*2nd Update: I'm not going to devote my bank holiday to rewriting all this. It's nice out. And at least now I don't have to rewrite the bit about procrastination.
You're late.... Lucky I'm the caring sharing forgiving doormat type. So you can just owe me one.
And while we're on the subject.... Drum roll..... Ta-da! Me - fun, interesting, sexy, Waaaayy too modest for my own good, intelligent, charming, sophisticated, wise, soulful, funny and cuter than a bouquet of multi-coloured kittens. But you already knew that.
Did I mention I was modest?
Anyway, I love my virtues and my vices in equal measure and I enjoy meeting people who are fun, creative and able to have a conversation for more than just a few seconds without breaking into a sweat.
And seeing as most of the attractive women I know are as interesting as watching paint dry, I decided to give this online dating thing a go as a last resort.
So if you're stunning, with looks to match and have lots of similar friends in case it doesn't work out, then that's a good start.
Oh yes and I'm not funny. So no laughing... I don't want so much as a giggle out of you for the duration of this profile.
And I should probably mention that I'm quite down to earth. Not that I believe it myself after reading any of this back.