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N1tris

26 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Sep 24, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey.

I'm a geeky, easy going, cider drinking radiator cleverly disguised as a bearded human that laughs a lot.

If you don't like beards you'd better move on. I very rarely don't have at least some kind of facial hair.

When I said above about me being a radiator disguised as a human... I genuinely am. My body temperature is higher than the average human, and its always been that way.
This has its benefits:
- I have warm hands. ;)
- I rarely need a coat/jacket and often end up carrying it around rather than wearing it. Also means it gets offered and loaned out a lot.
- I can warm you and the bed up no matter how cold the weather may be.
- I like cold hands and toes on me. It cools me down, and cooling down is relaxing.
- Snuggle with me and I'll keep you warm. 100% guarantee or your money back. :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a mortgage on a flat in the suburbs and a good job up town. Pretty standard stuff but hey. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Cheering people up.
- Listening.
- Making stupid jokes and laughing at them.
- Fixing computers.
- Being a computer game geek.
- Sleeping. I like sleeping. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard and/or my ponytail.
I can grow a full on 'manly man' beard and often do.
I've had long hair since my college days. It got so long a few months ago that it reached my butt. It started giving me neck pains though because my hair is pretty thick and heavy.
So, I've recently cut it to about the middle of my back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could make a wall of text, but that wouldn't tell you much, and you're probably not going to read everything. So I'll keep these lists short.
Suffice to say these lists are barely scratching the surface.

Books: Ender's Game, Dune, LOTR, Bravo Two Zero.

Movies: Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Studio Ghibli's Nausicaa, Zombieland, Chronicles of Riddik, Airplane.

Shows: Topgear, Firefly, Whose line is it anyway, Stargate.

Music: ZZ Top, Daft Punk, In Flames, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Five Finger Death Punch, Pendulum, Enter Shikari, Gorillaz, Machinae Supremacy, Halestorm, Pink Floyd.

Food: Italian, English, Indian, Mexican... I'll eat anything, except Mussels.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Happiness.
- My friends.
- Something to do.
- Air.
- Water.
- Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- How long before its payday.
- If people think I'm funnier and/or smarter than I actually am.
- My Zombie Apocalypse survival plan.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't into babyfaced boys that like rubbish music, and act, dress, and talk like prats!

If you like to laugh, are looking for someone who gives great hugs, and is easy to get on with, then drop me a line. :D

You should absolutely message me if I message you! :P