I live near-ish Detroit, I'm bisexual, female, my name is Sara.
OKC wont feel it knows me until there are 100 characters in this box.
As of right now, it says I have 171 brilliant characters, which is flattering.

You know the example they give you of how to bracket things? Who in their right mind thought that giving a realistic example included having someone named funk_bag?

Who, when thinking up a name to represent themselves on a dating website, would think, "Yeah..funk_bag. Says everything about me, right there. Genius summary."

Ridiculous.

Very little.

I figure I'll eventually get a job, and move out of this shitty little town.

My plan is to move to London, or somewhere in that basic area. I like the accents, I like the television, I like the comedy. That's as far as I've thought.

Drinking
Having fun
Reading
Writing
Arithmetic

I also like to draw and sing. If you contact me through AIM (PM me and I'll give it to you, if you don't seem like a creeper) I can send you pictures of the drawings.

I'm 5'8" and overweight. My pants are usually seconds away from falling down, so I may look worried or be doing some strange walk.
Buy new pants?
Can't, still losing weight, and I'm poor.

Back on track, though, some people notice my eyes, sometimes my bottled red hair.

WRITING
Russell Brand's My Booky Wook
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Chuck Palanuik
In Her Shoes
Devil Wears Prada
I am America and so can you!
Leave Myself Behind
Stephen King
Oscar Wilde
Terry Pratchet (Currently reading Small Gods)
Augusten Burroughs
kim Harrison

MOVIES
Full Metal Jacket
Fight Club
Princess Bride
Spun
28 Days
Running with Scissors
Alice in Wonderland
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
GO!
Secretary
Sugar
Little Miss Sunshine
DEBS
Fear and Loathing
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Accepted

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Nickelback, Evanescence, Aerosmith, taking back Sunday, panic at the disco, disturbed, three days grace, ABK, akon, NIN, cherish, danity kane, ludacris, hinder, green day, simple plan, good Charlotte, beck, saving jane, 30 Seconds To Mars, 3 Doors Down, AFI, Alice Cooper, the All American Rejects, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Bowling For Soup, the Clash, the Click Five, Cradle Of Filth, Creed, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Drowning Pool, Everlast, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Guns And Roses, Hawthorne Heights, ICP, Kid Rock, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, Offspring, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Sum 41, Weezer, the White Stripes, Imogen Heap, Chameleon Circuit, Pet Shop Boys, Lil Wayne, Alex Day

1) A computer/access to the internet
2) My phone
3) My sister
4) Something to smoke
5) Movies
6) Animals

-Sex
-My own mortality
-God, and whether or not there is a rational case for its existence
-Gay rights
-How to get my profile to 1000 words. There's not much I really want to say

At a movie with friends or out to eat with friends or family.
Previously, I might have been getting stoned as well. Then I failed (quite epicly) a home drug test, and can't get back into it.

I'm a Taurus. I have a deep love for Chuck Norris jokes. I'm jealous of people with a deep and unyielding faith. I am NOT jealous of Fred Phelps.

I know a ton of pi without looking it up. This is a result of hanging out with my older and slightly nerdier cousins growing up.
3.14159265358979323 is all I've got.

you want to talk.
Obviously.

Things that will make you immediately interesting to me- If:
-You've just lost The Game
-You like British humor- if you're a fan of the Mighty Boosh, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, or anything Russell Brand/Jonathon Ross
-You're capable of holding full conversations not only with humans, but with cats, dogs, and innanimate objects.
-You have either no religion or an interesting one (which sounds awfully judgemental- Christianity doesn't fascinate me anymore, I've read the Bible, but Paganism is quite nice..)
-You read after the lights were out, and had books physically taken from you as a punishment
-You have green eyes
-You appreciate that Fight Club not only has attractive people in it, but has an intricate plot and perfectly delivered dialogue.
-You don't hunt
-You're not particularly interested in: watersports, bestiality, or pedophilia (to a certain extent)
-You practice sadomasochism
-You are alright with my interest in everything gay
-You accept that some people just enjoy reading erotic fanfiction about male characters in a popular fantasy childrens series.

I prefer women, but if you have something intelligent to say that's not related to your penis size or my profile picture, men can talk to me too.