French expat of 7 years working in the e City. Easy-going and outgoing. Proud French woman. Patriotic. Witty. Sarcastic. Kitten with a lioness exterior. Honest. Straight-forward. Can be offensive, sometimes. Handle with care.
Running. Dancing. Animals. France, duh. Travelling. The sea. Kitesurfing. Cooking. Baking. Writing. Gigging. Politics. Dry humour. Gastropubs. Champagne. Cocktails. Space. Rugby.
Vanity. Kids (well, other people's). Dishonesty. Deception. British fashion (it's really terrible.). Football. Golf. F1. An awfully dressed man. Lack of direction. Lack of ambition. Lack of passion. Half naked selfies. Selfies all together. Cheryl Cole (sorry, Fernandez-Versini). The countryside. Bad grammar.
Dont's (I will seriously ignore you and press the delete button):
Message me with anything along the lines of:
- "hey, how are you?"
- "nice pictures, you seem really interesting" - really?!
- "you seem really interesting" - and why is that?
- anything to do with your effed-up fetishes or fantasies - yes it has happened!
- if you're old enough to be my dad, what are you, sick?
- if you fall outside of the age bracket below
- show you've read my profile
- show some imagination
- use proper English