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20 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–21
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:54pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello,I'm Austin.
I Guess if I were to summarize myself I would say i'm kinda like a mix between the actor Jim Carry and the character Jim Halpert from The office. I love making people laugh and I love adventure, so on a day to day basis I try my hardest to make that day the craziest yet most hilarious and fun filled day possible. When I'm not doing all that crazy stuff, i'm usually either playing the Piano, Watching Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, or doing school work (I'm also picking up French, so in like a month,I'll be speaking very poor yet slightly Romantic French. Ha)

I see myself as a pretty creative and energetic guy, if the day feels slow I'll be the first to suggest some random adventure idea. I'm also a pretty big addict for good movies,video games, and reddit. So that's a thing.

I'm on here looking for that next "Best Friend" person,I really want my next relationship to be a long-term adventure, filled with comedy,action,excitement, and all that other lovey dove-y good stuff haha.

Not really sure what else to put up here, anything more and it starts looking like you're stroking an Ego. I'll save the Auto-biography and adventure stories for later I guess.

Anyways if this obviously flawless and in no way totally in-complete summary caught your eye I would say keep on scrolling down because it only gets better!
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm trying to find out what i want to spend the rest of my life doing. As of right now I'm studying at UCF, trying to make a decision on what to study. So far I'm stuck between Aero Space Engineering(Because Space Ships are fucking awesome) Or something related to business, because I love wearing suits and being able to talk my ass off...while making money at the same time..So yeah it's either spaceships and heroic adventures involving aliens and robots(Obviously), or nice looking suits,something related to Madmen,and other cool business stuff...Ugh, decisions are tough :/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being cute and Spontaneous
-Being completely random whilst also being creative,I can make a conversation about Bunnies turn into a short story about Robot Invaders(Who were part Rabbit).
-Being the classiest gentleman your elegant eyes have ever seen.(I know, I'm such the wordsmith)
-Playing the Piano
-Writing good profile pages(As you can so clearly tell)
-Oh and of course, Taming Panda's...Just throw a little Bamboo and Love at one of them guys and you have yourself the worlds coolest and cutest home defense system.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes,they're so blue and interesting people have a tendency to get lost in them, in theory it sounds cool and somewhat douche-baggy but I assure you it is nothing short of a curse. It's a long story but just to save time and space...I'm permanently banned from Cuba and majority of the Middle East...Crazy stuff.

Other than that, I'm usually a pretty happy guy, so I guess maybe people notice my Smile??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Anything by Ernest Hemingway or Edgar Allen Poe
-Ender's Game(This story is The Shit, Ender is a pure Bad Ass)
-The Giver
-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
-The Life Of Pi

-Anything with Bill Murray
-Fight Club( My favorite Movie)
-The Big Lebowski
-Office Space
-Most things on Netflix

T.v Shows
-Mostly anything on Adult Swim
-adventure Time
-American dad
-Sunny in Philly
-How I met your Mother
-Breaking Bad(This is my all time favorite Show)

-Oh good god I really love music, so I'm just going to throw a couple people out here.
-Modest Mouse
-Tv on the Radio
-Passion Pit
-Little People
-List goes on and on, I pretty much love yeah i'm taking the lazy man's way out here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without
-My Friends, I have my days where I just want to chill and become the all loved Couch potato, but most days i'm doing atleast something with someone, whether it be going on adventures or watching paint dry..I'm hanging out with someone
-My wacky sense of style, I love Plaid shirts(Something to do with my Inner Lumber Jack) and Converse shoes..
-I like to stay clean and presentable, so I guess anything cleaning related, I hate looking like a Bum(Not saying bums aren't cool, I just don't want to look or feel like them)
-My laptop/video games, I have that gamer and technological side that I have to feed on a daily basis.
-My Music, Life can be so borring sometimes without a kickass soundtrack bring in the background
-And lastly, my bed/sleep...When I don;t get enough sleep I basically turn into Nicholas Cage, Basically translates to really old,crazy,and now sad man who frankly, you don't want to be around..So yeah
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Becoming either the next Indiana Jones or James Bond.....or Maybe both...I'll be called "Indiana Bond"
-How kickass it would be to be Iron Man
- Just daydreaming and thinking of bizarre/tangent stories, so much so that me and a couple buddies got together last year to right a book about our hilarious and awesome adventure stories....unfortunately we suffer from extreme Procrastination syndrome...and well yah
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not really sure I've ever had a typical Friday night, I'm always busy adventuring and saving the world and what not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm Batman

Well to be more clear, I guess I'm a not-rich and costume-less Batman....Who is also much lazier and doesn't have a kick-ass butler...But I do have a similar growing up story, so that's something(Right?)

I also Dutchovend my Cat once....It was hilarious.
You should message me if
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If you made it this far, please message me so I can send you a little medal or something for your amazing accomplishment.

If that's not enough reason then You should message me if you want to prevent the world from being taken over by Space Nazi's. Yep the world is in danger from Space Nazi's and the only way to save it is to send me a simple message...should be easy enough...right?