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Nòx_Nòctis17

25 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Mike. :]
Before I say anything else...if I've been to your profile multiple times at random intervals, it's because I'm an awful person and completely forgot if I'd been to your profile before or not, and I'm terribly sorry for it.

I'm fairly smart, confident, and hard working. I find myself pretty funny; my humor comes from really awful dad jokes and puns, dirty jokes, and apparently drier-than-dry humor. I'm a pretty nice mixture of typical quiet introvert and "that dude is fucking nuts". I like it like that.

In life, I strive to be the best version of myself I can be. My experiences in the past are a huge driving force behind everything I do. Mistakes are only total failures if you do not learn from them.
I try to be kind, considerate, and understanding as much and as often as possible. I do my best to treat people in a way that I'd like to be treated, and also make it a point to not treat people in ways I don't like to be treated.

I'm the kind of person that likes to enjoy someone's company, usually regardless of the activity at hand. Being able to enjoy silence with someone is a wonderful, comforting thing. That said, I do prefer nights in cuddling on the couch watching something or playing video games, maybe with a couple of beers or some such thing. But going out is by no means something I'm against. I actually probably don't do it enough, and wouldn't mind someone that can get me out and about a little more often. :]

That all said, I'm what everyone would call a "hopeless romantic". I like doing cute - and grossly cute - things, and off-setting them with dirty jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.

I'm also looking to get into archery. Date to Queens Archery, anyone? :]

Maintaining my status as a Pokemon master

Current read: The Republic of Thieves (haven't actually started yet, still have a bit of a book hangover from reading Skin Game, by Jim Butcher)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Ayn Rand stuff, R.A Salvatore's Drizzt books, Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series as well as Law of Nines, Starship Troopers, Stranger in a Strange Land, Harry Potter, The Lies of Locke Lamora/gentlemen bastards series, Dresden Files series

Movies/Shows:
Star Wars, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Arrow, Comic-book movies, tons of different anime, Comedy movies, The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)

Music:
Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor, Ensiferum; Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black Mill. I also listen to Tech N9ne and some guys on the Strange Music label (though not actively or often at all to be honest), and I love video game music/chip tune
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of things. Tweaking things on my workout routine, how much I hate both the heat and wearing a suit and how I have to deal with both at work, when I can next get an iced coffee, Oreo pancakes
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing hockey, lifting, painting, or just hanging around with a beer and video games. I'm off work Thursday and Friday nights, so, the schedule for those days is easily changeable to whatever I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Of course if you'd like to get to know me better.
Or, if maybe you're interested in heading to a museum, or making the trip out to Queens Archery for an archery lesson. After a bit of conversation, of course.

You wanna have a Pokemon battle. Seriously. I've been challenged by one person so far. I won. :P
You're as excited for Hyper Light Drifter as I am