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Musashi255

31 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 3, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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BIGGEST PROFILE EVAR!!!!11!1!!ONE

First thing's first, you should be listening to one or all of these songs while you read my profile, because i'd show them to you if i met you in real life XD

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wow, it was hard to narrow it down to just these! XD A few of them have pretty good videos, especially "settle down", "parfume vanille" and "is it over" enjoy ; )

Oh and btw, if you feel like you got a copy and paste message from me, it might be true, but it might not. In any case, i'm looking for a needle in a haystack here and all the pieces of hay like to pretend they are needles. I don't have a thousand hours to custom tailor a message to every girl who turns out to be not at all who she represents herself to be in the end anyhow... Any response and you will have my full attention, rest assured ; ) Btw, everything in my profile, dry humor aside, is 100% legit. What you see here is really what you get. *Whew!* Isn't THAT a load off!? XD

Hello, my name is Isaac and I'm a future trophy husband. : |

If you don't like my straightforward honesty, aren't comfortable with how comfortable i am with myself, or can't tell that i'm being sarcastically egotistical at times, please don't hesitate to go "Tch! Who does this guy think he is?" and leave my profile at any time. I'm trying to weed you out anyways, so it's a win-win! : D

If you think that i'm just full of myself, then you must not be from sacramento where everyone sucks or you must not be awesome enough yourself. If you are from sacramento and are also awesome enough to say "what is wrong with these people?" then you know that i have to differentiate myself from this garbage in order to save you, the viewer, time ; )

I'm a real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine adult human being. You may not have met one before, or maybe just once or twice, so you might not recognize it. We look like other people but we talk and dress differently, listen to better music, and are very friendly and non-judgmental. I think I'll ramble on this topic for a bit, skip it if you feel so inclined : ) but to put it simply, I DON'T THINK I'M BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE, i just think the average person (especially in my area) is pathetic these days, either by brainwashing or choice or some combination thereof.

Us real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine, adult human beings have it really great on the one hand, since we know how wonderfully perfect and beautiful the world is and are thus filled with infinite positive energy. It's not all fun and games and positive reinforcement, though, as we're often mistaken for losers or doormats because of how friendly we are, and sometimes mistaken for stubborn know-it-alls because we always seem to have confidence in what we talk about and enough wisdom to not pretend to know what we're talking about when we don't.

Worst of all, the smarter and/or cooler than average people occasionally mistake us for manipulative deceivers (or average people more likely mistake them for us) because manipulative deceivers see that we are awesome and try to emulate us... the unfortunate thing is they probably think we're just deceivers as well and have completely missed the point. The poor manipulative deceivers... they will have the hardest time learning and thus the toughest road to the infinite joy that comes from actually having good intentions and no secret agenda : ( let us have a moment of silence for them, many of them might not make it...

So anyhow, real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine adult human beings can be distinguished from common folk after just a short time if you know what to look for, or perhaps i should say what to look for NOT being there! First off, to distinguish them from any standard lameass, observe the subject for a while and watch for these things:

Does the subject...

-do/say stupid things and then become incredibly embarrassed?

-show an intentional disregard for the impact of his actions on others?

-identify themselves completely and blatantly with a particular subculture in order to seem more "normal" or to make up for a lack of individual identity?

-lie often, about minor things, or seemingly for no reason at all?

If so, they are not quite a real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine adult human being yet : ( but it's ok, anyone can do it and together we can help them : D

Manipulative deceivers are much harder to tell apart from us as they appear to have most of our best qualities, are very friendly, and have a very good sense of humor. you can usually only tell after extended contact. Here are the only real signs:

-They tend to be very flaky but are very good at coming up with a good excuse every single time.

-They will be clearly aware of everything going on around them but then aloof when convenient.

-They are very good with words and can be extremely good liars.

These signs are easy for a good manipulator to hide, but after extended contact, a subtle, overall self serving trend can be identified. These folks are so close yet so far from honesty, consideration, and genuine realness, and they are often mature and adults, they just don't understand a thing or two about the nature of our reality...
What I’m doing with my life
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On this subject i want to make one thing clear: in no way am i afraid of commitment. In fact, i'm looking for someone to share my life with actively. This doesn't mean i am going to rush anything, my standards are high as you will read below, but if you are looking for something that serious, you definitely came to the right place. ; ) Your lack of action and effort are the only thing standing between us and happily ever after, and i am dead serious about that. : |

I play poker for a living as a propositional player at a card room downtown, this means i have scheduled hours and pay as well as winnings as an income. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I LOVE OR EVEN ENJOY "GAMBLING" AT ALL (which poker is not entirely), and i CERTAINLY will NEVER have a gambling problem, because i have that thing called self control you may have heard of. (this job ended, but it is the longest single job i had and i will probably get another job doing the same thing...)

