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28 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Love things that are underrated, properly rated, or so overrated that they are underrated. Houston is underrated.

I enjoy the frequency that I'm on. It's pretty sweet. Especially when life gives me lemons. Now I have a lemon to make a glass of bootleg moscow mule. Then I can plant the seeds to make more lemons... which is like asking for more wishes?

And if I get limes? The same thing, but in a sombrero.
Also sentence fragments are underrated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm itching to use my bio degree, but I'll just be this engineer for now.

So until then, I'll just enjoy 2-way chili, bike like a weather experiment, work on my ramen recipe, and appreciate the Irish goodbye.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bad trivia team names. Examples:
Quad City DJ Tanners
2 Golden Girls, One Cup (Geeks Who Drink Champion!)
Total Eclipse of the Fart
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am happy. Random people tell me that I look happy. It's entirely possible that I might be a dolphin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a fan of serialized tv shows. Therefore, I think Pulp Fiction should become serialized like Fargo or True Detective. Also, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, and Are You Afraid of the Dark? need to make a comeback.

Any films by the following directors are dope: Tarantino, Coen, Gondry, Cuarón

I tend to read non-fiction or humor. Currently reading What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions. Jack Handey is my spirit animal. And no. Jack Handey is not a dolphin.

I play board games: BSG, Firefly, etc. I tend to knock stuff over when I roll.

I make mixtapes filled with 80's, 90's music. Yes, I still have a cassette player. FOR MIXTAPES. heytheycanstillmeansomething

I eat $5 chicken and waffles at Voodoo Queen. I drink at bars near Main or a bike rack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Houston Rockets (CLUTCH CITY!!!)
My Guitar, Falcor
Science Fiction (Double feature...)
Museums (DINOSAURS!!!)
Pop Music (Summer Jamz!!!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My doppelgangers. People keep running into NOT me. And no I am not Alex. Unless I am... DO I GET CLONED AND SENT BACK IN TIME??!?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Biking to a bar, yelling at a Rockets Game, or realizing it's actually Thursday and I should goto sleep because I have to work tomorrow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the guy that plays "I Want It That Way" on the jukebox. I'm sorry/not sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to talk about how awesome Houston is
-you hum "Teenage Dirtbag" while shopping at Costco
-you'd like a mixtape to look at because who the hell still has a cassette player?!
-you want to share planets. Mine is full of digressions and silly ideas. What's yours like?