Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd.
I figure I should just get that out of the way up front. I enjoy
sci-fi, board games, Shakespeare, and making spreadsheets (yes, for
From a broader perspective, I'm simply a fun-loving guy. I enjoy
intelligent humor, good food, and like-minded company.
I've been told that my spirit animal is a Muppet.
As it's bound to come up at some point, I will also state here that
I consider myself polyamorous/ethically non-monogamous. That means
different things for different people. For me, it simply means that
I am interested in exploring all physical and emotional
relationships that I encounter without planting a metaphorical
flag. I don't want to lay claim to anyone.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Having as much fun as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to others' stories.
Telling my own stories.
Hugs & Kisses.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically, probably my eyes.
In conversation: I don't take anything completely seriously (but
there's a dash of seriousness in everything I say and do).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: All of Christopher Moore, anything by Vonnegut, Isaac
Asimov's Adding a Dimension, Lord of the Rings and all associated
books, the Harry Potter series, Jasper Fforde (though I haven't
read all of his books), Gabriel García Márquez (100 Years of
Solitude is phenomenal...magic realism at its best), Shakespeare,
Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, etc.
Movies: The Princess Bride, Dogma, Stranger than Fiction, The Lion
King, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come...I could go on.
Music: Barenaked Ladies, Smash Mouth, Green Day, Third Eye Blind
(okay, most alternative rock from the late '90s), Beatles,
Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, barbeque, and most home
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not the inevitable heat-death of the universe absolves
us of any/all responsibility now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, working (waiting tables). But the people go out, and someone
needs to make sure they have a great time. If I'm free (weird as
that would be), I enjoy eating out, seeing a movie, and/or hanging
out with friends...preferably until it's well into Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read profiles from the bottom up.
I get annoyed by all the questions on here that use "was" when it
should be "were." Subjunctive mood, people!
You should message me if
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You feel any inclination to do so. I admit that I'm not very likely
to message first. It's well known that women on OKC are inundated
with messages, and I don't want to add to that noise.
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