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MyDiagonalLife

32 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 2
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey there okcupid. I remember you. I found my last boyfriend on you. You've been pretty good to me. But, you know- I'm not really in the market for another, I don't think. Then, they do say love comes to those who aren't looking- but seriously, love? Who has the time?! Oh- you want my elevator pitch. Ok. I'm a recently-graduate MBA working as a consultant from the rust belt who is actually not a douchebag. Not saying all MBAs are douchebags, but- well, the ones who are aren't exactly upset by that fact. They generally take pride in it. I guess, in a nutshell- I am a renaissance man. I know- what a douche! But really, I have wild and varied interests, from astrophysics, to linguistics, to comic books, to the lives and times of failing retailers. Also my ancestors foretold the apocalypse. There's a cave named after them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working way too much for my own good. Trying to reintegrate into society after vanishing from the world to get my MBA and start a new job. Wait- what?! Stuff happens out there? I almost forgot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making obscenely creative and somewhat psychotic powerpoint presentations. Questioning the meaning of life. Juggling credit cards. Thinking about the end of the world. Critiquing red velvet cake.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My excessive arm hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books are for people without broadband. Kidding! (kind of) I love sci-fi. I won't apologize for it. Deal with it. Three books you should read: Accelerando by Charles Stross. The Light of Other Days by Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter, and Hyperion by Dan Simmons. Oh, and for good measure throw in The Integral Trees by Larry Niven. Movies- eh, who needs em. I like to watch em once. Shows- oh lord I love RuPaul's Drag Race so much it's sick. Music- Tori Amos, of course, and Madonna, the Gaga, and all that hipster stuff like Of Montreal. Whatevs. Food- all of it, except for anything with an exoskeleton or anything pickled.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My best friend Katie, who is like the reason I'm who I am. 2. Cynicism (or you can call it healthy skepticism if that makes you more comfortable). 3. Documentaries about the Universe. 4. The internets. 5. Coffee. 6. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Particle physics. Why I'm so awkward. Why I think so much about how awkward I am. How to get away with yet more sleep. What the hell Jean Grey ever could have seen in Cyclops. How to justify eating more Top Pot donuts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thankful that I'm not one of those people who feels like a loser for not going out on a Friday night, while sitting at home alone eating snacks and watching reruns of the X-Files.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have been trying to quit diet cola for the better part of two decades.
You should message me if
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My profile is appealing- which would be surprising, because it's pretty ridic. Also you don't mind talking to someone who uses the word ridic. Also you don't mind the fact that I'm really not interested in being in a "committed" relationship- but that I'm open to negotiations.

Also apologies for the Frankenprofile- I just updated it but didnt' feel like completely rewriting it.

Oh yeah! One other thing you should know about me: I'm into casual cuddling. That means that 1. I tend to get affectionate early but 2. it doesn't mean I want us to adopt a dog and wear matching sweaters. Or whatever it is that gay couples do ;)