Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd.
I figure I should just get that out of the way up front. I enjoy
sci-fi, board games, Shakespeare, and making spreadsheets (yes, for
From a broader perspective, I'm simply a fun-loving guy. I enjoy
good food, intelligent humor, and like-minded company.
As it's bound to come up at some point, I will also state here that
I consider myself polyamorous/ethically non-monogamous. That means
different things for different people. For me, it simply means that
I am interested in exploring all physical and emotional
relationships that I encounter without planting a metaphorical
flag. I don't want to lay claim to anyone.
Also, there is only one thing I can't tolerate: intolerance. I
describe myself as a feminist and as an ally. I could be more
active, I admit, but those are my favorite soapboxes. Just so
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling jokes and stories
Cooking (and eating!)
Fixing things (and not because I broke them...well, usually
Kissing (or so I've been told)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It couldn't possibly be anything other than my extreme good
Or it's my alabaster complexion.
Is that the same thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: All of Christopher Moore, anything by Vonnegut, Isaac
Asimov's Adding a Dimension, Lord of the Rings and all associated
books, the Harry Potter series, Jasper Fforde (though I haven't
read all of his books), Gabriel García Márquez (100 Years of
Solitude is phenomenal...magic realism at its best), Shakespeare,
Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, etc.
Movies: The Princess Bride, Dogma, Stranger than Fiction, The Lion
King, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come...I could go on.
Music: Barenaked Ladies, Smash Mouth, Green Day, Third Eye Blind
(okay, most alternative rock from the late '90s), Beatles,
Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, barbeque, and most home
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the inevitable heat-death of the universe absolves us of
any/all responsibility now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, working (waiting tables). But the people go out, and someone
needs to make sure they have a great time. If I'm free (weird as
that would be), I enjoy eating out, seeing a movie, and/or hanging
out with friends...preferably until it's well into Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read profiles from the bottom up.
I get annoyed by all the questions on here that use "was" when it
should be "were." Subjunctive mood, people!
You should message me if
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...you are geeky/nerdy.
...you like games and puzzles.
...you know any really funny jokes.
...you enjoy post-modernism.
...you want to say hello.
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