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Murphlicious

38 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 33–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm a pretty big geek/nerd/etc. Gaming is a part of my life but it's not everything in my life. You don't have to be a huge geek, too, or know what I mean if I say a game is an MMO. But just because I like gaming doesn't mean that I don't like to get outside and do things. I totally do! I just...don't climb mountains.

It may sound corny, but I'm on my own personal weight loss journey. I stalled out for about a year and damn, do I regret that. But gaining some back is part of the process and I'm back on the wagon, so to speak. That doesn't mean I won't eat a mini peanut butter cup here and there. I just won't eat 8 of them.

I'm not the type to wear makeup every day, though I do like to wear it. I like doing my nails in a variety of weird colors when the mood strikes me. I like alternative hair colors (was purple but am back to a normal color these days) and I like piercings (sadly, I have less than I used to due to rejection. It's a harsh mistress.) along with a couple of tattoos.

I'm one of those people who will answer an email or a text quicker than I will a phone call. I'm a victim of the electronic age, what can you do. *shrug* Not to mention I end up having awkward phone conversations where I start to talk and the other person starts to talk and then we both stop talking and say "go ahead" at the same time and then there's silence and then we both start talking again. Look, I can't watch The Office without cringing at the socially awkward moments and I've been known to hide my face when it happens in movies because I get embarrassed for the characters. Sorry if you're a phone person, lots of people are! I'm just super awkward on the phone with people I don't know. It's nothing personal. If we get to know each other well I promise we'll talk on the phone if you want to. It'll be awesome, I'm sure.

I like seeing movies, going for walks, roller derby, reading, the intarwebs, gaming, geeky boys and girls, pizza, cats, West Seattle, staring off into space, talking too much (sorry, I talk a lot. A lot. It runs in the family--I think it's genetic. My grandpa once struck up a conversation with someone he sat next to in a mall and it turned out they were legit related to our family), sarcasm, feminism (the older I get the more of a feminist I am. It's about recognizing the gender imbalance and having good conversations about it for me and calling people out on their bullshit.), and a whole bunch of other stuff. I also love parentheses. Can you tell?

I like to think I'm a pretty cool person, if I do say so myself (and I totally just did). I consider sarcasm a way of life and I tell my friends that I mock because I love. I can dish it out and I can take it. I'm going to be honest and tell you that my sarcasm can be, well, kind of mean if I know you really well. I expect if we know each other really well that you will just throw it right back at me. I try not to do that to people I've just met, because I'll scare them away.

I get that some people don't find bigger girls attractive and you know, that's your loss because I am awesome. Yes, I'm working to lose weight, but I'm doing it for me, not you. I'm doing it to be healthy and if a side benefit is super cute clothes than so be it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pretty happy and content most of the time. I have a great group of friends and they're all married except one. It's not easy to find a date when your social circle is married people.

I've just started doing a couch to 5k and I am loving it! My weekends tend to be more active (best thing about living in Seattle is taking the bus and getting to get out and walk) and hanging out with friends seeing movies or getting together for a game night.

These days I'm also working on building the world for the novel I want to write and contemplating a new car.

I like crafting, but mostly during the fall. I dunno. I'm weird. I flit between cross stitch projects mostly. The baking itch should start in November where I will bake lots of things and make my friends eat them (I make some amazeballs brownies, for real).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being a smart ass. Like, it's my super secret (not really secret) awesome power. I will admit to being a catty bitch now and again. I'm fair to middling at cooking. I'll never be on Top Chef (scallops are gross, mmkay?) but I like trying out new recipes and can laugh it off when they fail hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I speak my mind. Life is too short. Also that I'm a big girl--getting smaller all the time, but still a big girl. When wearing my contacts I feel like I have some crazy big alien eyes so people might notice those, too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No way I can pick a favorite movie or book. Too hard! I will say that I love zombie movies, along with horror, sci fi, comedy, drama. Not big on RomComs because I am a giant mushball who will cry at them.

Book wise, I love a good mystery and I'm on an urban fantasy kick right now and I've rediscovered my love of Stephen King.

As for food, well. I like food. I like eating healthier these days, though. Gone are the days of McDonald's and Papa John's. Pizza is still a huge weakness for me, so long as it's in moderation. Love me some thai food (mmm spicy!) but I'm on the fence about seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Is this a "desert island I could never do without" or a "leaving the house for a short time, be back soon could never do without?" Either way, I hate answering these questions. Also I have a lot of stuff. I would want my music, my books, my cats, my friends...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing. I really love to write and I've been doing world building for the novel I'd like to write someday.

Feminism. How anti-vaxxers are ruining the world. Why people don't use their blinkers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home. I save my going out for Saturday nights. Yeah, I'm kinda lame. Doesn't mean I'm not willing to go out...but again, social circle with all married people. They're not doing much on Friday nights, either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yeah, no.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're kind of nerdy and like video games. Or even if you're NOT nerdy. I'm an equal opportunity kind of girl.

If you're messaging me for a straight up hook up or want me to fuck you on the first date or after we have ~~coffee, don't bother--I don't do that shit. Also, if you message me asking me come cuddle at your "secured building" condo...well. Just don't. That's creepy. And weird.