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  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 31
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
More than $1,000,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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First of all, you should check out this playlist. if you don't like at least most of these songs, you might as well moooooove right along...

Uugghhhhh, if you don't make it through all of those you are really missing out.. it was hard to narrow it down to just these. : | "Parfume Vanille", "Settle Down", and "Is it Over" have pretty good videos, too. Enjoy ; )

Oh and btw, if you feel like you got a copy and paste message from me, it might be true, but it might not. In any case, i'm looking for a needle in a haystack here and all the pieces of hay like to pretend they are needles and waste months of my life. I don't have a thousand hours to custom tailor a message to every girl who turns out to be not at all who she represents herself to be in the end anyhow... Any response and you will have my full attention, rest assured ; )

Btw, on that note, everything in my profile (dry humor aside) is 100% legit. What you see here is really what you get. *Whew!* Isn't THAT a load off!? No total disappointment weeks or months down the road!

Hello, my name is Isaac and I'm a future trophy husband. : |

I'm a real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine person. You may not have met one before, or maybe just once or twice, so you might not recognize it. I'm a person, like other people, but I talk and dress differently (some might say better, not me though of course!), listen to not-terrible music consistently, and am very friendly and non-judgmental and patient.

If you don't like my straightforward honesty, or aren't comfortable with how comfortable i am with myself, please don't hesitate to go "Tch! Who does this guy think he is?" and leave my profile at any time. I'm trying to weed you out anyways, so it's a win-win! : D

If you think that I'm just full of myself, then you must not be from Sacramento where the vast majority of people range from kinda lame to super lame or you must not be awesome enough yourself. If you are from Sacramento and are also awesome enough to say "what is wrong with these people?" then you know that i have to differentiate myself from this garbage in order to save you, the viewer, time ; )

if at any point you decide to try to put me in a box, you are making a terrible mistake. I know most people put THEMSELVES into boxes, so it's not common to find someone that isn't squarely packed into some societally provided box, like a hipster box, a new age/wiccan box, or a bro box, and having all of the exact same views on all major issues that everyone else in that box has.

I, however, am anti war and anti destruction of the environment, but pro gun and anti death penalty, so you can see how you might easily screw yourself by making an assumption somewhere... my views are ALLLL actually well thought out, you're probably better off asking me if you have any concerns. ; )
What I’m doing with my life
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On this subject i want to make one thing clear: in no way am i afraid of commitment. In fact, i'm looking for someone to share my life with actively. This doesn't mean i am going to rush anything, my standards are high as you will read below, but if you are looking for something that serious, you definitely came to the right place. ; ) Your lack of action and effort are the only thing standing between us and happily ever after, and i am dead serious about that. : |

Currently, i have moved into a two story house alone. i do not owe on it nor do i pay rent, it belonged to my grandmother and now is left to my parents who will leave it to me, it's mine for all practical purposes. It needs organizing etc, and i'm working on that recently.

Also i'm writing a book and working on a few video games for mobile and other platforms. This will undoubtedly make me rich beyond my wildest dreams some day, you should probably try to get at me before that happens, it will just be easier for everyone that way...

Overall my efforts are going towards putting my years of research and self refinement to use toward helping the people i meet that need help and fixing the major problems of the surrounding community and world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning how to be really good at things

being aware of the impact my actions have on others

being thoughtfully considerate

introducing people to music or movies they love but hadn't heard of before

having patience

not saying stupid ass shit just to try to impress people




getting to the root cause of problems and figuring out solutions without causing more problems

Being a good friend for life (like, for real, even if i can't stand you, not promising i'm gonna want to spend a lot of time with every lameass, but i'll be there to help you work it out F-O-R-E-V-E-R!

loving and caring



leaving you pleasantly surprised and possibly confused instead of disappointed and possibly rolling your eyes

video games
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly, the first thing would have to be the hair, after that probably my fabulous clothes, which i probably got at the thrift store.

