The one thing that I can guarantee is that I will be able to make you laugh at least once, whether by talent or dumb luck. After that, we shall have to see. I still love to get my kicks above (and at times below) the waistline, sunshine...
The following tenets are things that are 'true', where debate is not possible:
1) Bad/naughty girls just tend to be more fun
2) Michael Keaton IS Batman
3) Roger Moore was NOT Bond
4) One of the surest paths to my heart/good graces is completely LITTERED with Pink Floyd. You've been warned...
5) I was hating hipsters before it was cool
6) Nerds are awesome (and tend to be hotter)
7) I should have been born a cartoon
Until my various evil plans for global domination and universal admiration have concluded, I'm afraid that my life story remains incomplete. But I'm more than happy to fill you in on any minor details you'd like to inquire about, whatever they might be. No use in being shy or awkward, since that's my forte!