Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I could give myself a title it would be something along the
lines of "You're friendly neighborhood white guy" , i'd even have a
matching jean uniform and endless library of shitty dad-jokes. But
you know, it's whatever.
I'll be honest I love this crazy site, it's like going to an all
you can eat buffet. But the Buffet is extremely crowded and you
just saw some fat guy with a hard-on sneeze in the food. You'd
normally leave but you've already been in line for like 30 minutes
and the smell of fresh food has you trapped like a fat kid in the
I make a lot of weird jokes, that's my self summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning "Money Math" at UCF while regretting not becoming an
astronaut. Seriously, space is awesome. Hopefully It will all work
out because I'd just love to repress all my regrets with
obnoxiously large sums of money one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Procrastinating at professional levels
-Saying weird shit to get laughs
-Playing the Piano
-Describing myself on dating sites.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can't contain myself when something funny happens in public. For
instance one time I was in an elevator with an older gentleman.
Well as we were going up he let out the meanest most ancient fart
I've ever experienced in all my 20 years of life. Well after that
he put his head down and in a very defeated tone let out a "...Oh
no, not again". I laughed so hard I farted myself. It was beautiful
and I made a friend that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Anything by Ernest Hemingway or Edgar Allen Poe
-Ender's Game(This story is The Shit, Ender is a pure Bad
-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
-The Life Of Pi
-Anything with Bill Murray
-Fight Club( My favorite Movie)
-The Big Lebowski
-Most things on Netflix
-Mostly anything on Adult Swim
-Sunny in Philly
-How I met your Mother
-Breaking Bad(This is my all time favorite Show)
-Oh good god I really love music, so I'm just going to throw a
couple people out here.
-Tv on the Radio
-List goes on and on, I pretty much love everything..so yeah i'm
taking the lazy man's way out here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without
-My Friends, I have my days where I just want to chill and become
the all loved Couch potato, but most days i'm doing atleast
something with someone, whether it be going on adventures or
watching paint dry..I'm hanging out with someone
-My wacky sense of style, I love Plaid shirts(Something to do with
my Inner Lumber Jack) and Converse shoes..
-I like to stay clean and presentable, so I guess anything cleaning
related, I hate looking like a Bum(Not saying bums aren't cool, I
just don't want to look or feel like them)
-My laptop/video games, I have that gamer and technological side
that I have to feed on a daily basis.
-My Music, Life can be so borring sometimes without a kickass
soundtrack bring in the background
-And lastly, my bed/sleep...When I don;t get enough sleep I
basically turn into Nicholas Cage, Basically translates to really
old,crazy,and now sad man who frankly, you don't want to be
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I didn't become an Astronaut....
If I'd look good in that Tie I saw in the Mall....probably not
since it doesn't match my eyes....but I'll buy it anyways.
If my roommates will ever do the Dishes.
I wonder what that pretty girl thought when she saw me face
planting in the middle of the street as my long board shot under a
car. Probably how cool I looked in my new tie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a ton of food and regretting it with my friends, and then
going back to eating more food. It's a vicious cycle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once saw a grown man soil himself while wearing an amazing suit.
The thing that makes it private is that I laughed so hard I
cackled....in front of him....as he stared back at me in
sadness.The terribleness and awkwardness of it all just made me
laugh harder. I have no idea who he was but it was pretty great. If
you're out there nice suit man, I'm sorry. Honestly. It was very
hot out that day and I know you didn't get your deposit back.
You should message me if
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You want to stay up all night watching Netflix and eating junk food
with me. Seriously, this stuff's the bomb.
Or if you think I'm the adorable man model I tell myself I am.
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