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Mustachiosaurus

28 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HIGH LIGHTS:
I HAVE A JOB.
I WENT TO COLLEGE.
I HAVE A CAR.

IG: SOCKIVISION
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

(I say that being comical. And it's left open to interpretation.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking just the right amount to where it's just enough, but not too much.
Getting weird with it. Or just being totally normal. Whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, straight up, I have a big mustache on my face. So people are either like, "HEY BRO! NICE MUSTACHE! HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO GROW THAT? or cool stuff like "CAN I PET IT?"

One time at a gas station, this guy came in after me and said, "DOOOD, THAT MUSSASSSH IS TOO LONG DOOO." I was like "WHATEVER DUDE< IT"S FRIDAY< JUST CHILL!" So...

Yeah, mustache.

EDIT: I SHAVED THE MUSTACHE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's a list, read it until you get bored:

Wife Swap, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Motown, the Flipper movie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Halloween
Big Willie Style on CD
A tooth brush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there a cage strong enough for when your dick becomes a werewolf?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being abducted by aliens. From outer space, not Mexico. Just to be politically correct.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hacked into the Amber Alert system once...yeah...the big electronic signs on the freeway...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have ambition, sense of humor, and patience. Or Ambien.