Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I could give myself a title it would be something along the
lines of "You're friendly neighborhood white guy" , i'd even have a
matching jean uniform and endless library of shitty dad-jokes. But
you know, it's whatever.
I'm a huge people-person who just loves to talk and share stories.
If I could say my number one trait, it would probably be my ability
to make people laugh. You most likely can't tell on this lovely
site, because I mean lets be honest text is just boring. You can't
see my awesome facial expressions, or my extensive hand motions,
and probably the biggest problem of all would be that you can't see
my handsome face. That's the true tragedy. But I digress. I love
making jokes, awful and great. And if that sounds like something
you want rolling in your friend roster than you should definitely
send me a message.
I also love plaid and button up shirts in general. I don't know
why. I was just born that way. Probably some weird psychological
thing, who knows.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning "Money Math" or Finance as some people call it at UCF
while regretting not becoming an astronaut. Seriously, space is
just the shit. It's also terrifying, and becoming an astronaut is
hella hard. So Hopefully It will all work out because I'd just love
to repress all my regrets with obnoxiously large sums of money one
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Procrastinating at professional levels
(What do you think brought me here?)
-Saying weird shit to get laughs
-Playing the Piano
-Describing myself on dating sites.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't contain myself when something funny happens in public.
Seriously, if you get me laughing I cackle like some ancient witch.
My friends hate it. But that just makes me laugh harder.
I also have really blue eyes. They're awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too much, just....Too much man.
I like everything. I know it's a cop out answer but I just don't
feel like going through everything. I love so much stuff.
We'll just let this be a great conversation starter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My shitty humor.
-The people I live with(My bestfriends)
-Copious amounts of Video Games and movies
-More Money, I'm not in Finance and Real Estate for my health
-My cat, that dude's awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I didn't become an Astronaut....
If I'd look good in that Tie I saw in the Mall....probably not
since it doesn't match my eyes....but I'll buy it anyways.
If my roommates will ever do the Dishes.
I wonder what that pretty girl thought when she saw me face
planting in the middle of the street as my long board shot under a
car. Probably how cool I looked in my new tie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a ton of food and regretting it with my friends, and then
going back to eating more food. It's a vicious cycle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I buy scented candles on a regular basis.
That's not even something private. I just want you people to know I
Fresh Ocean flowers is the shit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to stay up all night watching Netflix and eating junk food
with me. Seriously, this stuff's the bomb.
Or if you think I'm the adorable man model I tell myself I am.
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