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Mystery-Boy

27 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Frying pan, stories, trees, tattoos, books, chilli oil, brown liquid in a small glass, spring, dyslexia, music, vidja games, birdsong, sweet cynicism, internet, bastard politics, wonder lust. These are the things that make me.

"Nature loving, food fanatic who loves nothing more than Thursday night Jägerbombs and walks in the park." - Samarino

"Arsehole? Cynical optimist with a good sense of humour. Loyal, empathetic, lentil eating leftie." My best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Asking myself the above question. Or drinking. Or something. Who knows?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating.

Petting pets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read all kinds of stuff, I am figuratively drowning in books.

Pan's Labyrinth, Aladdin, The Shawshank Redemption, La Haine, District 9, Porco Rosso, Shaun of the Dead, Brick, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, V for Vendetta, Princess Mononoke, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Alien, Fargo, Attack the Block, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Fight Club, The Life of Brian, This is England, How to train your Dragon, Troll Hunter, Cabin in the Woods, In Bruges, Monsters, The Guard, Comicbook movies..

I am currently watching; Archer, Brooklyn nine nine, Broad City, Last Week Tonight, Adventure Time and Workaholics.

BBC Radio 6 everyday. Balkan Beat Box, Queens Of The Stone Age, Beck, Tuung, Die Antwoord, The Baghdaddies, The Strangeloves, The Noisettes, Lemon Jelly, Everything Everything, Weezer, Brand New, B B King, The Black Keys.
The last gigs I went to were The Prodigy and Childish Gambino.

All of it. Seriously. If I haven't tried it then I want it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Quality cooking.

My buddies.

My Family.

Political satire.

Spell check.

Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy. Narrative certainty. Excuses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk. Just like you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love to dance when people ain't watching. In the kitchen for preference.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Maybe you're bored? Perhaps you want to talk to someone has who is only somewhat of an arsehole? But mostly if you want to.