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Mutsz

35 Waltham, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd.

I figure I should just get that out of the way up front. I enjoy sci-fi, board games, Shakespeare, and making spreadsheets (yes, for fun).

From a broader perspective, I'm simply a fun-loving guy. I enjoy intelligent humor, good food, and like-minded company.

I've been told that my spirit animal is a Muppet.

As it's bound to come up at some point, I will also state here that I consider myself polyamorous/ethically non-monogamous. That means different things for different people. For me, it simply means that I am interested in exploring all physical and emotional relationships that I encounter without planting a metaphorical flag. I don't want to lay claim to anyone.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having as much fun as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Strategy games
Puzzles
Telling jokes and stories
Grammar
Remembering
Cooking (and eating!)
Fixing things (and not because I broke them...well, usually not)
Backrubs
Kissing (or so I've been told)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't take anything completely seriously. But there's a dash of seriousness in everything I say and do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: All of Christopher Moore, anything by Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov's Adding a Dimension, Lord of the Rings and all associated books, the Harry Potter series, Jasper Fforde (though I haven't read all of his books), Gabriel García Márquez (100 Years of Solitude is phenomenal...magic realism at its best), Shakespeare, Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, etc.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Dogma, Stranger than Fiction, The Lion King, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come...I could go on.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Smash Mouth, Green Day, Third Eye Blind (okay, most alternative rock from the late '90s), Beatles, oldies.

Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, barbeque, and most home cooked meals
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
Ingenuity
Friends
Good food
Sincerity
Whimsy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the inevitable heat-death of the universe absolves us of any/all responsibility now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, working (waiting tables). But the people go out, and someone needs to make sure they have a great time. If I'm free (weird as that would be), I enjoy eating out, seeing a movie, and/or hanging out with friends...preferably until it's well into Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read profiles from the bottom up.
I get annoyed by all the questions on here that use "was" when it should be "were." Subjunctive mood, people!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are geeky/nerdy.
...you like games and puzzles.
...you know any really funny jokes.
...you enjoy post-modernism.
...you want to say hello.