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31 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jan 1
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an opinionated, full-of-myself righteous jerk. But I'm also highly liberal so I'm willing to let other people be the same way. Besides, being full of myself, my time is too important to spend making other people miserable.

I'm very slow to get attached to people, so don't expect those three magic words of a relationship anytime soon. One thing you'll have to understand, is when I do say them, I'll mean it. Despite this, if you can't admit to a meeting being a "date", then you should make the "just friends" part clear from the beginning. Just friends is fine by me, as long as there's no mixup.

Oh, and don't take anything I say too seriously. Life is too short to take it seriously, so a good sense of humor if mandatory.

Si vous comprendez ca, je voudrais vous savoir mon colour favorite c'est pourpre.

I am eclectic, driven, and tasty.
I’m really good at
Computers and origami and brewing. If you like beer or mead I can provide plenty of home brewed goodness. I'm pretty decent with fixing up computers and making them do more than they ought to. I have a habit of not closing windows, so I need mine performing at it's peak!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm full of myself. I'll admit it. I'm arrogant and cocky. At least that's what people think. Life isn't easy when you know everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dresden Files, Speaker for the Dead, Music: Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, TV: Heroes, the only TV show worth watching. Food: Quite the list! But I love pasta, Thai food, and various kinds of spiciness. I have a collection of ultra hot sauces that can only be described by the uninitiated as pain.
The six things I could never do without
Computers, Cats, Fruit juice, Goldfish crackers, Senselessly violent video games, The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to better conquer my neighbors (In the video game, of course), cats, origami, books and reading.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading a science fiction story or checking when the next Dresden Files book comes out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like giving massages. Purely unlicensed, of course, but I haven't had a dissatisfied customer yet.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't mind quirky individuals. I'm at my happiest when I'm free from social expectations and can act upon the little whims that spur those moments of utter silliness that make moments that are worth talking about.