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MustarDarcy

29 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
outspoken, empathetic, imaginative, sarcastic (yet optimistic) intuitive, nerdy and absurd.

I like anti-humor, I tease people relentlessly and I prefer hugs over handshakes.
What I’m doing with my life
I can do anything.
I’m really good at
Direct communication, eye-contact, hyperbole, flexibility & finger strength
The first things people usually notice about me
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and sense of humor I think it's my modesty that stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been reading Science-Fiction lately. I like thinking big about the universe.

Tim & Eric ruined t.v. for me forever.

A few of my favorite musicians are Van Morrison, John Coltrane, the Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead and Tool.

Lately I listen to a lot of psychedlic, hypnotic and cathartic music like Shpongle, Tycho, the Flashbulb and Meshugga and I smoke pot but I couldn't care less about Burning Man.

My favorite food of the hour is a hybrid of kale and brussel sprouts. So delicious.

I like anything sprouted, fermented or aged. There are a couple of insanely disgusting exceptions out there but I'm gonna say I like them 99% of the time.

I prefer bold, bitter and earthy foods to light, delicate and meticulously prepared. Hmm... I think I just described what kind of woman I like as well.
The six things I could never do without
I don't need everything I want.
I don't want everything I like.
I don't like everything I need.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work at a restaurant which means I'm working or it's more like my Wednesday. I'm a morning and sunshine kind of person anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I'm alone I like to take off all of my clothes, cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm really taking these match percentages with a grain of salt with questions like "Star Trek...cool or uncool?" and "Which is your favorite season?"

You like a guy who will make you laugh constantly, you don't think a message is a contract and you have a clear photo that extends past your nose.