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35 Waltham, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:22am
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I've been told that my spirit animal is a Muppet.

I am whimsical and full of mirth. I think I have my life together, so I'm enjoying the freedom that comes from that. Not all of life's lessons have been learned, but I believe I've got the teacher figured out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fewer large impacts and more smaller ones.

I take every day as it comes...because that's the order in which I receive them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh, lots of things I'm sure...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dry wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: All of Christopher Moore, anything by Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov's Adding a Dimension, Lord of the Rings and all associated books, the Harry Potter series, Jasper Fforde (though I haven't read all of his books), Gabriel García Márquez (100 Years of Solitude is phenomenal...magic realism at its best), Shakespeare, Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, etc.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Dogma, Stranger than Fiction, The Lion King, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come...I could go on.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Smash Mouth, Green Day, Third Eye Blind (okay, most alternative rock from the late '90s), Beatles, oldies.

Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, barbeque, and most home cooked meals
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not the inevitable heat-death of the universe absolves us of any/all responsibility now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, working (waiting tables or tending bar). But the people go out, and someone needs to make sure they have a great time. If I'm free (weird as that would be), I enjoy eating out, seeing a movie, and/or hanging out with friends...preferably until it's well into Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get annoyed by all the questions on here that use "was" when it should be "were." Subjunctive mood, people!
You should message me if
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You feel any inclination to do so. I admit that I'm not very likely to message first. It's well known that women on OKC are inundated with messages, and I don't want to add to that noise.