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MyOwnBodyDouble

49 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ready, set….. Profile...

After a dating sabbatical (non-credited), I’m ready to jump back into the pool (hopefully you people have used chlorine while I’ve been gone). I’ll say that I’m looking for a love that lasts; with sharing, support and affection.

SQUIRREL! (Sorry… just making sure you were still there).

YOU: A bit smartass, a bit sweet. Smart, mentally & physically fit, funny, open & honest and seek a relationship full of mutual challenging, silliness, seriousness, and growth. Bonus if you love dogs, and if don’t have young children. Double bonus if you are smart with your finances, motivated in life, able to relax, established in your career (or taking a healthy risk to do something that lights you up), and enjoy working on plans together (examples: planning vacations, date nights, dinners with friends).

NOTE- I haven’t yet established point values for “bonus” and “double bonus”, but rest assured, they are good things, and can be exchanged for mileage points on most airlines.

ME: I’ve owned businesses and am considered successful in my field (sports/marketing and events), I’ve boxed (briefly, great exercise, and I was pretty bad), sang in bands (one in NYC and one in Seattle, that broke up last year), and had schooling for radio, and improv. comedy. All of the above afforded me wonderful growth opportunities and great memories. I have a strong set of friends, and a hopeful/confident outlook on finding love. I’m not a bar/clubber, not religious, don’t smoke, am open minded politically, and admire anyone who is what I like to call “humbly confident”. US

TOGETHER: Supportive, affectionate, honest, good friends, communicators, pranksters, politically incorrect, open minded, down to earth, self-aware, crack each other up, and yearn to grow together. Well, that’s it for now… If my profile speaks to you… make sure to speak to me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating nothing but organic kale, exercising 287 times a day, and driving really fast in residential areas ...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stating the obvious
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. My head is 1.28% larger than the average head should be.
2. My skin is on the outside of my body.
3. I'm made up primary of water and those little bite sized Hershey's candy thingies.
4. I am never redundant.
5. I am never redundant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
David Sedaris, Woody Allen, everything Monty Python, Usual Suspects, Fletch, Caddyshack, Shawshank Redemption, Modern Family, West Wing, Scrubs, Pixies, Lemonheads, Peter Gabriel, The Shins, REM, Barenaked Ladies..........and food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Great music.
2. Love, affection, friendship.
3. Strong people to challenge me.
4. Humor.
5. My jetpack (What? They're not invented yet? Damn it!)
6. A sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, relaxing and being extremely boring... or possibly spending time with friends and... hopefully someone special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ate a 1/2 gallon of ice cream (fat free, zero calorie) while writing this profile. Then I felt really bad and ran an impromptu marathon ... naked. (Damn the chaffing!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a good fit. I believe it's fair to ask for what I'm also able to give. I'm educated, I strive to stay in good shape, I'm hard working and take care of my finances. I don't do drugs, am kind to animals, and definitely have a big sarcastic side. If these descriptions fit you... we might just be a fit :-)