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MysteryRaven

25 M Bellingham, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Okay so after another dark and lonely night of caressing my pillow I decided that the precious, long awaited moment for me to compose a beautiful, touching, passionate dating profile to meet the love of my life, (Or perhaps die miserable and alone) had finally arrived.

As I lay there in a state of frantic bewilderment trying to find the words a voice spoke to me through the darkness. "Tell them you are fun and outgoing" the powerful booming voice implored. So this morning I awoke with a renewed sense of hope and purpose as I sat down at the keyboard and prepared compose my profile and meet my date with destiny.

I decided to check out a few other profiles, certain that no other dating profiles would be as "fun and outgoing" as mine. Sadly with each click of the mouse a growing sense of despair intruded upon this magic moment. To my stunned amazement, roughly 95%of the profiles were written by people who were yes, "fun and outgoing" What to do? I pondered the situation gazing deeply and passionately at my navel hoping for some inspiration to arrive. I thought to myself, "One person's idea or fun could be another's idea of complete misery, fun is such a subjective word." "Does outgoing mean likes to talk/text anyone and everyone as she goes to the latest shoe sale at the mall? I struggled for words as all these deep thoughts flashed though my mind.

As I pondered weak and weary upon this midnight dreary, a bolt of sheer inspiration flashed down upon me. The most important qualities I look for in someone (The love of my life in other words are these: Intelligence, (Yes, there are different types not just book smarts, more on that in a second), Sense Of Humor, I have found I can't be around people who take themselves too seriously for very long), creativity (someone who isn't only "fun and outgoing"), passion, (the ability to be passionate about something or someone), and most importantly uniqueness and originality.

Going back to intelligence though, knowing how to correctly use your, and you're in a sentence is always a big plus and there is nothing more annoying in my mind (huge pet peeves) than the words "Orientated" and "Hella" okay they really aren't words, but you get the idea, and if something like say The Real Housewives Of Wherever is your favorite show, we probably wouldn't end up being best pals.

Okay that's a done deal,I have this epic spiel that is the stuff of legends that I'm finishing writing to wrap this tedious profiliage composition. It involves a fountain, a ball and some navel gazing meaning of life drivel that encompasses and illustrates who I'm looking for.

One day I was at fisher fountain at Western Washington University laying on the edge in the sun and I saw this small beach ball go floating by, it had words written on it so I grabbed it and read it. It was the time and location of a concert going on later that evening on campus. I out it back in the water and lay there in the sun and observed people walking by for an hour or so. None of them even payed attention to the small beach ball in the water, they all walked by obliviously wrapped up in their own lives, finally a girl saw the ball, strolled over and picked it up and read it. Would you notice the small beach ball or walk by? The person I want to meet would notice it.

I hope to meet some new people and have some most triumphant times together!!!

P.S. I will give special bonus prizes to the person who can compose me the longest love letter containing the words orientated and hella in each sentence.
What I’m doing with my life
I am taking it for long romantic walks on the beach under the stars, working, and then back to school in the fall. Also typing more words into this space so I don't have a lot of blank white space on my okcupid profile. Writing a little more, and then thinking, ok lets see how that looks.
I’m really good at
Being Creative, exploring ideas and possibilities, and making things happen.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my eyes, wit, grace, and charm, and of course my endearing modesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok for books I did a quick survey around the room, I have plenty more, many are boxed up still since I just moved, this is what I found: On The Road, The Philosopher's Stone, Universe 7 great original sci fi stories, Psychoanalytic Understanding Of The Dream, Bedford compact book on Literature, Clive Barker's The Great And Secret Show, And Stephen King's Under The Dome (Decent by not his best and kind of was lifted from the Simpsons Movie.

Music: Rock, Grunge, Indie, 80's etc... I can send you my spotify playlist if you're really that fascinated.

Movies: http://movies.netflix.com/Queue?lnkctr=mhbqueInstant&qtype=ED

I like spicy food, Italian food, pizza, ice cream, etc..
The six things I could never do without
The six things I could never do without
Nature
Family
A Red Wheelbarrow, because so much depends upon it
Books
Movies
Photography
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I should just copy paste a more boring chipper and socially appropriate generic profile like this for example:

Hi, my name's Herb, I'm an accountant and I drive a a minivan, I like collecting stamps, organizing my sock drawer, long walks on the beach under the stars, I'm very happy and I like to smile a lot and be positive, and I'm very fun and outgoing.

I also think a lot about where the path of life will lead to
On a typical Friday night I am
Organizing my sock drawer, pining for my internet soulmate who I just know is out there somewhere.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You think we are compatible and you would like to get to know me better