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Mystery-Boy

26 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Skinny jeans, frying pan, stories, trees, tattoos, books, chilli oil, brown liquid in a small glass, spring, dyslexia, music, vidja games, birdsong, sweet cynicism, internet, bastard politics, wonder lust. These are the things that make me.

"Nature loving, food fanatic who loves nothing more than Thursday night Jägerbombs and walks in the park." - Samarino

"Arsehole? Cynical optimist with a good sense of humour. Loyal, empathetic, lentil eating leftie." - startajazzband.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Asking the big questions like, should I have a gin and tonic?

At uni pursuing a love of writing. Which seems to involve writing alot of haiku.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing myself around to all the music.

Making the best pie you ever ate.

Drinking like I mean it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How pretty my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My Family and other Animals, Nothing to Envy,
Iain Banks, Dark Matter (that book is so flipping scary, I slept with the light on), Sherlock Holmes, Animal farm, Travel Guides.

I read all kind of stuff, I am figuratively drowning in books. BOOKS!

Pan's Labyrinth, Aladdin, The Shawshank Redemption, La Haine, District 9, Porco Rosso, Shaun of the Dead, Brick, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, V for Vendetta, Princess Mononoke, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Alien, Fargo, Attack the Block, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Fight Club, The Life of Brian, This is England, How to train your Dragon, Troll Hunter, Cabin in the Woods, In Bruges, Monsters, The Guard, Comicbook movies..

Community (seasons 1-3). Firefly, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Greenwing, Adventure Time, Brooklyn Nine Nine, House of Cards, South Park, Spaced, The Daily Show, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Last Week Tonight, Adventure Time again.

Balkan Beat Box, Queens Of The Stone Age, Beck, Tuung, Die Antwoord, The Baghdaddies, The Strangeloves, The Noisettes, Lemon Jelly, Weezer, Brand New, The Black Keys.
The last gigs I went to were Blink 182 and Childish Gambino.

All of it. Seriously. If I haven't tried it then I want it. I cook a fair bit. And what I cook is pretty damn good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Quality cooking.

My buddies.

Political satire.

Internet.

Spell check.

Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck." Robert Rodriguez
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk. Just like you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love to dance when people ain't watching.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
anything you've read seems cool or interesting. Maybe you're just bored? Perhaps you want to talk to someone has who is only somewhat of an arsehole? But mostly if you want to.