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MustarDarcy

29 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a total curmudgeon. I'm always like "myaaa" and "pffft."
What I’m doing with my life
Not that much really.
I’m really good at
Direct communication, eye-contact, hyperbole, flexibility & finger strength
The first things people usually notice about me
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and sense of humor I think it's my modesty that stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read books in my front yard while drinking craft beer... so bourgeois.

A few of my favorite musicians are Van Morrison, John Coltrane, the Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead and Tool.

My favorite food of the hour is a hybrid of kale and brussel sprouts. So delicious.

I like anything sprouted, fermented or aged. There are a couple of insanely disgusting exceptions out there but I'm gonna say I like them 99% of the time.

I prefer bold, bitter and earthy foods to light, delicate and meticulously prepared... I think I just described the type of woman I like.
The six things I could never do without
I don't need everything I want.
I don't want everything I like.
I don't like everything I need.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating Cheetos out of my chest hair while watching Golden Girls re-runs with the cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I'm alone I like to take off all of my clothes, cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating