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MysticalHobo

38 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Public school teacher trying to heal our fractured world & make it to the weekend. I enjoy woodworking and make my own musical instruments. I used to have a dog, but that little dude is gone. I like flowers, especially gardinias.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On the grind. Teaching kids how to think for themselves. Making connections, having real conversations. Spreading good vibes and plotting my next arrest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deescalating conflict. Looking at an issue from multiple perspectives. And educational hip hop. Writing raps about punctuation marks, literary terms, and improper use of smartphone technology.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. It grows fast & gets kind of crazy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS
Portnoy's Complaint
Catcher in the Rye
The Crying of Lot 49
Guns, Germs & Steel
Harry Potter
The Giver

MUSIC
Mississippi John Hurt
Skip James
Blind Blake
Lightnin' Hopkins
Les Baxter, Martin Denny
Sinatra
Tom Waits
Ween
Jimmy Rogers
Hank Williams
Johnny Cash
Velvet Underground
John Lennon
Ramones
90s hip hop

FOOD
No katsup or mayonnaise, please
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond the bottom rung of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs (water, food, shelter, warmth, safety from predators)
1) Intimacy
2) Responsibility
3) Silent contemplation
4) Access to books
5) Music
6) Memory
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If I'm not for myself, who is for me? If I am only for myself, who am I? If not now, when?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slashing tires, rolling drunks, and beating up small children...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my exhaustion the result of an insane workweek, or is it Low-T?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The stars are aligned & the moon speaking to you. Or if you feel like playing some tennis.