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MyrTyriniel

23 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Irish (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please note- I will not reply to "Hey". I put thought into my messages it'd be decent of you to make the same efforts. So. Just in case anyone actually reads these I'll say a few things. My name is Bethany.I'm an equal opportunity flirt so don't take me seriously unless I tell you to. I'm a dilettante and I absolutely love to dance. I dont know what I want to major in so I'm avoiding college like its church. mechanics > anthropology > sociolinguistics. I have a beautiful son named Aodhan. Soccer is my thing. I'm loud and I'm blunt and I WILL laugh at everything. I suck at being serious. Ask my thoughts on any particular subject and I'm either passionate or my indifference borders on autism. I forgive too easily, I'm overly sarcastic and I'm absolutely a bad influence. And now I'm out. Peace, Love and all that. Hmm fetlife available upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on the prototype for a pending patent, wood burning and other such crafty shit, and trying not to blow up my residence? I'm also a bartender, I work private fetish events.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm only really good at a few things. Mostly I'm just decent at A LOT of things. My most noticeable talent (that I wont keep secret) is coming up with fancy new expletives while gaming. Also finding doppelgangers. I shit you not it happens all the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair I'd imagine. Its black and shaved on one side at the moment. My chums call me hipster skrillex. Also Apparently I look angry a lot? I rarely am I just have severe features I suppose. Annnd I say fuck a lot even when I'm happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Keeping in mind I hate reading/typing extensive lists I'll give you a simplistic answer and you may request details at your leisure- Doctor Who and other BBC, Metal, Hardstyle, and Classical, All books with few exceptions, and Mediterranean food. Chuck Palahniuk is my hero and Neil Degrasse Tyson is my god.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, potato soup, music, people (who I like as a concept but generally end up hating on an individual basis), trees. As of recently glasses. My son should go without saying I just figured you'd like to know the less obvious... Oh and my ability to count to absurdly selected numbers apparently...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I have severe ADD. Space Cadets for the win. Coincidentally that is also my rank at the local laser tag establishment. No wait I think I'm a star commander...wait what was the question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading. Btw my name is from The Kingkiller Chronicals but if you can tell me what it is (in the context of the book) a cake will be sent to you. Probably a penis one wearing a bow tie from the erotic bakery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm extremely sadistic and at the same time empathetic. Take what you will from that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a nerd. I hold a special place in my little shriveled heart for nerds <3
If you're a true ginger (I have a fetish)
If you want to be musically inspired with me
DONT message me if- Your only picture is of your abs or vehicle. You have no personality, I'm not interested, don't even try.