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MustarDarcy

30 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a total fuckin' slacker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not overthinking this one. I just live day to day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I trust my gut. It talks to me... I hope that's not a deal breaker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and sense of humor I think it's my modesty that stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like fiction and history.

My favorite movie growing up was Can't Hardly Wait and my favorite show was Ren & Stimpy.

I mostly listen to Austrailian synth glitch newwave lowfi ambient djent dubpop kind of collectives. I also really like John Coltrane.

Sprouted, fermented and aged food. I like stank.

I prefer bold, bitter and earthy flavors to light, delicate and meticulously prepared. Hmm... I think I just described the type of woman I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't need everything I want.
I don't want everything I like.
I don't like everything I need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into the most posh club by simply walking up to the bouncer and smirking. Damn, that's smooth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm alone I like to take off all of my clothes, cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're sassy, direct and have wicked biceps. You have pets or a dog you want to take walking. That's easily my favorite kind of first date.