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26 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey!, I'm Mike.

I'm mostly introverted, but at the same time I can be quite the boisterous clown. I really enjoy days/nights in, cuddling with a video game or movie. Though, I also enjoy days/nights out. I love taking long trips on the subway, and very much enjoy roller/ice skating, parks, zoos, museums, and the like. I enjoy romance and throw-up-in-your-mouth cute shit. I'm an extremely sappy, extremely nerdy loser who wants to hold your hand at the zoo or while ice skating. Go ahead. Laugh. :[
There's more to that last big sentence but it's rather inappropriate and unnecessary. :P

I'm looking to bring fun, happiness, security, and love to a potential relationship based on trust, respect, friendship, communication, and understanding.

I'm a power lifter, I play hockey, and I can be pretty crafty with my hands, as well as a pen/brush when I stop being a lazy shit about it.

I try to be as kind and understanding as possible. I believe in individualism and equality for *all* individuals. I do dry humor and sarcasm perpendicularly.

Ideally, I'd like to find an equal to grow and enjoy life with, that can also be my best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.

When I'm not working, my time is usually occupied by either the gym, playing hockey at a local league, or video games. When it comes to fitness/the gym, I'm a power lifter. I'm pretty strong for someone my size.
Stats: 395lbs Squat, 440lbs Deadlift, 225lbs Bench (I had shoulder surgery in October, and I'm finally getting all that strength back. I'll beat my old max of 245 in a few months, watch)

Current book: ugh I have a list of like 10 and I'm too lazy to start any of them
Current comic: New 52 Nightwing, on issue 17
Current shows: A bunch of terrible anime garbage, you don't want to know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
R.A Salvatore's Drizzt books
Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series
Starship Troopers
Stranger in a Strange Land
Harry Potter
The Lies of Locke Lamora/Gentlemen Bastards series
Dresden Files series

Star Wars
Doctor Who
Comic-book movies
Comedy movies
The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)

Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor, Ensiferum
Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black Mill.
I like Tech N9ne and Ces Cru as well. Trying to get into some of the other guys on Tech's label, Strange Music.

Video games:
I'm a huge Nintendo fanboy. Zelda, Smash (I play competitive Project M!), Mega Man, Castlevania, Pokemon. Assassin's Creed, Dead Space, Halo, Uncharted, Transistor (oh my god this game), FEZ, and a few others are absolute favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red Pandas
Italian food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Like, all the time. More specifically, though, dessert. Cheesecake. Brownies. Oreo pancakes. Ugh. I make great Oreo pancakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing hockey, lifting, painting, or just hanging around with a beer and video games. Occasionally out to dinner and drinks with friends. I'm off work Thursday and Friday nights, so, the schedule for those days is easily changeable to whatever I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Sometimes starting conversations on here can be a little weird and awkward, I know.
So, some help with messaging me, if you need it:

- If you'd like to nerd out about comics, video games, a book we've both read, or some tv show/anime. A nice conversation before meeting up would be cool, no?

- You're interested in forgoing having a conversation on here before meeting, and would like to hit up Dave and Busters, or a museum, or go...roller blading? I guess? I know you can go to indoor rinks and skate, or maybe hit up Central Park? Idk, Ice skating was here, but it's summer now, so.

- You play Pokemon and would like to have a battle. I'm currently 2-0 on OkC. :]

I don't ignore messages.