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MyMayaPapa

25 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
✈ OMAHA --> KANSAS CITY --> LA ✈

Aspiring philosopher, begrudging accountant. At one point in history, I was a high school state champion cross country runner. I like to think my life has been on a pleasant decline ever since that moment.

I want you to like me and I want to like you. Let's be friends!
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Los Angeles from the Midwest last July. I spend my days traveling these great United States, spreading joy and financial literacy. I am kind of like a transient with more Hilton points, working vaguely in consumer protection. I AM HALPING YOU.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boyish good looks. Also, that I don't have a face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: currently reading "Kafka on the Shore" by Murakami

Cormac McCarthy, H.P. Lovecraft, Friedrich Nietzsche, Douglas Coupland, Franz Kafka, Denis Johnson, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and whatever else makes me seem refined and cultured

Movies: Mulholland Dr., Synecdoche NY, The Seventh Seal, Love and Death, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Drugstore Cowboy, La Planete Sauvage, Descent, Antichrist, Melancholia (really anything by von Trier), and many many more

Music (a few of the greatest hits): the Mountain Goats, Bright Eyes, Cursive, Elliott Smith, Built to Spill, The Smiths, Pavement, Pixies, Japandroids, Guided By Voices, Bon Iver, The Good Life, Tune-Yards, M83

Food: Garbanzo Beans
The six things I could never do without
Cottage Cheese, malt liquor, the visible light spectrum, tacos, Spike - Television for Men, and throbbing beats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get underserved communities access to financial services, and increasing financial literacy overall. JK, probz lyke where should I get ma dance on 2nite?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' wif ma peepz n partyin' lolz
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think lazy eyes are super sexy.

I hate Blade Runner and The Beat movement.

I eat foie gras, coz being bad never felt so goooood.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have the worst of intentions. Or best. Really any intentions will do.