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Mystery-Boy

26 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Skinny jeans, frying pan, trees, books, chilli oil, brown liquid in a small glass, spring, dyslexia, music, vidja games, birdsong, ambitious without any ambition, sweet cynicism, internet, bastard politics, wonder lust. These are the thing that make me.

"Nature loving, food fanatic who loves nothing more than Thursday night Jägerbombs and walks in the park." - Samarino

"Arsehole? Cynical optimist with a good sense of humour. Loyal, empathetic, lentil eating leftie." - My oldest friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Asking the big questions like, should I have a gin and tonic?

Being a student in September.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing myself around to all the music.

Jerking Chicken.

Drinking like I mean it.

Being a beardless leftie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How pretty my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My Family and other Animals, Nothing to Envy,
Iain Banks, Dark Matter (that book is so flipping scary, I slept with the light on), Sherlock Holmes, Animal farm, Travel Guides.

Just read 'Shit my Dad says' and am half way through Noam Chomskys' Nuclear war and environmental catastrophe. Apart from that, these days I just read what people give me.

Pan's Labyrinth, Aladdin, The Shawshank Redemption, La Haine, District 9, Porco Rosso, Shaun of the Dead, Brick, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, V for Vendetta, Princess Mononoke, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Alien, Fargo, Attack the Block, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Fight Club, The Life of Brian, This is England, How to train your Dragon, Troll Hunter, Cabin in the Woods, In Bruges, Monsters,The Guard, Comicbook movies..

Community (seasons 1-3). Firefly, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Greenwing, Adventure Time, Brooklyn Nine Nine, House of Cards, South Park, Spaced, The Daily Show, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Question Time, Adventure Time again.

I listen to anything and like pretty much all of it. But if you twisted my arm I'd say that 60s and 70s had all the best stuff.

All of it. Seriously. If I haven't tried it then I want it. I cook a fair bit. And what I cook is preety good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Quality cooking.

My buddies.

Political satire.

Internet.

Spell check.

Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly? Food and sex. Not always in that order. And having super powers. And this -
"Not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck." - Robert Rodriguez
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't like typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kids films tear me up something terrible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're interesting.