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30 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:52pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Open relationship
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My wife and I have an awesome, open, and, unfortunately, currently long-distance relationship.

Basically I'm in the market for a 'real' relationship that is local to me. Ideally you would also be polyamorous and already have a primary partner, or at least be Super OK with this kind of lifestyle.

ANYWAY, about me: I'm laid back, but with a sharp sense of humor and a tendency toward being a cynic. I've also got an always-on sense of curiosity, and I try to contain it, but it's easy for me to just blurt out something like 'I wonder if hermit crabs have gills?!' apropos of nothing.

Good conversation is, over anything else, what I most enjoy. Although a bad movie shared in good company can be a close second.

My interests are all over the place, so I'm comfortable with most topics (aside from sports I guess), and I love to talk to anyone who is passionate about a subject.

Being interesting, and being interested in things are my most valued traits.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing a PhD in physics. It is about Space Stuff.

Other than that: I make things, I program computers. I try to stay healthy. I lost a lot of weight a couple years ago so my life still has a lot of residual focus there.

I've got no definite plans for the future. Just a set of outcomes I find preferable. Currently I'm kind of surfing the probabilities / sensing the tao / whatever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am, technically speaking, a world class hacker.

I'm also fairly funny under the right laboratory conditions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I have a nice voice and a satisfying laugh.

Aside from that someone usually mentions what I do, so they end up noticing that I'm smart (or at least *do* something smart).

My vocabulary is kinda large and I'm pretty bad at code switching out of it. So I end some saying stuff like 'that's fuckin egregious' lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a lot of things that other people and critics like. That's not interesting. Here's some more out of the way stuff:

Kim Stanley Robinson's Red/Green/Blue Mars books are for me what Atlas Shrugged is for other (terrible) people. It made me 100% sure that politically I'm what's called a "libertarian socialist." Look it up. Noam Chomsky is one.

I like mundane sci-fi. Robot & Frank and Her were good examples.
My favorite bad movie is a TNT made-for-TV one called Pirates of Silicon Valley about the early days of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. It is lovely.

Peep Show is probably my favorite episodic comedy ever.
A certifiably bad show that I like is Continuum on Syfy. It's a Canadian show about a cop from the future. Yup.

Lately I really, really, really like this AMC show that no one''s watching called Halt & Catch Fire

Penguin Cafe Orchestra, The Wild Tchoupitoulas, Starcadian,
and this youtube guy's bizarro-world TV show themes (worth your time)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
10 megabits per second or more
My puggle (she's a rescue, if that's a Thing you care about)
A challenging project
Learning new things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I walk around with my Early-90s-Eyes on a lot so I can go "whoaaahh... the future!" It's very entertaining.

How to be my own boss and start my own company... then feeling embarrassed about such Ayn Rand-ian flights of fancy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in, reading, learning French, programming, playing some old video game, watching star trek, or all of the above.

I do still Go Out With People, obviously, but this rarely happens consistently on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm currently (since spring 2012) trying to watch all the Star Trek. So far I've finished The Next Generation, DS9, Voyager (ugh), the Original Series, Enterprise, and The Animated Series. Currently doing a victory lap through the movies.

I must do it because it is there to do. It is my Everest.
You should message me if
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*you want someone to play oldass video games with

*you're in the market for a default hangout buddy

*you like bad movies

*вы бы хотели практиковать ваш русский