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MurrayBoy18

21 Orlando, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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If I could give myself a title it would be something along the lines of "You're friendly neighborhood white guy" , i'd even have a matching jean uniform and endless library of shitty dad-jokes. But you know, it's whatever.

I'm a huge people-person who just loves to talk and share stories. If I could say my number one trait, it would probably be my ability to make people laugh. You most likely can't tell on this lovely site, because I mean lets be honest text is just boring. You can't see my awesome facial expressions, or my extensive hand motions, and probably the biggest problem of all would be that you can't see my handsome face. That's the true tragedy. But I digress. I love making jokes, awful and great. And if that sounds like something you want rolling in your friend roster than you should definitely send me a message.

I also love plaid and button up shirts in general. I don't know why. I was just born that way. Probably some weird psychological thing, who knows.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning "Money Math" or Finance as some people call it at UCF while regretting not becoming an astronaut. Seriously, space is just the shit. It's also terrifying, and becoming an astronaut is hella hard. So Hopefully It will all work out because I'd just love to repress all my regrets with obnoxiously large sums of money one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Looking Fashionable
-Procrastinating at professional levels
-Saying weird shit to get laughs
-Playing the Piano
-Paying bills
-Describing myself on dating sites.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can't contain myself when something funny happens in public. For instance one time I was in an elevator with an older gentleman. Well as we were going up he let out the meanest most ancient fart I've ever experienced in all my 20 years of life. Well after that he put his head down and in a very defeated tone let out a "...Oh no, not again". I laughed so hard I farted myself. It was beautiful and I made a friend that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
-Anything by Ernest Hemingway or Edgar Allen Poe
-Ender's Game(This story is The Shit, Ender is a pure Bad Ass)
-The Giver
-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
-The Life Of Pi

Movies
-Drive
-Anything with Bill Murray
-Inception
-Fight Club( My favorite Movie)
-The Big Lebowski
-Office Space
-Most things on Netflix

T.v Shows
-Mostly anything on Adult Swim
-adventure Time
-Supernatural
-American dad
-Sunny in Philly
-How I met your Mother
-Breaking Bad(This is my all time favorite Show)

Music
-Oh good god I really love music, so I'm just going to throw a couple people out here.
-Dr.Dog
-Modest Mouse
-Tv on the Radio
-MGMT
-Passion Pit
-Justice
-Little People
-Radiohead
-List goes on and on, I pretty much love everything..so yeah i'm taking the lazy man's way out here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without
-My Friends, I have my days where I just want to chill and become the all loved Couch potato, but most days i'm doing atleast something with someone, whether it be going on adventures or watching paint dry..I'm hanging out with someone
-My wacky sense of style, I love Plaid shirts(Something to do with my Inner Lumber Jack) and Converse shoes..
-I like to stay clean and presentable, so I guess anything cleaning related, I hate looking like a Bum(Not saying bums aren't cool, I just don't want to look or feel like them)
-My laptop/video games, I have that gamer and technological side that I have to feed on a daily basis.
-My Music, Life can be so borring sometimes without a kickass soundtrack bring in the background
-And lastly, my bed/sleep...When I don;t get enough sleep I basically turn into Nicholas Cage, Basically translates to really old,crazy,and now sad man who frankly, you don't want to be around..So yeah
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I didn't become an Astronaut....

If I'd look good in that Tie I saw in the Mall....probably not since it doesn't match my eyes....but I'll buy it anyways.

If my roommates will ever do the Dishes.

I wonder what that pretty girl thought when she saw me face planting in the middle of the street as my long board shot under a car. Probably how cool I looked in my new tie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a ton of food and regretting it with my friends, and then going back to eating more food. It's a vicious cycle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once saw a grown man soil himself while wearing an amazing suit. The thing that makes it private is that I laughed so hard I cackled....in front of him....as he stared back at me in sadness.The terribleness and awkwardness of it all just made me laugh harder. I have no idea who he was but it was pretty great. If you're out there nice suit man, I'm sorry. Honestly. It was very hot out that day and I know you didn't get your deposit back.
You should message me if
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You want to stay up all night watching Netflix and eating junk food with me. Seriously, this stuff's the bomb.

Or if you think I'm the adorable man model I tell myself I am.