Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack...
"I want a girl in a short skirt and a loooonnnng jacket." -- Cake
I'm now in an open relationship and still exploring dating after recent divorce. Flirting, friends, LTR if we click.
I might be the most fun, creative, smart and curious guy you'll ever meet. And younger than my age in body & mind.
Maybe my profile scares you. (I was deemed "arrogant, " both by OKC's algorithms and friends of a woman I was seeing--til she corrected them.) It shouldn't. I am sweet, generous and considerate and respectful. More than one woman has told me I'm the best kisser she has ever met. I'm sensual, love to cuddle and take charge in bed. Been told I give great massages and more. It's all about giving. ;*)
I love to laugh and jam to music. Everyone I know says I'm funny. Humor fills my life, like living on "improv"--which I do for fun, BTW, as well as contributing to a new YouTube comedy channel. You'll be entertained. I'm very oral. Also been told told I'm a cunning linguist.
I like teasing, both giving and taking. I'm energetic and passionate, but also like chill time. I also like to get a good buzz once in a while. 420-friendly (rarely), never hard drugs.
I'm good with people and ideas. Not super organized or buttoned-down. A writer and editor. A fair singer & guitar player.
Handy w/ repairs and techy skills. I'm pro-ecology & -social justice, and keep up with politics and current events.
I enjoy cooking and would love to to make a meal for you, or help you cook. In culinary terms, I'm a vaginatarian.
Young in body and mind, 25-55ish, love to laugh, intelligent and curious, and works out at least sometimes. Prefer sunny, fun-loving, slim/fit/athletic/curvy who can party and enjoy a drink or three, try new things. Slim, athletic and petite body types are most attractive but the entire package of you matters most.
Or be a sullen, gorgeous, messed up, know-it-all stripper. A sweet bod covers a multitude of sins...and helps us commit more. :-D
Hang with me and join my vegetarian-free love-ecology-world government domination-wealth redistribution-socialist agenda.
FILTERS: To decide if I want to meet you, I need to see as much of *you* as can fit online-- VISUALS + words/interests that express *you.*
Please reveal *YOU* in your main profile shot--not your BFF, mom, daughter, dad, co-worker, dog, forest, sunset, landscape, lotus flower or Coke bottle. Unless you look like your dog. Then do your business in a park...far away from me. STAY!
Frankly, regarding main profile shots with you and another pretty woman--which is you??? Do you really want me asking about your daughter or best friend instead? Are you marketing yourself... or a threesome (you + her + me)???
Clear, in-focus, close-up face and body shots, please!!! You would not believe how terribly*unrepresentative* many profile shots are.
Moms: Do you go on and on about your kids, post their photos (BAD idea--child predator magnets) and gush "they are my LIFE?"
I'm sure your all-nurturing womb is totally in tune with The Great Round Earth Mother--soon to be portrayed by Rosie O'Donnell in a Hallmark or LMN TV movie??
And I like kids. I love my kid. Mention them, they're key to your life. But TOO much is too much. Sorry, it's not sexy. Dating is about YOU. Please put a a little effort into being your sexy self, not just MOM.