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Hey there, I'm Matt, how are you doing this fine {insert time of day}?

I'm up here in the City doing my thing. I'm going into my last semester at State, wrapping up my college lifestyle, transitioning out of my security job and trying to get my grown up thing on. You know, looking to buckle down and grow up a bit... at least that's the theory.

I'm a stand up guy. I have my own style and way of doing things. One day I'm a punk, tomorrow Mr. Responsible, yesterday I was a lumberjack. I switch it up, I like to keep 'em guessing.

I laugh a lot. I laugh loud. I love jokes and pranks. I like it sarcastic, slapstick, dark humor, whatever, I love a girl I can crack a joke to and snicker in the corner with. My house is currently in the middle of a prank war, message me if you have any good ideas for pranks or anything like that.

I do a mixture of nerdy and cool. I don't know which is more, it depends on my mood. I do the extrovert thing and love people, but I also spend an occasional night in my room with a book.

I like dive bars and hole in the wall restaurants, but it's also fun to get classy looking and go out on the town in style.

People either love me or they hate me.
... or they're somewhere in between.
... or they've never heard of me.

Finishing college (BA's in Political Science and Criminal Justice).

Applying to Law School.

Working for a living.

Loving the City, living by Golden Gate Park.

Enjoying myself.

I've been spending a lot of time in the Tenderloin and Mission lately. I'm trying to get the most out of this city, so you can also find me on Yelp if you're interested.

Trying new stuff. I just discovered a few days ago that I love hookah, karaoke, and Pho.

I'm clever with my hands. I sew, sculpt, build things, give massages.

Tree Climbing.

Piggy back rides.

Foosball.

Calvinball.

I can cook, but I hate recipes. Hell, I don't need recipes, I'm Italian.

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• tofusaurus

Depends on what direction they're looking from. I bet its hard to see my eyes from behind or above, or my ass from the front.

Blowtorch, toothpick, scalpel, Bengal tiger, synchronized watch, and the funky cold medina.

I don't know, stuff and people mostly.

I spend too much time thinking about the future zombie/robot apocalypse.

Planning out my social calendar.

Space.

Being a T-rex.

Propaganda and Stencil art.

Music and Movies.

Friends.

School stuff.

My mind is hardly ever focused on the task at hand.

"Leave the house before you find something worth staying in for." - Banksy

This Friday I'm in the Loin doing research tranny prostitutes for my Criminal Justice class.

Last week it was drinking and bowling and more drinking.

Next week its probably a bar or a show.

Like the cuddlin'.

You think I'm worth taking the time to know. I think I am, and my friends and family seem to agree, so what makes you so keen to disagree with all of us?

C'mon, say hi, it'll be fun.