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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:41am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Future CIO, current whiskey enthusiast living in Brooklyn, raised in NY, and making most of the awesome people and great music scene. Balancing working on my career and having fun, but tipping a little bit towards fun. And by tipping I mean a seesaw with a midget and a rhinoceros on it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am the Systems Administrator for a tech startup. What does that mean? I am a computer janitor. This is pretty much what I do

Wandering Brooklyn, trying not to spend all my money on fun, and wondering what sort of beer or bourbon I should have next.

I always have tickets to see a show, ask me who!

What I am listening to right now : Grimes

I just bought a guitar and have no clue what I'm doing. Please send help.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

I am an IT professional so that is my forte. I put out technical fires and plan and budget for technology operations across my company. I am very good at shot calling in a high stress do it or lose it environment. Oh yeah, and I can fix your WiFi too.

Photography and hunting for new music are two passions of mine. Nothing is better than finding a great new track, and finding out they are playing a show tonight and just going.

Figuring out how to put greek yogurt on everything. Seriously that stuff is like crack. Let's share yogurty secrets.

Dad Jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A big bald guy with a beard and thick rimmed glasses! Basically a hipster lumberjack. I've cut down trees that you've never even heard of maaaaaan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The Dark Tower, The Count of Monte Cristo, Cryptonomicon, Dune, Of Mice and Men, The Hyperion Cantos, For Whom The Bell Tolls, The Martian

Movies - In Bruges, Die Hard, Lost In Translation, High Fidelity, SLC Punk, Office Space, Commando, The Evil Dead (originals), Layer Cake, Starship Troopers, The Fifth Element

Shows - Dr. Who, Parks and Rec, Archer, Game of Thrones, South Park, Fringe, Stargate, Scrubs, Arrow/Flash

Music - Lots of synthpop and indie rock. Current loves - Mac Demarco, Phantogram, CHVRCHES, Starfucker, DIIV, Chromeo, Grimes, MØ, Chet Faker. All time loves - Elliott Smith, Pink Floyd, Spoon, David Bowie.

Food - Extra crispy white slices, extra spicy pad thai, extra awesome burritos.

Drink - I love making cocktails. I think my favorite is a properly made vesper or corpse reviver #2. I need to figure out how to properly make a penicillin. Bourbon, Islay Scotch, strong red wines - Malbec, Syrah, Pinot Noir. I like pretty much every beer on the planet, but prefer strong imperials, both hoppy and malty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Live Music
Dad jokes
A properly stocked bar
Awesome boots
Greek Yogurt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is the last bite of a burrito so bittersweet.

Do I really like dance parties? Or do I like parties that contain dancing as an under-card?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what to do for those weird hours between getting off work and when people think it is time to 'go out'.

New Boot Goofin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The show Arrow is poorly-acted, incoherent, plot-hole-filled trash.

And I will watch it until it they stop making it.
You should message me if
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You like big beards and you can not lie.
You other sisters can't deny
That when a guy walks in with some stubble on his face
And a clean chin in your face, you get sprung!