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MustarDarcy

30 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy the absurd, extreme, farcical and fantastic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
fixating on food
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and sense of humor I think it's my modesty that stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A few of my favorite musicians are Van Morrison, John Coltrane, the Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead and Tool.

I like anything sprouted, fermented or aged. There are a couple of insanely disgusting exceptions out there but I'm gonna say I like them 99% of the time.

I prefer bold, bitter and earthy foods to light, delicate and meticulously prepared... I think I just described the type of woman I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't need everything I want.
I don't want everything I like.
I don't like everything I need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I am totally a sunshine and physical activity kind of guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm alone I like to take off all of my clothes, cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Features I like are playfulness, intensity and directness.

If you toe the line between sweet and sassy we'll get along swimmingly.

I have a serious weakness for freckles and girls with dogs.