Help your potential matches find common interests.
What I say when I Hit on girls with English/Lit degrees:
"I'm into Joyce, Kafka, Burroughs, Rimbaud, Pynchon, Shakespeare,
Conrad, Camus, etc. etc." I then give some pretentious line like,
"this is the type of literature that scours the depths of the human
psyche and stirs the imagination...sometimes lifting us up beyond
our dreary plight and manifesting what we know of as truth." If
that doesn't work then I start quoting from the "Vagina
Monologues," hoping to crack her feminist veneer, but admittedly
most of the attraction on my end will be lost. (I'm pro feminism,
but not the "Vagina Monologue" type of feminism) If she's not a
"Vagina Monologues" type of gal I asses the situation and
and see if it's worth pretending that I've actually read the Harry
Potter series. If I have to deconstruct "Twilight," she better be a
I like my movies like I like my women. Foreign and with
subtitles...so you know what the hell they are both saying. *Drum
hit* *cymbal crash* ( OK folks I'll be here all weekend telling
sexist jokes, be sure and tip your bartender.)
I have better taste in music than that smug "vinyl collecting"
hipster that works in the indie record store known to smell of cat
Seriously, who gives a shit. I know its fun to list things but what
does me liking sushi have to do with anything?