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54 Farmington, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack...

"I want a girl in a short skirt and a loooonnnng jacket." -- Cake

I'm recently divorced and open to friendship, FWB, short term dating, LTR/the love of my life.

Could I be the most fun, creative, smart and curious guy you'll ever meet? You won't know til we go out. Younger than my age in body & mind.

If my profile scares you, it shouldn't. I've been called sweet, generous, considerate and respectful. More than one woman has told me I'm the best kisser she's ever met. I'm sensual, love to cuddle and take charge in bed. I also give great massages and more. It's all about giving, right? ;*)

Love to laugh. I hope you'll enjoy my sense of humor. It fills my life, like living on "improv"--which I do onstage for fun, BTW. Also been told told I'm a "cunning linguist."

I'm energetic and passionate, but also like chill time. 420-friendly (rarely), never hard drugs.

I'm good with people and ideas. Not super organized or buttoned-down. A writer and editor. A fair singer & guitar player.

Handy w/ repairs and techy skills. I'm pro-ecology & -social justice, and keep up with politics and current events.

I'd love to cook for you, or help you cook. I'm a strict vaginatarian and don't mind if you are or not. (Reread that yet?)

Re: all these things I can do... No one can do everything all the time. Since I've been working a lot lately I've slowed down... my main interests are walking, watching movies, dating, and going out for a drink and dinner once in awhile. Open to any adventure, though! Propose one!

Young in body and mind, 25-55ish, love to laugh, intelligent and curious, and works out at least sometimes. Prefer sunny, fun-loving, slim/fit/athletic/curvy who can party and enjoy a drink or three, try new things. The entire package of *you* matters most.

Or be a sullen, gorgeous, messed up, know-it-all stripper. A sweet bod covers a multitude of sins. :-D

Hang with me and join my vegetarian-free love-ecology-world government domination-wealth redistribution-socialist agenda. Repubs beware~~I'm good to people, animals and the environment, not bloated, greedy corporations.


FILTERS: To decide if I want to meet you, I need to see as much of *you* as can fit online--especially VISUALS + your story.

Please put *YOURSELF ONLY* in your main profile shot--not your BFF, mom, daughter, dad, co-worker, dog, sunset, lotus flower or Coke bottle...

And what's up with profile shots showing you and another pretty woman? Are you marketing yourself...or a threesome?

Clear, in-focus, close-up face and body shots, please.

Moms: Do you go on and on about your kids, posting their photos (BAD idea--child predator magnets) and gushing how "they're my LIFE!"?

Dating, and this site, is about YOU. Try to be your sexy (but real) self, not just MOM. I'll find out if you're *really* SuperMom later... when i meet your kids.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Laughing, working, saving the world from fossil fuels, saving you money, improv, songwriting, listening to and making music, running. Those last three mostly in my car or shower.

Self discovery is amazing. Now I know why my knees are always bruised--tubs and cars aren't good places for running. I'll try to quit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making and listening to music
Following current events and politics
Fixing/repairing things
Hiking and enjoying nature
Sex and cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall with dark eyes.

I've kept 96.5% of my original hair.

My presence is commanding. Like the Omnipotent Something that would emerge if Ron Burgundy mated with Shrek. And popped out of the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Yeah. *That* commanding.

What else did you notice? I'm psychic, so I'll know when think it AT me.

Scanning...yes...I feel you now! S**t. I was hoping you wouldn't notice I'm verbose. Don't be hatin'....but... you also think I'm hot. You want me. And you'll be here at 8:00 p.m. Sweet!

Telepathy is fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Of Monsters and Men, fun., Owl City, Death Cab, metric, Cake, MGMT, Foster the People, Keane, Young the Giant, Muse, Middle Class Rut, Dave Matthews, Third Eye Blind, Ke$ha, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Sting, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Cure, Smiths/Morissey, Depressed Mode, Coldplay, Clash, Alice in Chains (who, sadly died from her injuries), Nirvana, Iggy, B-52s, REM, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Yardbirds, Cream, America, Neil Young, Dylan.

Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, Idiocracy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Juno, Borat....revealing my love of documentaries. Two Guys Doing Sarah Marshall, Bourne Identity, Predator, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, any Monty Python film, Terminator 2, Walkabout.

TV: True Blood, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Colbert , Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, House. Discovery, National Geo. Desperate Housewives. Maddow, Glenn Beck, CNN, Anderson Cooper.

Books: Sci-fi (lots!), too many to count. Recently, 1776, John Adams, Micro (Crichton), the dictionary (yup, I look up words), many more.

Publications: Detroit Free Press, Ann, Newsweek, Time. All 43 years of the Radio Shack Catalog. (Plastic wrapped for posterity, in case of global apocalypse.)

Radio: NPR, Diane Rehm, All Things Considered, On Being, Marketplace, The Story, BBC's The World, Car Talk, RadioLab, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, On Being. 91.7, 96.3, 93.9, 107.1 (Ann Arbor), 94.1 (Lansing).

Food: I'm an extremely flexible eater. Cook for me and I'll camp with a spork on your doormat for weeks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The power to unilaterally expand a 6-item-limited list and grant you the same (The Kobayashi Maru)
Family and friends
Love and sex
Chips, fried mushrooms and wings
My bra
Beer - rich amber, red or dark 'n' malty
My collection of life-like blow-up dolls
Computer and phone
Sun, wind, sky, water and stars

(Just kidding about you know what. Who would put "chips" on a list like this??)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My commie pinko liberal vegetarian pro-LGBT agenda to disseminate (lol, pun) condoms in nursing homes, hoover all preservatives and sugar cookies out of schools, crown Simple Jack the God King Astral Sayer of All Time and the Universe, and feed soylent green from rich guys' carcasses to the starving.

Summarizing my life in one-liners and single-panel cartoons.

When are Kate Beckinsale, Audrina Patridge, Scarlett Johansen and Kermit (can't explain why, but he's HOT) gonna ditch that gaudy Hollywood red carpet thing and party at MY chill pad? Calling my VaJenJen! Hunger Games is done filming, come over and and relax, baby.

When will Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck shut up??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying w/ friends at a bar or restaurant
On a date
Chillin' at a movie, or with friends or family
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have only one bladder.

I dress as a zombie on Halloween. And I see live live people.

I believe in in liberal use of duct tape on wayward children.

Warning: Do NOT publish these to the inner nets!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You believe in my blow-up dolls. And the Easter Bunny's sidekick, Jesus.

You wanna ride my back wearing Saran Wrap while I mow the lawn. (LOL, just kidding. I don't mow lawns.)

You want a good friend to share drinks and intellectual musings (or whatever), a pal, really hot sex, a fun date or a relationship.

You need low-brow escape from the Oxford comma.