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Mustachiosaurus

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
HIGH LIGHTS:
I HAVE A JOB.
I WENT TO COLLEGE.
I HAVE A CAR.

IG: SOCKIVISION
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

(I say that being comical. And it's left open to interpretation.)
I’m really good at
Talking just the right amount to where it's just enough, but not too much.
Getting weird with it. Or just being totally normal. Whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, straight up, I have a big mustache on my face. So people are either like, "HEY BRO! NICE MUSTACHE! HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO GROW THAT? or cool stuff like "CAN I PET IT?"

One time at a gas station, this guy came in after me and said, "DOOOD, THAT MUSSASSSH IS TOO LONG DOOO." I was like "WHATEVER DUDE< IT"S FRIDAY< JUST CHILL!" So...

Yeah, mustache.

EDIT: I SHAVED THE MUSTACHE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's a list, read it until you get bored:

Wife Swap, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Motown, the Flipper movie
The six things I could never do without
Halloween
Big Willie Style on CD
A tooth brush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is there a cage strong enough for when your dick becomes a werewolf?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being abducted by aliens. From outer space, not Mexico. Just to be politically correct.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hacked into the Amber Alert system once...yeah...the big electronic signs on the freeway...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have ambition, sense of humor, and patience. Or Ambien.