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34 Waltham, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 10:23am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a nerd.

I figure I should just get that out of the way up front. I enjoy sci-fi, board games, Shakespeare, and making spreadsheets (yes, for fun).

From a broader perspective, I'm simply a fun-loving guy. I enjoy good food, intelligent humor, and like-minded company.

As it's bound to come up at some point, I will also state here that I consider myself polyamorous/ethically non-monogamous. That means different things for different people. For me, it simply means that I am interested in exploring all physical and emotional relationships that I encounter without planting a metaphorical flag. I don't want to lay claim to anyone.

Also, there is only one thing I can't tolerate: intolerance. I describe myself as a feminist and as an ally. I could be more active, I admit, but those are my favorite soapboxes. Just so you're aware.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Strategy games
Telling jokes and stories
Cooking (and eating!)
Fixing things (and not because I broke them...well, usually not)
Kissing (or so I've been told)
The first things people usually notice about me
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It couldn't possibly be anything other than my extreme good looks.

Or it's my alabaster complexion.

Is that the same thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: All of Christopher Moore, anything by Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov's Adding a Dimension, Lord of the Rings and all associated books, the Harry Potter series, Jasper Fforde (though I haven't read all of his books), Gabriel García Márquez (100 Years of Solitude is phenomenal...magic realism at its best), Shakespeare, Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, etc.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Dogma, Stranger than Fiction, The Lion King, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come...I could go on.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Smash Mouth, Green Day, Third Eye Blind (okay, most alternative rock from the late '90s), Beatles, oldies.

Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, barbeque, and most home cooked meals
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the inevitable heat-death of the universe absolves us of any/all responsibility now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, working (waiting tables). But the people go out, and someone needs to make sure they have a great time. If I'm free (weird as that would be), I enjoy eating out, seeing a movie, and/or hanging out with friends...preferably until it's well into Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read profiles from the bottom up.
I get annoyed by all the questions on here that use "was" when it should be "were." Subjunctive mood, people!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are geeky/nerdy. like games and puzzles. know any really funny jokes. enjoy post-modernism. want to say hello.

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