Warning: This next statement will push away a lot of people, but will help me find someone whom I can fully connect with. I love God, and I love Jesus. Bye bye unbelievers :)
I'm winning at life. I work and go to school full time, and I don't have time for losers or leeches. Don't bother trying to outsmart me with your devious ways, I see it coming because I'm smarter than you. Don't expect me to bow down to you just because you have tits. I'm not your puppet. Find another toy to play with if this is you.
On a lighter note, when I think of love I think of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1-yaZYw-w4
Send me yours! It makes for a good ice breaker :P Please though...no country :( sorry lol Movies are also a good icebreaker, and stem into an infinite legion of conversations. I guarantee 90 percent of the time if you bring up a movie, I'll have seen it and quote it all day long. I'm secretly a legendary rapper, and can do pretty much any Epic Rap Battle of History in their entirely with professional finesse. I like to write poetry and other stuff. I've dabbled in girl book smut type stories too, ask me nicely and I might share.
Screw you if you mock my taste in old school music lol
I don't have any interest in going on a date with you, at least not in the traditional rigid sense. Dates are a game, and I don't play games outside of ones involving controllers. Let's just have fun, and I don't mean just having sex. I'm looking for love, fool! Not to be confused with fake love. Save the formalities for a job interview. Tell me what that means to you, and we'll see if I find it acceptable. If you are one of the million women who have a tattoo of "Live, Laugh, Love" or have it on your profile, kindly piss off with your unoriginal mindset. Let's think of something less obvious to adhere to. "Rock out until you have pebbles and sand" is a start. I made that up just now. It's clever. Steal it and die. I'm fun to talk to, and I don't judge. I'm not a COMPLETE ass despite your judgement so far. This profile is my defense mechanism, so it might appear a little harsh or negative, but it's for good reason. It helps me from getting hurt and being taken advantage of again. Yes, guys can get hurt too. I have one dream among many: To one day find a girl who isn't completely scared of Stephen Kings "IT". Don't worry if this isn't you, clowns are scary, I get it. I just think it would be an amazing rarity lol Though normal is relative, I can't be with someone who is "normal". If you consider yourself to be fully tethered to society and this planet, if you have hate in your heart, if you aren't odd or strange or weird even in the slightest, chances are you probably couldn't be my girl. You have stretch marks...so? You aren't a skinny toothpick chick with a perfect body...so? You are an outcast, if not borderline recluse...so? You have a mangled heart because every other guy that has handled it wasn't exactly a museum curator...so? It can heal.
Despite my supreme optimism, I have little hope for this site.