Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack...
"I want a girl in a short skirt and a loooonnnng jacket." -- Cake
I'm recently divorced and open to friendship, FWB, short term dating, LTR/the love of my life.
Could I be the most fun, creative, smart and curious guy you'll ever meet? You won't know til we go out. Younger than my age in body & mind.
If my profile scares you, it shouldn't. I've been called sweet, generous, considerate and respectful. More than one woman has told me I'm the best kisser she's ever met. I'm sensual, love to cuddle and take charge in bed. I also give great massages and more. It's all about giving, right? ;*)
Love to laugh. I hope you'll enjoy my sense of humor. It fills my life, like living on "improv"--which I do onstage for fun, BTW. Also been told told I'm a "cunning linguist."
I'm energetic and passionate, but also like chill time. 420-friendly (rarely), never hard drugs.
I'm good with people and ideas. Not super organized or buttoned-down. A writer and editor. A fair singer & guitar player.
Handy w/ repairs and techy skills. I'm pro-ecology & -social justice, and keep up with politics and current events.
I'd love to cook for you, or help you cook. I'm a strict vaginatarian and don't mind if you are or not. (Reread that yet?)
Re: all these things I can do... No one can do everything all the time. Since I've been working a lot lately I've slowed down... my main interests are walking, watching movies, dating, and going out for a drink and dinner once in awhile. Open to any adventure, though! Propose one!
Young in body and mind, 25-55ish, love to laugh, intelligent and curious, and works out at least sometimes. Prefer sunny, fun-loving, slim/fit/athletic/curvy who can party and enjoy a drink or three, try new things. The entire package of *you* matters most.
Or be a sullen, gorgeous, messed up, know-it-all stripper. A sweet bod covers a multitude of sins. :-D
Hang with me and join my vegetarian-free love-ecology-world government domination-wealth redistribution-socialist agenda. Repubs beware~~I'm good to people, animals and the environment, not bloated, greedy corporations.
FILTERS: To decide if I want to meet you, I need to see as much of *you* as can fit online--especially VISUALS + your story.
Please put *YOURSELF ONLY* in your main profile shot--not your BFF, mom, daughter, dad, co-worker, dog, sunset, lotus flower or Coke bottle...
And what's up with profile shots showing you and another pretty woman? Are you marketing yourself...or a threesome?
Clear, in-focus, close-up face and body shots, please.
Moms: Do you go on and on about your kids, posting their photos (BAD idea--child predator magnets) and gushing how "they're my LIFE!"?
Dating, and this site, is about YOU. Try to be your sexy (but real) self, not just MOM. I'll find out if you're *really* SuperMom later... when i meet your kids.