My friends once entered me in a male beauty pageant. My talent was performing covers of Top 40 hits in Spanish on guitar. I spent most of the Q&A advocating for fro-yo consumption. I got third place.
I want to be very clear: I'm in an open relationship. I'm on OKCupid because I'm looking for friendship, dating, and/or a relationship that's way casual, with the understanding that I'm already seeing someone.