If I could give myself a title it would be something along the lines of "You're friendly neighborhood white guy" , i'd even have a matching jean uniform and endless library of shitty dad-jokes. But you know, it's whatever.
I'll be honest I love this crazy site, it's like going to an all you can eat buffet. But the Buffet is extremely crowded and you just saw some fat guy with a hard-on sneeze in the food. You'd normally leave but you've already been in line for like 30 minutes and the smell of fresh food has you trapped like a homeless guy in a Homes-to-go center.
I make a lot of weird jokes, that's my self summary.