Upon meeting a person will probably notice that i'm very happy, very friendly, and laugh and joke pretty much ALL the time. My humor can be very dry, however, so sometimes people can't tell i'm joking and even get offended : p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some books i found to be entertaining, valuable, and/or informative are The Bible, The Book of Enoch, Of Mice and Men, and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Some of my favorite movies include The Big Lebowski, Me and You and Everyone We Know, What the Bleep do We Know?, Brick, The Constant Gardener, FLCL, Star Wars (yes even the new trilogy although it's not as good in several ways), all The Expendables movies, The Man From Nowhere, Vengeance, Lone wolf Mcquade, Bullit, Missing in Action trilogy, City of God, The Limey, Serenity, Ip Man 1 and 2, Ong Bok, Once Upon a Time in China, Blue Submarine no. 6, Amelie, The Green Mile, Network, the Man with no Name Trilogy (or most anything Clint Eastwood) Hotel Rwanda, anything by Studio Gibli including Grave of the Fireflies, Only God Forgives, Ronin, The Hunted, Yojimbo, The Other Guys, Walk Hard, The Wrong Guy, Roadhouse, Taken, Big Trouble in Little China, that new Star Trek, Batman: Gotham Knight, The Animatrix, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, The International, Killer Elite, and Harry Brown.

We'll talk about documentaries in person. : | If you are a hardcore researcher of "truth", and you have dug as deep as i have, you will understand why. If not, you'll just have to let me show you ; )

As far as shows, or series', I'll split it up between American series' and anime. American series' i like include Firefly, Star Trek (TNG and DS9 being the ones i felt really stood out, in that order. i haven't seen much Enterprise but i hear good things.), Have Gun Will Travel, The Rockford Files, Parks and Recreation, The IT Crowd, and Survivorman (NOT to be confused with that bitch ass Man Vs. Wild). I thought Lost and Heros were a step up but highly overrated and i actually really enjoyed what i saw of House despite it's being incredibly predictable. I've seen some The Office and it's funny and as we bridge over to british comedy i like The IT Crowd. Stepping on over to American cartoons we have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Mario Bros., Batman: The Animated Series. Superman: The Animated Series, Bots Master, the early Nicktoons from Doug up through Ahhh! Real Monsters! and Rocket Power, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time. I'm also totally gonna collect the old childrens shows like Under the Umbrella Tree, Eureka's Castle, Beakman's World, The Busy World of Richard Scary, Gullah Gullah Island, Alegra's Window, and Oswald the Octopus so my future kids will have something decent to watch.

I'm a pretty big fan of anime, although i'm not mr. super anime watcher, watchin' any anime and thinkin' it's awesome. I will say, however, that PERCENTAGE WISE anime is much more satisfying and fulfilling than MOST western series... anyhow, my favorites include Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Magical Shopping Arcade: Abenobashi, Samurai Champloo, Great Teacher Onizuka, Golden Boy, and Haibane Renmei.

When I'm asked what kind of music i listen to i would love to say every kind, but everyone says that these days and most of them only listen to a few kinds, or just every kind that's on the radio so i'll be more specific. I like downtempo, dub, reggae, jazz, blues, calypso, funk, oldies, techno, classical, folk music, VGM etc. I like some rock and rap, but only if it's the good stuff, like Deltron. I like many more genres, music from across the world, and plenty of music that is hard to categorize into any genre but i really think i've given enough info here so that anyone who cares gets the basic idea :) Most of the time i'm listening to something jazzy, bluesy, folky, or... reggaesque(?). It'll have a good beat, good vibrations, and not be depressing. I do LOVE sad music too, as i'm generally pretty happy and it feels good to listen to something sad or touching, but it's not healthy to listen to that kind of stuff daily as many people these days do (which btw causes depression and/or makes it worse).

This space is reserved for the video games i like, but i'm not up for all that now, so i'll just keep it simple: I like all genres, but if it's a sports game it has to be zany, like Mario Baseball or F-Zero. I'll list some favorites from different genres so you can see what kind of taste i have...
Platformer: Super Metroid, Castlevania: SOTN, Megaman
RPG: Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Earthbound
Puzzle: Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, Tetris Attack
Flight Sim: Ace Combat 4, Skygunner
Scrolling Shooter: Ikaruga, R-Type: Final, Einhander
First Person Shooter: Halo 1, Borderlands, Red Faction 1
MMO: Eve Online, Ultima Online
Misc: Armored Core, Dance Dance Revolution, Harvest Moon, Katamari Damacy