Currently, i have moved into a two story house alone. i do not owe on it nor do i pay rent, it belonged to my grandmother and now is left to my parents who will leave it to me, it's mine for all practical purposes. It needs organizing etc, and i'm working on that recently. If you want to help out, need a place to stay, and i get along with you, maybe we can work something out ; )

Also i'm writing a book and working on a few video game designs. This will undoubtedly make me rich beyond my wildest dreams some day, you should probably try to get at me before that happens, it will just be easier for everyone that way... : p

Overall my efforts are going towards putting my years of research and self refinement to use toward helping the people i meet that need help and fixing the major problems of the surrounding community and world.
I’m really good at
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learning how to be really good at things

being aware of the impact my actions have on others

being thoughtfully considerate

introducing people to music or movies they love but hadn't heard of before

having patience

not saying stupid ass shit just to try to impress people

facilitation

diplomacy

communicating

getting to the root cause of problems and figuring out solutions without causing more problems

Being a good friend for life (like, for real, even if i can't stand you, not promising i'm gonna want to spend a lot of time with every lameass, but i'll be there to help you work it out FOREVER! ; )

loving and caring

understanding

feeling

leaving you pleasantly surprised and possibly confused instead of disappointed and possibly rolling your eyes

video games
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly, the first thing would have to be the hair, after that probably the clothes, which aren't all that crazy but definitely out of the ordinary.

Upon meeting a person will probably notice that i'm very happy, very friendly, and laugh and joke pretty much ALL the time. My humor can be very dry, however, so sometimes people can't tell i'm joking and even get offended : p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some books i found to be entertaining, valuable, and/or informative are The Tao Te Ching, The Book of Enoch and The New Testament of the Bible , DMT: The Spirit Molecule, and The China Study (read this if you want to know the cure for cancer, and other diseases. Or you can just ask me).

Some of my favorite movies include The Big Lebowski, Me and You and Everyone We Know, What the Bleep do We Know?, Brick, The Constant Gardener, FLCL, Star Wars (yes even the new trilogy although it's not as good in several ways) City of God, The Limey, Serenity, Ip Man 1 and 2, Ong Bok, Once Upon a Time in China, Blue Submarine no. 6, Amelie, The Green Mile, Network, the Man with no Name Trilogy (or most anything Clint Eastwood) Hotel Rwanda, anything by Studio Gibli ESPECIALLY Grave of the Fireflies (my favorite anime movie), Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ronin, The Hunted, Yojimbo, The Other Guys, Walk Hard, The Wrong Guy, Roadhouse, Taken, Big Trouble in Little China, The Expendables, that new Star Trek, Batman: Gotham Knight, The Animatrix, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, The International, Killer Elite, Harry Brown, and The Secret of Oz (google it, and know that it is the very tip of the iceberg)

We'll talk about documentaries in person. : | If you are a hardcore researcher of "truth", and you have dug as deep as i have, you will understand why. If not, you'll just have to let me show you ; ) i guarantee 100% it will change your life.

As far as shows, or series', I'll split it up between American series' and anime. American series' i like include Firefly, Star Trek (TNG and DS9 being the ones i felt really stood out, in that order. i haven't seen much Enterprise but i hear good things.), and Survivorman (NOT to be confused with that bitch ass Man Vs. Wild). I thought Lost and Heros were a step up but highly overrated and i actually really enjoyed what i saw of House despite it's being incredibly predictable. I've seen some The Office and it's funny and as we bridge over to british comedy i like The IT Crowd. Stepping on over to American cartoons we have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Mario Bros., Batman: The Animated Series. Superman: The Animated Series, Bots Master, the early Nicktoons from Doug up through Ahhh! Real Monsters! and Rocket Power, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time. I'm also totally gonna collect the old childrens shows like Under the Umbrella Tree, Eureka's Castle, Beakman's World, The Busy World of Richard Scary, Gullah Gullah Island, Alegra's Window, and Oswald the Octopus so my future kids will have something decent to watch.

I'm a pretty big fan of anime, although i'm not mr. super anime watcher, watchin' any anime and thinkin' it's awesome. I will say, however, that PERCENTAGE WISE anime is much more satisfying and fulfilling than MOST western series... anyhow, my favorites include Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Magical Shopping Arcade: Abenobashi, Samurai Champloo, Great Teacher Onizuka, Golden Boy, and Haibane Renmei.

When I'm asked what kind of music i listen to i would love to say every kind, but everyone says that these days and most of them only listen to a few kinds, or just every kind that's on the radio so i'll be more specific. I like downtempo, dub, reggae, jazz, blues, calypso, funk, oldies, techno, classical, folk music, VGM etc. I like some rock and rap, but only if it's the good stuff, like Deltron. I like many more genres, music from across the world, and plenty of music that is hard to categorize into any genre but i really think i've given enough info here so that anyone who cares gets the basic idea :) Most of the time i'm listening to something jazzy, bluesy, folky, or... reggaesque(?). It'll have a good beat, good vibrations, and not be depressing. I do LOVE sad music too, as i'm generally pretty happy and it feels good to listen to something sad or touching, but it's not healthy to listen to that kind of stuff daily as many people these days do (which btw causes depression and/or makes it worse).

