Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey!, I'm Mike.
I'm currently a doorman in Manhattan, enjoying my life and
attempting to be the best I can be.
While I'm mostly introverted, I'm a giant fucking clown, and there
are plenty of times where I need to get out and do something. I
enjoy museums, I love the zoo/aquarium (though I'm morally on the
fence about them, wanna talk about it?), ice/roller skating, and
generally just "adventuring" around town. Not too into bars/clubs,
but I'm not against going and having a couple of drinks. Helps if
it's a barcade type, though I've never been to one. I also enjoy
romance and throw-up-in-your-mouth cute shit. I'm a sappy,
extremely nerdy loser. Go ahead. Laugh. :[
I'm a power lifter, I play hockey, and I can be pretty crafty when
I stop being a lazy pos about it. I believe in giving people the
benefit of the doubt, I believe in forgiveness, I believe in trying
to understand another's perspective. I try to be as kind and
understanding as possible. I believe in individualism and equality
for *all* individuals. I do dry humor and sarcasm
At the end of the day I'm just a dude looking to have fun and enjoy
life. I've got my shit straight and a positive, confident outlook
on life. ... ...With a healthy bit of cynicism.
Ideally, I'd like to find an equal to grow and enjoy life with,
that can also be my best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 11pm - 7am as a doorman at 59th & Lex, Saturday night
through Wednesday night. I often get asked about when and how I
sleep, so. I'm usually in bed by 9am, and awake by 2pm.
When I'm not working, my time is usually occupied by either the
gym, playing hockey at a local league, or video games. When it
comes to fitness/the gym, I'm a power lifter. I'm pretty strong for
someone my size. I definitely don't look it, especially now that I
had surgery in October. I hurt my shoulder last year in January.
Before surgery I had a 435lbs deadlift, a 380lbs squat, and before
I hurt my shoulder, I had a 260lbs bench press. I was recently
given the okay to start easing back into things. I'm really
excited, and I feel really good about finally being able to pick up
some of the pieces of my my life and start putting them back
Current book: The Way of Kings
Current comic: New 52 Nightwing, on issue 17
Current shows: A bunch of terrible anime garbage, you don't want to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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's Sword of Truth
Stranger in a Strange
Lies of Locke Lamora
The Time Traveler's Wife (don't ask)
Heavy metal stuff like Insomnium, Dark Tranquillity, Be'Lakor,
Trance and trancestep like Above & Beyond, Seven Lions, Black
I like Tech N9ne and Ces Cru as well. Trying to get into some of
the other guys on Tech's label, Strange Music.
I'm a huge Nintendo fanboy. Zelda, Smash (I play competitive
Project M!), Mega Man, Castlevania, Pokemon. Assassin's Creed, Dead
Space, Halo, Uncharted, Transistor (oh my god this game), FEZ, and
a few others are absolute favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why guys feel the need to berate and ostracize "nerdy women". It's
Food. Like, all the time. More specifically, though, dessert.
Cheesecake. Brownies. Oreo pancakes. Ugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
, or just hanging
around with a beer and video games. I'm off work Thursday and
Friday nights, so, the schedule for those days is easily changeable
to whatever I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with
Ask me. It's actually kind of embarrassing, lol.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you'd like to nerd out about comics, video games, a book we've
both read, or some tv show.
You wanna go to Dave & Buster's. I've never been and it seems
You wanna have a Pokemon battle. Seriously. My OkC record is
You are Cassandra Pentaghast
You play Ingress
Or any other reason, really. I don't ignore messages, so give it a
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