My Grandma is Japanese. I will eat everything in the ocean, shoot, you done even have to cook it half the time... I'll also try anything from any place in the world, i don't care how weird it is, even bugs! I am aware that eating too much animal protein is bad for you, and that the way we handle the production of meats is totally unethical. For these reasons i'm not opposed to becoming vegetarian or even vegan some day and i certainly have the self control and willpower to do it, but for now i just try to keep animal protein to a healthy percentage of my diet and work toward ending the travesty of all animal abuse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are pretty much the same as they are for everyone else, but what you want to know about is what i really love, the things i like to have on a regular basis that aren't necessarily required for survival, so i'll list those:

1: a healthy amount of Sleep

2: Food and water with as little poison in it as possible... : |

3: Other real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine, adult human beings

4: Mind, body, and soul exercise

5: Affection

6: Good art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the amazing things i've experienced and learned from the past, the awesome things i'm experiencing in the moment, and the fantastic things i'll go through in the future! : D

I also think about the places i'm going to travel to and how i will prepare myself mentally to assimilate myself safely into those cultures without getting into dangerous situations as a result of looking like a vulnerable foreigner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually hanging out with friends, I'm thinking about starting a movie night. You should come! : D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll admit pretty much anything, i try not to do things i won't be proud of, but i guess i could just say that I like to make my lady feel special, and i like her to appreciatively, affectionately reciprocate that ; )

and i know it's hard to believe since i'm also clearly very attractive and intelligent, but believe it or not, it actually is huge. I'm sorry, don't hate me for saying that, it's a semi-joke. That is, the fact that i actually typed it in here was a joke, i would never ACTUALLY SAY that, i mean... just keep reading. : |
You should message me if
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you're not planning on intentionally hindering my efforts to save the world and stop all of the major travesties.

Definitely message me if you are a cute nerd-girl who loves video games too! You have a HUGE advantage over other girls with me, don't waste it! Shy people have an especially easy time getting to know me too : )

Oh! Please message me if you want to translate my profile into other languages, seeing as the percentage of western women who actually know how to have a healthy relationship, and treat a guy as well as he treats her, is not that high. I'd rather not be fishing exclusively in this pond...

BUT to be a little more specific:

I'll be friends/long distance pen-pals with everyone.

If you are looking to have a little dating/short term relationship action, here are my standards:

>i must be able to ENJOY your presence for hours.
>i must be attracted to you.
>you must be affectionate.
>i must see evidence that you are going to get something out of it, and that you aren't just trying to get something out of it : p

Sounds easy eh? give it a shot. Be forewarned that i hold people in general to a higher standard, the vast majority of people do things which other people think are totally fine or even cool, but which i think are pathetic and a total turn off. If you're an attention whore, drama queen, liar, or rude in a non-humorous way for example, i'm not gonna be down : |

If you are looking to try a serious relationship with me, these are my standards:

>i must strongly prefer your presence to being alone for days at a time.
>i must be attracted to you.
>you must be affectionate.
>you must be able to regain control of your emotions when you lose it.
>i must see strong evidence that you are ready to go the distance to be the best you possible, awesome enough to help me save the world.
>you must not listen to crappy music all the time.

Think you're up to it? : ) i hope so, but very few are. i'll help you make it in every way i can, you gotta make the choice though...

now let's get really crazy, you think you want to try and marry me? Here are my standards:

<>i must be deeply in love with you, ready to spend the rest of my life with you, if i were going to divorce you we wouldn't be married.
<>you must be willing to make an effort to be as sexy for me as i am for you, which anyone can achieve as i don't have super specific standards, but i have to see that like me, you are going to be willing to go the extra mile to bring each other to fits of passion we've only dreamed of.
<>i have to totally believe and trust you that you have reached the point of no return. The point at which a person realizes there is no other way to live other than the right way and that they would sooner die than live a life of comfortable, brainwashed slavery.
<>you have to connect with me on such a deep level that we often even know what each other is thinking, we should barely have to ask each other for anything at all.
<>you must barely listen to crappy music at all.

(note that i don't expect anything that i'm not also prepared to offer back)

Well, i think i've put enough into this for now, it's been fun. : D

Now Message me! Don't wait, do it now while i'm still single! : D