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25 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:39pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I'm Mike. :]
Before I say anything else...if I've been to your profile multiple times at random intervals and haven't messaged you, it's because I'm an awful person and completely forgot if I'd been to your profile before or not, and I'm terribly sorry for it.

I'm fairly smart, confident, and hard working. I find I'm pretty funny; my humor comes from really awful dad jokes and puns, dirty jokes, and apparently drier-than-dry humor. I'm a pretty nice mixture of typical quiet introvert and "that dude is fucking nuts". I like it like that, I think it's the result of having achieved happiness and comfort in my life.

In life, I strive to be the best version of myself I can be. My experiences in the past are a huge driving force behind everything I do. Mistakes are only total failures if you do not learn from them.
I try to be kind, considerate, and understanding as much and as often as possible. I do my best to treat people in a way that I'd like to be treated, and also make it a point to not treat people in ways I don't like to be treated.

I'm the kind of person that likes to enjoy someone's company, usually regardless of the activity at hand. Being able to enjoy silence with someone is a wonderful, comforting thing.

I'm probably what everyone would call a "hopeless romantic". I like doing cute - and grossly cute - things. ...But then I'll go and offset them with dumb or dirty jokes. Oops. :]
What I’m doing with my life
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I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.

I'm also looking to get into archery. Date to Queens Archery, anyone? :]

Maintaining my status as a Pokemon master

Current read: The Republic of Thieves (haven't actually started yet, still have a bit of a book hangover from reading Skin Game, by Jim Butcher)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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R.A Salvatore's Drizzt books, Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series, Starship Troopers, Stranger in a Strange Land, Harry Potter, The Lies of Locke Lamora/Gentlemen Bastards series, Dresden Files series

Star Wars, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Arrow, Comic-book movies, tons of different anime, Comedy movies, The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)

Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor, Ensiferum; Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black Mill. I also listen to Tech N9ne and some guys on the Strange Music label (though not actively or often at all to be honest), and I love video game music/chip tune
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things. Tweaking things on my workout routine, how much I hate both the heat and wearing a suit and how I have to deal with both at work, when I can next get an iced coffee, Oreo pancakes (I make some really good fucking Oreo pancakes, let me tell you)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing hockey, lifting, painting, or just hanging around with a beer and video games. I'm off work Thursday and Friday nights, so, the schedule for those days is easily changeable to whatever I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Of course if you'd like to get to know me better.
Or, if maybe you're interested in heading to a museum, or making the trip out to Queens Archery for an archery lesson. After a bit of conversation, of course.

You wanna have a Pokemon battle. Seriously. I've been challenged by one person so far. I won. :P
You're as excited for Hyper Light Drifter as I am