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30 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary


My wife and I have an awesome, open, and, unfortunately, currently long-distance relationship.

Basically I'm in the market for a 'real' relationship that is local to me. Ideally you would also be polyamorous and already have a primary partner, or at least be Super OK with this kind of lifestyle.

ANYWAY, about me: I'm laid back, but with a sharp sense of humor and a tendency toward being a cynic. I've also got an always-on sense of curiosity, and I try to contain it, but it's easy for me to just blurt out something like 'I wonder if hermit crabs have gills?!' apropos of nothing.

Good conversation is, over anything else, what I most enjoy. Although a bad movie shared in good company can be a close second.

My interests are all over the place, so I'm comfortable with most topics (aside from sports I guess), and I love to talk to anyone who is passionate about a subject.

Being interesting, and being interested in things are my most valued traits.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing a PhD in physics.

Other than that: I make stuff, I program computers. I try to stay healthy.

I've got no definite plans for the future. Just a set of outcomes I find preferable. Currently I'm kind of surfing the probabilities / sensing the tao / whatever.
I’m really good at
I am, technically speaking, a world class hacker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have a nice voice and a satisfying laugh.

Aside from that someone usually blurts out what I do, so they end up noticing that I'm smart (or at least do something smart).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a voracious consumer of cyberpunk fiction in all media types. I've got a weakness for the stuff.

TV-wise, take all the shows that are generally agreed to be good by people with taste, and then knock that down by a factor of 2. The only way to keep this topic even mildly interesting is to not list stuff. Although I will say that lately I like detective and crime dramas.

I listen to all kinds of music, but am picky as hell about it. If that makes sense.

My diet is low-sugar/low-carb. So: !pizza and !ice cream. I'm thinking about splurging on some sushi for my birthday, but I'm leery of tickling the dragon's tail, haha.
The six things I could never do without
10 megabits per second or more
My puggle (she's a rescue, if that's a Thing you care about)
A challenging project
Learning new things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I walk around with my Early-90s-Eyes on a lot so I can go "whoaaahh... the future!" It's very entertaining.

"Resting bitch face" is a horrible and poisonous idea. You don't owe it to anyone to look as attractive as possible 24/7 and the expectation is sickening.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in, reading, learning French, programming, playing some old video game, watching star trek, or all of the above.

I do still Go Out With People, obviously, but this rarely happens consistently on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm currently (since spring 2012) trying to watch all the Star Trek. So far I've finished The Next Generation, DS9, Voyager (ugh), the Original Series, Enterprise, and The Animated Series. Currently doing a victory lap through the movies.

I must do it because it is there to do. It is my Everest.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
*you want someone to play oldass video games with

*you're in the market for a default hangout buddy

*you like bad movies

*вы бы хотели практиковать ваш русский

Feel free to IM me, if you like. I'm usually pretty bored.