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MuzzleOfBeeeezz

36 Astoria, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Day job worker, song writer, theatre and film enthusiast. I can talk to anybody and I try to make the best out of any situation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to experience each day with a positive attitude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
housekeeping, playwriting, song writing, assembling IKEA furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I get asked for directions alot....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Ernest Hemingway, Franz Kafka, Samuel Beckett, David Sedaris, Stephen King

Favorite movies: The Graduate, Caddy Shack, Young Frankenstein, Bonnie and Clyde

Favorite Shows: Portlandia, The Wire, Last Week Tonight, WKRP in Cincinnati

Favorite Music: Wilco, The Beatles, Guided by Voices, Sly and the Family Stone

Favorite Foods: guacamole, sushi, chinese takeout, and italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty flexible, I can generally adjust. Well maybe grapefruit....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I daydreaming right now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, relaxing, seeing a show, depends on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to dive.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a good, honest person to meet and watch The Big Lebowski with on a rainy day.