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49 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33-49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:50pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laughter is the best medicine....well.....except for medicine

Hey Seattle people....I have no tattoos, facial hair, camping gear, and don't stare at my shoes when watching a concert.... yet the Seattle government has been nice enough to let me stay.

Ready, set….. Profile...

I’m looking for a love that lasts; with sharing, support and affection.

If you want to know what I"m really like, ask my dog. I'm a complete idiot around her, and I'm fairly certain that someday I will make her laugh.

The woman who falls in love with me will definitely be the following things:

-Able to laugh at herself (and me)
-Driven (either has a great career, or the balls to make a change).
-Loves herself, and has love to give to her partner/soulmate/lover
-Is smart (sarcastic a plus), real, honest, and her inner child is alive and well (aka-playful).
-Loves dogs (or at least likes dogs).
-Not overly religious (spiritual is great).
-Financially secure
-Physically fit

SQUIRREL! (Sorry… just making sure you were still there).

I’ve owned businesses and am considered successful in my field (sports/marketing and events), I’ve boxed (briefly, great exercise, and I was pretty bad), sang in bands (one in NYC and one in Seattle, that broke up last year), and had schooling for radio, and improv. comedy. All of the above afforded me wonderful growth opportunities and great memories. I have a strong set of friends, and a hopeful/confident outlook on finding love. I’m not a bar/clubber, not religious, don’t smoke, am open minded politically, and admire anyone who is “humbly confident”.

Well, that’s it for now… If my profile speaks to you… make sure to speak to me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating nothing but organic kale, exercising 287 times a day, and driving really fast in residential areas ...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stating the obvious
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. My head is 1.28% larger than the average head should be.
2. My skin is on the outside of my body.
3. I'm made up primary of water and those little bite sized Hershey's candy thingies.
4. I am never redundant.
5. I am never redundant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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David Sedaris, Woody Allen, everything Monty Python, Usual Suspects, Fletch, Caddyshack, Shawshank Redemption, Modern Family, West Wing, Scrubs, Pixies, Lemonheads, Peter Gabriel, The Shins, REM, Barenaked Ladies..........and food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Great music.
2. Love, affection, friendship.
3. Strong people to challenge me.
4. Humor.
5. My jetpack (What? They're not invented yet? Damn it!)
6. A sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, relaxing and being extremely boring... or possibly spending time with friends and... hopefully someone special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ate a 1/2 gallon of ice cream (fat free, zero calorie) while writing this profile. Then I felt really bad and ran an impromptu marathon ... naked. (Damn the chaffing!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a good fit. I believe it's fair to ask for what I'm also able to give. I'm educated, I strive to stay in good shape, I'm hard working and take care of my finances. I don't do drugs, am kind to animals, and definitely have a big sarcastic side. If these descriptions fit you... we might just be a fit :-)