I'm a caring, bubbly person who loves to have fun!... God that made me feel ill. No I'm not going to write a 'proper' profile. Yes of course it's try hard witty because I like to amuse myself since no-one else does. Anyway.. for fear of my personallity caving in on itself in a Schrodinger's cat self assessment type of way, I have to say it depends on who you are. By myself I like to make stupid noises including, but not exclusively funky beats, 303's, cat sounds. Which leads nicely onto my interest in making music (involving all of the above), which leads not so nicely onto my interest in making games and basically anything where you actually MAKE something and not just keep something someone else made going.

Personallity wise I'm probably funny, which as you know immediately makes you not funny by saying that you are (see I told you about that guys cat). I consider myself smart but I prefer to think about things for myself as opposed to reading a book and absorbing that into my 'I'm super interesting, honest!' cache.

I'm pathetically and irritatingly honest which means people are suspicious of me. Basically I can't be bothered talking crap so if you ask me a question you'll get an answer, which bizarrely most people don't expect.

I'm also friendly, easy going and tolerant, which is remarkable when you consider how much I despise stupid people.

ps I'm lazy answering messages, but I'll answer them eventually* * may be a lie.

I'm currently a reasonably mean part-time teacher, teaching "how to make computer games, no not MMORPG's", which I find really amusing except I worry about their assignments more than they do.. little punks.

I also write and perform music tidbits, of the moviesk, atmosy, tuney, electronicy, no vocally type.

The other 'job' that I do is writing a commercial game with a small team of other people desperate not to get a real job. This is our own company with the long-term goal of making enough money to bathe in.

Observing. I observe. Then I find someone gullible and go on and on about it until they think I'm the god of that particular thing.

My height. I'm tall and it's usually annoying.. except in crowds. Everything is made by midgets, they're everywhere, it's my own personal Chucky, where EVERYONE is Chucky.

Movies and TV: Spaced, SpaceCamp, Better off dead, Amazon women on the moon, Round the twist, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind of course, Donnie Darko of course x2, Amelie of course x100, Harvey Birdman, Drawn Together, Scrubs, the ORIGINAL Ren and Stimpy, The Goodies, Back to the future 1 & 2, A bit of Fry and Laurie, HHGTTG, Ace Ventura (first one only)

Music: Boards of Canada, Ulrich Schnauss, Bjork, Autechre, Aphex Twin, Jean Michelle Jarre, Kraftwerk, Orbital and if I HAD to mention 'real' music then maybe The Smiths, The Cure, ColdPlay, The Killers and I really like Aqua's Barbie Girl... no seriously.

Books: Well it's at this point that most intelligent people think I'm a moron because I don't really read books, or ever have. I read non-fiction and tech manuals, but I guess that doesn't count. Now this comes down to simply doing other stuff.. perhaps if I read more books that would have been more descriptive.

Food: Curry.. THAT'S ALL

Cats

Computers.. well, I could really, if you held a gun to my testicles

People who aren't stupid. So I can whinge about Stupid people to them.

Stupid people. They give me something to whinge about to People who aren't stupid.

Cheese

A face

thinking.. Just the fact that we're thinking at all is worth thinking about. So I'm into AI and the brain etc.

I like thinking about religion and how utterly bizzare it is. I also like thinking about cats and how super purry they are.

On a typical friday night I am listening to some really shit 80's music (I love 80's music usually) from the crap club next door. Then I watch the friday night fight at about 3am.. as in when the people from said club exit. Usually turns out to be 2 guys going 'farkn carnt' 'yeah, fukn wanna go?' 'yeah ya farkn carnt' *insert some random bitch* 'fuckn leave him alone ya fuckn dickhead, I looove him' *me laughing*

I'm reasonably bad at spelling and had to constantly google this profile. God, I really am tragically innocent aren't I... wait! I stole a KLF 'Last train to trancentral' cassingle from Kmart when I was 16, I was shitting myself, fuck'n well 'ard.

You're blind?