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35 Waltham, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:21am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a nerd.

I figure I should just get that out of the way up front. I enjoy sci-fi, board games, Shakespeare, and making spreadsheets (yes, for fun).

From a broader perspective, I'm simply a fun-loving guy. I enjoy intelligent humor, good food, and like-minded company.

I've been told that my spirit animal is a Muppet.

As it's bound to come up at some point, I will also state here that I consider myself polyamorous/ethically non-monogamous. That means different things for different people. For me, it simply means that I am interested in exploring all physical and emotional relationships that I encounter without planting a metaphorical flag. I don't want to lay claim to anyone.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having as much fun as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to others' stories.
Telling my own stories.
Hugs & Kisses.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically, probably my eyes.

In conversation: I don't take anything completely seriously (but there's a dash of seriousness in everything I say and do).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: All of Christopher Moore, anything by Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov's Adding a Dimension, Lord of the Rings and all associated books, the Harry Potter series, Jasper Fforde (though I haven't read all of his books), Gabriel García Márquez (100 Years of Solitude is phenomenal...magic realism at its best), Shakespeare, Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, etc.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Dogma, Stranger than Fiction, The Lion King, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come...I could go on.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Smash Mouth, Green Day, Third Eye Blind (okay, most alternative rock from the late '90s), Beatles, oldies.

Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, barbeque, and most home cooked meals
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not the inevitable heat-death of the universe absolves us of any/all responsibility now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, working (waiting tables). But the people go out, and someone needs to make sure they have a great time. If I'm free (weird as that would be), I enjoy eating out, seeing a movie, and/or hanging out with friends...preferably until it's well into Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read profiles from the bottom up.
I get annoyed by all the questions on here that use "was" when it should be "were." Subjunctive mood, people!
You should message me if
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You feel any inclination to do so. I admit that I'm not very likely to message first. It's well known that women on OKC are inundated with messages, and I don't want to add to that noise.