Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey!, I'm Mike.
I'm mostly introverted, but at the same time I can be quite the
boisterous clown. I really enjoy days/nights in, cuddling with a
video game or movie. Though, I also enjoy days/nights out. I love
taking long trips on the subway, and very much enjoy roller/ice
skating, parks, zoos, museums, and the like. I enjoy romance and
throw-up-in-your-mouth cute shit. I'm an extremely sappy, extremely
nerdy loser who wants to hold your hand at the zoo or while ice
skating. Go ahead. Laugh. :[
There's more to that last big sentence but it's rather
inappropriate and unnecessary. :P
I'm looking to bring fun, happiness, security, and love to a
potential relationship based on trust, respect, friendship,
communication, and understanding.
I'm a power lifter, I play hockey, and I can be pretty crafty with
my hands, as well as a pen/brush when I stop being a lazy shit
I try to be as kind and understanding as possible. I believe in
individualism and equality for *all* individuals. I do dry humor
and sarcasm perpendicularly.
Ideally, I'd like to find an equal to grow and enjoy life with,
that can also be my best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night
through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I
sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.
When I'm not working, my time is usually occupied by either the
gym, playing hockey at a local league, or video games. When it
comes to fitness/the gym, I'm a power lifter. I'm pretty strong for
someone my size.
Stats: 380lbs Squat, 435lbs Deadlift, 245lbs* Bench
*I've recently had shoulder surgery after almost a year of dealing
with a shoulder injury. I'm just getting most of my strength back,
and anything involving my arm/shoulder is going to take a while to
Current book: ugh I have a list of like 10 and I'm too lazy to
start any of them
Current comic: New 52 Nightwing, on issue 17
Current shows: A bunch of terrible anime garbage, you don't want to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
's Sword of Truth
Stranger in a Strange
Lies of Locke Lamora
The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)
Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor,
Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black
I like Tech N9ne and Ces Cru as well. Trying to get into some of
the other guys on Tech's label, Strange Music.
I'm a huge Nintendo fanboy. Zelda, Smash (I play competitive
Project M!), Mega Man, Castlevania, Pokemon. Assassin's Creed, Dead
Space, Halo, Uncharted, Transistor (oh my god this game), FEZ, and
a few others are absolute favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Like, all the time. More specifically, though, dessert.
Cheesecake. Brownies. Oreo pancakes. Ugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
, or just hanging
around with a beer and video games. Occasionally out to dinner and
drinks with friends. I'm off work Thursday and Friday nights, so,
the schedule for those days is easily changeable to whatever I
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Sometimes starting conversations on here can be a little weird and
awkward, I know, but. I'm attracted to confidence; girls that have
no problem going after what they want. It's sexy as f. That
said...I will not respond to just "likes".
So, some help with messaging me, if you need it:
-If you'd like to nerd out about comics, video games, a book we've
both read, or some tv show/anime.
-You're interested in forgoing having a conversation on here before
meeting, and would like to hit up Dave and Busters, or a museum, or
go ice skating before it gets too warm, or some such thing like
-You play Pokemon and would like to have a battle. I'm currently
2-0 on OkC. :]
I don't ignore messages.
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