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  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Aug 25
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Hmm. Most of you like to start these with all of your wonderful attributes. I think I'll take the flip side to this. I have little patience when driving. I'm not lovey dovey. I like Adam sandler. I'm not "quirky, awkward, or hipster".
There now that that's done, lets get to the more fun stuff. I'm a great conversationalist when I want to be. I can talk about just any subject. It's a byproduct from when I was a bartender. I'm very smart AND intelligent. Yes, there is a difference and I possess both traits. I've got a bright future if I so choose to capitalize on my opportunities. I can play bass and guitar, the former better than the latter.

I'm legen-you're really gonna have to wait for this one-
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently stationed here in Virginia for the next 3-4 years doing the Navy thing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass, video games, football, soccer, getting better at guitar, naming bands that play songs, cleaning, ....did I say cleaning? I meant manly things, so many manly things!
And Galaga. I'm really good at Galaga.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh man. Ok, books: October Country. Fahrenheit 451. Dandelion wine. The Martian chronicles. Stars and Strife. Grendel. The Things They Carried. A clockwork orange.

Movies: this lost would be too extensive to post.

Shows: current shows- Archer, Walking Dead, The League, It's always Sunny, The Boondocks.
Older shows- Malcolm in the Middle, My Name is Earl
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if mcjagger had been in the Beatles and Lennon in the Rolling Stones? Why do feet smell and noses run? What if this bridge began collapsing while I'm driving? What would I realistically do in case of zombies? How many licks DOES it take?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either drinking at the bar or on duty
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've gone to the gay bar to get drinks bought for me. I'm straight and don't ever see that changing but the compliments I got and the free drinks were nice.
You should message me if
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-dary! Wow, if you actually read through this whole thing waiting just for that good for you. You should go ahead and message me.