Muscle_Dork
35 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
True and False facts about Yours Truly

TRUE: Likes sushi
FALSE: Was Capt. of the football team.
TRUE: Frequents antique malls and Goodwill stores
FALSE: Enjoys knitting and watching American Idol
TRUE: Would like to own and run a 80s pop culture themed bar
TRUE: Is a bit of a neat freak
FALSE: Loves to TWITTER
TRUE: Would like to fight Martin Shkreli in Thunderdome.
TRUE: Is an alright artist and is pretty good at sculpture
TRUE: Makes an amazing pot of chili
FALSE: Owns a I-phone
TRUE: Wants to live in a tiny house out in the wilderness.
TRUE: Best uncle in the world. (ask my nieces and nephew)
TRUE: Is a Pro-wrestling fan
TRUE: Was hit by a car twice and walked away unscathed
What I’m doing with my life
Living an adventure of uncertainty and opportunity
My decisions have blessed me with more freedoms than most folks my age.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, growing a beautiful beard,drawing, sculpture, being a goofball, whipping up crazy recipes in the kitchen and teaching my nephew and nieces obnoxious habits to drive their parents crazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My low center of gravity, my sense of humor, my hair, the bright colors I wear.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I'm a huge movie buff but to name a few.. Falling Down, Super Bad, Lost Boys, Hell Cab, Toxic Avenger, Breakfast Club, Bronson, Return of the Living Dead, The Big Lewbowski....
Music: Alice in Chains, Perfect Circle, Tool, Motorhead, Kyuss, Depeche Mode.....
Shows: Better Call Saul, Check it Out, TWD, East Bound and Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm.....
Books: Anything about people or subjects that interest me.
Food: Lasagna would probably be my favorite
The six things I could never do without
1.Laughter
2.Family/friends
3.Artistic expression
4.Sarcasm
5.Independent thought
6. Fruit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where storks find all those babies
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating the time honored tradition of "man movie night" which includes but is not limited to fart jokes, wrestling, booze and of course Chuck Norris.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got sick in class in 5th grade and ralphed in my history book. When I got up and threw the book away the teacher got pissed I suppose he thought some one else would want to use it someday.
You should message me if
you prefer to wonder off the beaten path, don't mind sitting around doing nothing on a Sunday, understand the beauty of toilet humor, you love breakfast food, you're as cool as me, enjoy jogging through the park, like cozying up outdoors by the fire, you can teach me how to use a pottery wheel.....

Now if I can be serious for a minute....

Religion- Well I believe in God and talk to him daily.... but I'm still pretty apprehensive about the whole church and bible thing.

Sex- Alright so I've realized from past relationships that jumping in bed with someone too soon has clouded my judgment and distracted me from focusing on the more important things a relationship should be based on. I'm not saying I wanna give up sex I would just prefer we connect emotionally before that happens.
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