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I am now taken, and quite happy! This site does work. If I sound interesting to you, I am still open to friendships if you think we would get along. :-)

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Available now in the D.C. area: one geeky, funny, caring man. Introducing the Jason-matic 5000: for all your relationship needs. When you want intelligent conversation, a good laugh, or someone to cuddle, accept no substitutes. The Jason-matic 5000 can do all these things, and more! Act now, quantities ARE limited. No assembly required, batteries not included. If you aren't immediately satisfied with your Jason-matic 5000, return the unused quantity for a full refund. Side-effects may include happiness, hilarity, and in rare cases love. What are you waiting for? Message now and get a complimentary hug.

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The fine print:

I value creativity in myself and in others. I have an intense love for stories, music, and all forms of art ranging from traditional, to theatrical, to movies, to videogames. I am passionate about my writing, and always enjoy dabbling in other art forms.

I love intellectual pursuits. I'm a geek, a nerd, a free-thinker, an outcast. I embrace it. You'll find me happiest in my element at science fiction or anime conventions, or at board-gaming parties. I also love playing Rock Band or Star Craft with my friends, or sharing quality television shows in our movie room. When I'm feeling especially adventurous, I love to explore: hiking, caves, traveling to distant lands. I dream of seeing the world, and having someone beside me to enjoy it with me.

My sense of humor is my greatest ally in life. It is a trusted companion that can be relied upon in any situation, and an effective antidote for mundane reality. I love to laugh, I love to act silly, I love to exercise my wit whenever I can. I view Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a recipe for happiness.

I carve my own path in life; I'm never content to follow established norms. I always try to keep an open, unprejudiced mind. I am agnostic, and skeptical of any faith not rooted in scientific reality. I am, however, ethnically Jewish, and choose to follow a few of the less religious cultural traditions.

Although I do my best to disguise it, I'm shy. Shy as I am, I can and will open up to people that gain my trust. Earn my respect, and you'll find that I can be very warm and caring. In a relationship, I believe in openness, honesty, and faithfulness above all else.

I am looking for a girl who is intelligent, funny, and who is unafraid of just being herself, with perhaps a few interests in common. If you have read this far and are interested, please send me a message. The only bad message is the message you don't send. Don't just stalk, please say hi!

EDIT: I found her!

I've just graduated with my Bachelor of Science in Computer Science! I recently began my first post-college job in the computer field. I'm also working on a computer game with a friend that started as our senior project in college, and has turned into an ongoing project that we someday hope to release. My dream is to break into the videogame industry. I also love writing, and am gradually crafting a fantasy novel that someday I'd like to get published.

I love writing, and am working on a fantasy novel. I'm also good with computers (see major), and I play the piano (although I haven't practiced in awhile...). I like to think that I am funny, I'm a big fan of wit, and especially MST3K-style observational humor. I try to be open-minded, you never know when you'll learn something new. I like to think I'm a decent cook, although I'm fairly lazy so I usually make things with pasta.

Well that one is hard to answer, I wish I knew what people noticed about me! Probably that I'm shy, but unabashedly geeky. I also have long, dark brown hair, and pale skin.

The Internet, for the wonderful resource and communications tool that it is. Computers, I seriously have no idea what I'd be doing for a job without them. Music, I hate silence, because it simply encourages bad songs to get stuck in my head. Good music (see the above section) on the other hand can really make me happy. Books. Nothing like losing yourself in another world, having adventures vicariously. Of course I am up for real adventures too. ;-) Television, and by that I'm referring to the quality side and not the crap usually associated with the medium. Again, see above section. Laughter. It really *is* the best medicine. A lot in this world is depressing; the ability to laugh really is a necessity to survive, otherwise you'd have to cry all the time.

Bonus thing that goes without saying: a towel. Look it up in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Life, the universe, and everything!

And a lot of associated deep thinking.

Staying up late. Weekends come around and I turn nocturnal. Care to join me?

I am a fairly open person. Ask me what you want to know. How about sending a message? (See below section)

In any way my profile sounds interesting to you. If I interest you, chances are you may be what I am looking for as well. It certainly doesn't hurt to send a message, I promise to be nice. :-) I have a few requirements: you should be within 5 years of my age, give or take. No smokers please, that's a complete turn-off for me. Also, you must be respectful of my religious views / lack-thereof (agnostic bordering on atheist).

EDIT: I am now dating, so I'm only looking for friends.

If you think we have interests in common and want to be friends.