TL;DR- I'm twitchy, glitchy Irish/native who can't balance my self respect and impulsive nature, but CAN drink you under the table and be a good sport about it ;)
It seems people rarely read these (shocker) so I'm going to just spit things out ADD style as they come to mind...My name is Bethany. I'm an equal opportunity flirt and I absolutely love to dance. I can't decide on a career because I want to do ALL of the things. I also haven't got a clue what I'm looking for, so I'm just letting things happen. I have a lovely delinquent child named Aodhán (said odd-in) with whom I play soccer and Batman. It's quite unlikely you'll meet him as I keep my dating and parenting separate, but he's still relevant here for obvious reasons :) I'm blunt to the point of being socially unacceptable. I've never been kind enough to lie and I DO laugh at everything. I suck at being serious. Despite this however I manage to be a (radical) militant antitheist and human rights advocate. Ask my thoughts on any particular subject and I'm either passionate or my indifference borders on autism. I forgive too easily, I'm overly sarcastic and I'm absolutely a bad influence. And now I'm out. Peace, Love and all that. Hmm fetlife/fb/snapchat available upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for trouble, wood burning, crafty shit, and trying not to blow up my residence? I'm working on writing at the moment but when short on cash I design tattoos.
I’m really good at
I'm only really good at a few things. Mostly I'm just decent at A LOT of things. But I think I'm good at swearing, I've been told I'm an excellent swearer (I'm especially proficient during boss battles). Oh and facial recognition!
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I look angry a lot? I rarely am I just have severe features I suppose. Annnd I say fuck a lot even when I'm happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Keeping in mind I hate reading/typing extensive lists I'll give you
a simplistic answer and you may request details at your leisure-
Doctor Who and other BBC, Metal, Hardstyle, and Classical, All
books with few exceptions, and Mediterranean food. Chuck Palahniuk
is my hero and Neil Degrasse Tyson is my god.
The six things I could never do without
Glossing over the painfully obvious I'd say books, potato soup, music, people (who I like as a concept but generally end up hating on an individual basis), trees, glasses. Oh and my ability to count to absurdly selected numbers apparently...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ALL of the stuff. And the things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Up to no good
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm extremely sadistic and at the same time empathetic. Take what
you will from that.
You should message me if
I have a fetish for gingers, nerds, and body mod. So there's that.
If you want to play music or soccer.
If you want to climb trees or go skinny dipping.
If you believe in and are against the war on women's rights both reproductively and otherwise.
DONT message me if- Your only picture is of your abs or vehicle. You have no personality, I'm not interested, don't even try.
If you can't think of anything better to say than "Hi". Seriously, what do you expect me to do with this lol. Small talk is fine up to a point but it really should involve actual talking...