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MutantboyKS
40 / M / straight / Single
Derby, Kansas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.80m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of two-year college
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am eccentric, weirder than you, and really tired.
My Self-Summary
I've been talking about myself for years. Only part of the rumors
are true. I should know I've been making them up.
The bits that are true, are somewhat true. The bits that are false are also somewhat true. And the bits that are neither true nor false, can be coerced out of me for small sums of cash. Not knowing what you want to know about me makes it difficult to sum up in short, precise sentences who I am.
If in fact you don't like any of the things you read here, please feel free to make up your own version of me. It's likely to be way more interesting. And if I turn out to be a superhero,secret agent or insurance saleman. Well neato. Get back with me and let me know about my adventures.Except the ones about my selling insurance. I don't wanna get too excited.
The bits that are true, are somewhat true. The bits that are false are also somewhat true. And the bits that are neither true nor false, can be coerced out of me for small sums of cash. Not knowing what you want to know about me makes it difficult to sum up in short, precise sentences who I am.
If in fact you don't like any of the things you read here, please feel free to make up your own version of me. It's likely to be way more interesting. And if I turn out to be a superhero,secret agent or insurance saleman. Well neato. Get back with me and let me know about my adventures.Except the ones about my selling insurance. I don't wanna get too excited.
What I’m doing with my life
Working to build a pyramid in North America. Contacting alien life
forms. Bungee jumping off of surfaces no higher than six inches.
Trying to dig a hole to China. Being nominated Pope.Learning to
fly. (Without the traditional methods, say an airplane.) Looking
for the world's largest hand dug well. Making Waffles. Hunting the
Great Plains Shark. Karaoking.Waiting for E-Mails from
International Supermodels. Singing the Body Electric.Looking for
Waldo.Occupying both Space and Time. Going to the Movies. Sorting
junk. Juggling Flaming Weasels and chain saws. Being really good at
trivia.Taking over the World. Or at least a Barnes and Noble.
Or 35 mm photography.Working in retail. Traveling occasionally to strange and foriegn places.Like Cambridge or Smileyburg...
Or 35 mm photography.Working in retail. Traveling occasionally to strange and foriegn places.Like Cambridge or Smileyburg...
I’m really good at
Something. I was once anyway. If I'm good at something now,
whatever it is I'm not certain.
Photography, a bit of writing. Collecting dust.
Photography, a bit of writing. Collecting dust.
The first things people usually notice about me
People notice me? Really? I hope not. That "Ninja Correspondance
Course" didn't really pay off...
That I have lots of hair, except when I don't.
That I have lots of hair, except when I don't.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Yes I have them. And Yes, you'll have to ask.
Oh ,I suppose I'll answer this.
Books: Any, fact, fiction,comic, etc...
Music: Almost any. Not up on today's music (or much of it). Prefer Rock,Jazz,some country,some hip-hop,
Oh ,I suppose I'll answer this.
Books: Any, fact, fiction,comic, etc...
Music: Almost any. Not up on today's music (or much of it). Prefer Rock,Jazz,some country,some hip-hop,
The six things I could never do without
Hm. Is this an obvious? "Like oxygen, food, etc..."
1) Transportation
2) Iced Tea
3) BBQ
4) Something to do
5)Gravity
6)I'm sure 6 would be fun, but I hardly know you.
1) Transportation
2) Iced Tea
3) BBQ
4) Something to do
5)Gravity
6)I'm sure 6 would be fun, but I hardly know you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I do? Really?
The person(s) brave enough to send me a message. That isn't the least bit catty or sarcastic. Well MAYBE a little sarcastic...
The person(s) brave enough to send me a message. That isn't the least bit catty or sarcastic. Well MAYBE a little sarcastic...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. And after that probably sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Yeah, you don't get that here.
You should message me if
You have something to say. Or not.
To tell me that my sarcasm engine is cranked up too high.
To tell me that my sarcasm engine is cranked up too high.