This space is reserved for the video games i like, but i'm not up for all that now, so i'll just keep it simple: I like all genres, but if it's a sports game it has to be zany, like Mario Baseball or F-Zero. I'll list some favorites from different genres so you can see what kind of taste i have...
Platformer: Super Metroid, Castlevania: SOTN, Megaman
RPG: Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Earthbound
Puzzle: Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, Tetris Attack
Flight Sim: Ace Combat 4, Skygunner
Scrolling Shooter: Ikaruga, R-Type: Final, Einhander
First Person Shooter: Halo 1, Borderlands, Red Faction 1
MMO: Eve Online, Ultima Online
Misc: Armored Core, Dance Dance Revolution, Harvest Moon, Katamari Damacy

My Grandma is Japanese. I will eat everything in the ocean. I'll also try anything from any place in the world, i don't care how weird it is, even bugs! I am aware that eating too much animal protein is bad for you, and that the way we handle the production of meats is totally unethical. For these reasons i'm not opposed to becoming vegetarian or even vegan some day and i certainly have the self control and willpower to do it, but for now i just try to keep animal protein to a healthy percentage of my diet and work toward ending the travesty of all animal abuse.
The six things I could never do without
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are pretty much the same as they are for everyone else, but what you want to know about is what i really love, the things i like to have on a regular basis that aren't necessarily required for survival, so i'll list those:

1: a healthy amount of Sleep

2: Food and water with as little poison in it as possible... : |

3: Other real, mature, honest, considerate, genuine, adult human beings

4: Mind, body, and soul exercise

5: Affection

6: Good art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the amazing things i've experienced and learned from the past, the awesome things i'm experiencing in the moment, and the fantastic things i'll go through in the future! : D

I also think about the places i'm going to travel to and how i will prepare myself mentally to assimilate myself safely into those cultures without getting into dangerous situations as a result of looking like a vulnerable foreigner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually hanging out with friends, I'm thinking about starting a movie night on fridays! : D You should come!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll admit pretty much anything, i try not to do things i won't be proud of, but i guess i could just say that I like to snuggle up : p

and i know it's hard to believe since i'm also clearly very attractive and intelligent, but believe it or not, it actually is huge.
You should message me if
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you're not planning on intentionally hindering my efforts to save the world and stop all of the major travesties.

Definitely message me if you are a cute nerd-girl who loves video games too! You have a HUGE advantage over other girls with me, don't waste it! Shy people have an especially easy time getting to know me too : )

Oh! Please message me if you want to translate my profile into other languages, seeing as a person who speaks english is much more likely to be brainwashed in the ways that make relationships and leading a healthy life in general difficult...

BUT to be a little more specific:

I'm friends/long distance pen-pals with everyone.

If you are looking to have a little dating/short term relationship action, here are my standards:

>i must be able to ENJOY your presence for hours.
>i must be attracted to you.
>you must be affectionate.
>i must see evidence that you are going to get something out of it, and that you aren't just trying to get something out of it : p

Sounds easy eh? give it a shot. Be forewarned that i hold people in general to a higher standard, the vast majority of people do things which other people think are totally fine or even cool, but which i think are pathetic and a total turn off. If you're an attention whore, drama queen, liar, or rude in a non-humorous way for example, i'm not gonna be down : |

If you are looking to try a serious relationship with me, these are my standards:

>i must strongly prefer your presence to being alone for days at a time.
>i must be attracted to you.
>you must be affectionate.
>you must be able to regain control of your emotions when you lose it.
>i must see strong evidence that you are ready to go the distance to be the best you possible, awesome enough to help me save the world.
>you must not listen to crappy music all the time.

Think you're up to it? : ) i hope so, but very few are. i'll help you make it in every way i can, you gotta make the choice though...

now let's get really crazy, you think you want to try and marry me? Here are my standards:

<>i must be deeply in love with you, ready to spend the rest of my life with you, if i were going to divorce you we wouldn't be married.
<>you must be willing to make an effort to be as sexy for me as i am for you, which anyone can achieve as i don't have super specific standards, but i have to see that you are going to be willing to go the extra mile to bring each other to fits of passion we've only dreamed of.
<>i have to totally believe and trust you that you have reached the point of no return. The point at which a person realizes there is no other way to live other than the right way and that they would sooner die than live a life of comfortable, brainwashed slavery.
<>you have to connect with me on such a deep level that we often even know what each other is thinking, we should barely have to ask each other for anything at all.
<>you must barely listen to crappy music at all.

(note that i don't expect anything that i'm not also prepared to offer back)

Well, i think i've put enough into this for now, it's been fun. : D

Now Message me! Don't wait, do it now while i'm still single! : D