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MyDioramaGotaB-

28 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Love things that are underrated, properly rated, or so overrated that they are underrated. Houston is underrated.

I enjoy the frequency that I'm on. It's pretty sweet. Especially when life gives me lemons. Now I have a lemon to make a glass of bootleg moscow mule. Then I can plant the seeds to make more lemons... which is like asking for more wishes?

And if I get limes? The same thing, but in a sombrero.
Also sentence fragments are underrated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm itching to use my bio degree, but I'll just be this engineer for now.

So until then, I'll just enjoy 2-way chili, bike like a weather experiment, work on my ramen recipe, and appreciate the Irish goodbye.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bad trivia team names. Examples:
Quad City DJ Tanners
2 Golden Girls, One Cup (Geeks Who Drink Champion!)
Total Eclipse of the Fart
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am happy. Random people tell me that I look happy. It's entirely possible that I might be a dolphin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a fan of serialized tv shows. Therefore, I think Pulp Fiction should become serialized like Fargo or True Detective. Also, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, and Are You Afraid of the Dark? need to make a comeback.

Any films by the following directors are dope: Tarantino, Coen, Gondry, Cuarón

I tend to read non-fiction or humor. Currently reading What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions. Jack Handey is my spirit animal. And no. Jack Handey is not a dolphin.

I play board games: BSG, Firefly, etc. I tend to knock stuff over when I roll.

I make mixtapes filled with 80's, 90's music. Yes, I still have a cassette player. FOR MIXTAPES. heytheycanstillmeansomething

I eat $5 chicken and waffles at Voodoo Queen. I drink at bars near Main or a bike rack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Houston Rockets (CLUTCH CITY!!!)
My Guitar, Falcor
Science Fiction (Double feature...)
Museums (DINOSAURS!!!)
Pop Music (Summer Jamz!!!)
Daydreaming
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My doppelgangers. People keep running into NOT me. And no I am not Alex. Unless I am... DO I GET CLONED AND SENT BACK IN TIME??!?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Biking to a bar, yelling at a Rockets Game, or realizing it's actually Thursday and I should goto sleep because I have to work tomorrow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the guy that plays "I Want It That Way" on the jukebox. I'm sorry/not sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to talk about how awesome Houston is
-you hum "Teenage Dirtbag" while shopping at Costco
-you'd like a mixtape to look at because who the hell still has a cassette player?!
-you want to share planets. Mine is full of digressions and silly ideas. What's yours like?