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20 Tallahassee, FL Woman


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  • Ages 18-20
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My details

Last online
Oct 27, 2014
Seeing Someone
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I talk wayyyy too much. This often annoys people. I am spastic, random, and most probably insane. I have ADHD and Aspergers Syndrome, which, if you aren't familiar with the term, basically means I have mild autism without the speech problems. Because of that, I sometimes have problems figuring out the unspoken social rules that everyone else knows instinctively. For instance, shut up periodically and let other people talk. I have trouble with that one.

Everyone says I use big words in my speech, or say things oddly. I've never noticed this, because to me, words are words, and if I know them, I use them. I thought everyone did that.....

I like Pokemon. I am not ashamed of that fact, despite my middle school's efforts to the contrary. I appreciate the strategy that goes into every battle, and I consider the Pokemon games to be a stimulating intellectual challenge, since you have to consider about a dozen different variables at once......that is, if you want to. My baby cousin just presses the buttons and sees what happens, but that works too. That's why Pokemon is fun for everyone. I mean, if you just don't like it, that's one thing. But all those haters who say it's a stupid five-year-old game are just showing that they lack the cranial capacity to appreciate anything more complicated than Halo.

I am what my friends call the Grammar Nazi (not "a" grammar nazi, THE Grammar Nazi). If I see spelling errors or anything similar, I point them out. In fact, I do that with any sort of problem I see. Problems with government, society, and the way they put a million plastic strings and ties on everything you buy at the store, so you can't get it out of the package without specialised tools and a grenade. I mean, wtf? I don't complain (usually) I just point it out, and see if anyone else either notices or cares. Sadly, they often don't, and accuse me of being a "weird-ass motherfucker." I've had that term applied to me three times in one day, by three different people, on three seperate occasions. I guess the general consensus is that I am a weird-ass motherfucker.

I am a very honest person. I am telling the whole world about my flaws in an effort to make sure you know what you're getting into if you try to talk to me. BE WARNED! .......

Anyway.......what was I saying......oh yeah! I really don't like it when people get hurt or offended or mad, and they don't say anything about it to me, and just act like an asshole, and then I'm left wondering what in the hell I did. Or, if they do tell me, they're all bitchy about it, and then I get mad at them. If I annoy you, just tell me! I WON'T GET IT OTHERWISE. And I would tell you. It seems like the obvious thing to do, but for some reason no one else seems to think of it. ??? *is confused* is this another of those social rules that I never got? I've been trying to figure that out.

Er......I don't know what else to say without starting some sort of tangent that just drags on and on......oh wait, I already did that! bad. I reckon it's time to shut up, then.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning. I also climb trees and play videogames, but my motivation, and my life at its most basic level, is about learning. I love life and the world, and I hate humans, and I'm pretty vocal about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing (books, poetry, fanfiction) speaking Spanish, being spastic, making my friends laugh, roleplaying. being a decent human being (a talent that seems to be in short supply)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really short (5 feet) and really hyper, and I talk a lot, and I'm smart. At least, they say I am. Sometimes, I'm not so sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: We'd be here all day if i listed all my favorites, but here are some: Eragon, Artemis Fowl, The Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, the Young Wizards sereis, and about a thousand more.

Movies: my friend recently got me into superhero movies. I like Spiderman (the new one) Thor, the Avengers, and more. i also like Mulan, Juno, Real Steel, and, again, lots more. But i have to say, Star Wars will always be my ultimate favorite.

Music: my tastes are varied. i grew up listening to country and am very tired of it, but there is some good stuff in that genre- just nothing new. i like rock, detest pop/hip-hop except for the rare good song, and my opinion on rap is that it depends on the song. Some of it is really good, and some of it hurts my brain.

Shows: Anything funny but not stupid. Like the Big bang Theory. Everyone laughs at Sheldon cause they have no idea what he's saying. I laugh because I understand him perfectly (most of the time) and he's funny as hell. My friend says I'm a Homo Novus.

Food: anything. I am one of the few who actually PREFER healthy food over junk food, so I don't have to work as hard as everyone else seems to to fend off the obesity monsters in my potato chips. :) I know that didn't make sense. You'll have to forgive me; my ADHD medicine is wearing off. Anyway, i like to cook, and i really like healthy, organic food, but I'm not a picky eater at all. Except when it comes to boiled cabbage. That shit is so nasty.....!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Alone time, books, sex, writing instruments and notebooks, (2 items?) friends, challenges.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time trying to dissect my own thought processes and those of others, it's a good thing to do because I learn useful things, and because it keeps me occupied so. I don't default to annoying people and dismantling things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing homework, reading, writing, attempting parkour (and failing abysmally, though not as much as when I started) or sitting around and enjoying the absence of homework.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Meh, nothing interesting.
You should message me if
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you have read my profile and seriously think you won't be annoyed by me.

I'm not looking for sex or relationships right now, and i'm not really interested in meeting any of you awesome people in person (my life is going to be pretty hectic for a while) but if you are interested in talking to me, please do, especially if you share my interests. There are so few people at my level of weirdness, and it's hard to find people to relate to.