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25 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:49pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I'm Mike. :]
Before I say anything else...if I've been to your profile multiple times at random intervals and haven't messaged you, it's because I'm an awful person and completely forgot if I'd been to your profile before or not, and I'm terribly sorry for it. Charming, I know.

So, moving on.
I'm smart, confident, funny, I've got a big heart, and I try my best to be considerate, understanding, and kind at all times. I work hard, play harder, and I'm always trying to improve myself and be the best me I can be. Such rhymes. I tend to be a bit shy at first, unfortunately. I'm an introvert that has (many) extroverted days.

I'm a nerdy, hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and thing for puns. I play video games and I stay away from fedoras. I hear if you put one of those on, it controls your mind!
What I’m doing with my life
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While the following about my job is true and I still have my job, I'm currently in an arm sling after receiving shoulder surgery. Had a type 4 SLAP tear. Surgery was a biceps tenodisis. So I'm off work for...probably 4-6 weeks and have NOTHING to do. Hope you don't mind walking around with a kinda muscular dude in an arm sling. :]

I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.

When I'm not at work I spend my time in the gym, playing roller hockey at the local "beer league", working on some creative project or another, reading books or a comic, or lazing around playing video games. And praying someone comes up with plans to get me out of the house. My friends are lame in that respect. :[

Current book: The Republic of Thieves, though I haven't started it yet.
Current comic: New 52 Nightwing, on issue 17
Current shows: Doctor Who season 8
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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R.A Salvatore's Drizzt books, Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series, Starship Troopers, Stranger in a Strange Land, Harry Potter, The Lies of Locke Lamora/Gentlemen Bastards series, Dresden Files series

Star Wars, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Arrow, Comic-book movies, tons of different anime, Comedy movies, The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)

Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor, Ensiferum; Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black Mill. I like Tech N9ne and Ces Cru as well. Trying to get into some of the other guys on Tech's label, Strange Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things. Tweaking things on my workout routine, how much I hate both the heat and wearing a suit and how I have to deal with both at work, when I can next get an iced coffee, Oreo pancakes (I make some really good fucking Oreo pancakes, let me tell you)

About how I have terrible profile pictures and need better ones, AND, whether or not I should just make a new profile to change my username, or spend the money on alist or whatever it is to do so. :|
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing hockey, lifting, painting, or just hanging around with a beer and video games. I'm off work Thursday and Friday nights, so, the schedule for those days is easily changeable to whatever I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
You should message me if
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If you'd like to nerd out about comics, or video games, or some tv show. Or perhaps one of your own hobbies that you love talking about; I'd love to hear about something you enjoy doing with your life. Passion for something is attractive as f

You wanna have a Pokemon battle. Seriously. My OkC record is currently 1-0