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25 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:34pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey!, I'm Mike.

I'm currently a doorman in Manhattan, enjoying my life and attempting to be the best I can be.

I've learned a lot over the years, through past mistakes, or failed relationships. I'm a confident, sappy, nerdy loser. I work hard, I play hard, and I enjoy being me. I try to be kind and understanding as much as possible. From my own experience of being in need, I know an ear and a shoulder go a long way. I believe in individuality. Being the best you that you can be. I believe in true freedom and equality for all individuals.

I might come across as a pretty serious person in writing, but the truth of it is, I'm a huge goofball just looking to have fun. I'm introverted with many extroverted days. It's a little hard to get that across in a self summary, though.

I enjoy romance and cute shit. You know. Flowers and ice skating. Pillow forts and video games. Pretending it was an accident that we ended up holding hands at the zoo. That kind of thing.

At the end of the day I've got my shit straight and a smile.
I'd like to find an equal in these things to grow and enjoy life with, that can also be my best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.

When I'm not working, my time is usually occupied by either the gym, playing hockey at a local league, or video games. When it comes to fitness/the gym, I'm a power lifter. I'm pretty strong for someone my size. I definitely don't look it, especially now that I had surgery in October. I hurt my shoulder last year in January. Before surgery I had a 435lbs deadlift, a 380lbs squat, and before I hurt my shoulder, I had a 260lbs bench press. Once I'm given the okay by my physical therapist and my surgeon, I really can't wait to get truly back into lifting and get my numbers back - and better.

Current book: The Way of Kings
Current comic: New 52 Nightwing, on issue 17
Current shows: A bunch of terrible anime garbage, you don't want to know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
R.A Salvatore's Drizzt books
Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series
Starship Troopers
Stranger in a Strange Land
Harry Potter
The Lies of Locke Lamora/Gentlemen Bastards series
Dresden Files series

Star Wars
Doctor Who
Comic-book movies
Comedy movies
The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)

Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor, Ensiferum
Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black Mill.
I like Tech N9ne and Ces Cru as well. Trying to get into some of the other guys on Tech's label, Strange Music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red Pandas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, Oreo pancakes (I make some really good fucking Oreo pancakes, let me tell you), cookies, brownies, OREO PIE

Also I have terrible profile pictures, what the fuck
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing hockey, lifting, painting, or just hanging around with a beer and video games. I'm off work Thursday and Friday nights, so, the schedule for those days is easily changeable to whatever I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
You should message me if
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If you'd like to nerd out about comics, video games, a book we've both read, or some tv show.

You wanna go to Dave & Buster's. I've never been and it seems fun. :]

You wanna have a Pokemon battle. Seriously. My OkC record is currently 2-0

Or any other reason, really. I don't ignore messages, so give it a shot!