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MuzzleOfBeeeezz

36 Astoria, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like falling sleep with channel 13 on, red sox games, good conversations with friends, and riding the subway. My friends ask me to babysit their kid, so I must be kind of trustworthy. I can talk to anybody and I try to make the best out of any situation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just finished my master's degree, working 9 to 5, and still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
housekeeping, playwriting, song writing, assembling IKEA furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I get asked for directions alot....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Ernest Hemingway, Kafka, Beckett, David Sedaris, Stephen King

Favorite movies: The Graduate, Caddy Shack, Young Frankenstein, Bonnie and Clyde

Favorite Shows: Arrested Development, The Wire, Mad Men, WKRP in Cincinnati

Favorite Music: Wilco, The Beatles, Guided by Voices, Sly and the Family Stone

Favorite Foods: Meatloaf, sushi, chinese takeout, and italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty flexible, I can generally adjust. Well maybe grapefruit....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Friends, family, politics and what I am going to write next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, relaxing, seeing a show, depends on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to dive.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a good, honest person to meet and watch The Big Lebowski with on a rainy day.