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N1tris

26 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey.

I'm a geeky, easy going, cider fueled radiator cleverly disguised as a bearded human.

If you don't like beards you'd better move on. I very rarely don't have at least some kind of facial hair.

When I said above about me being a radiator disguised as a human... I really am.
- I'm almost always warm, and prefer cold weather.
- I have warm hands. ;)
- I rarely need a coat/jacket.
- I like cold hands and toes on me. It cools me down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a mortgage on a flat in the suburbs and a good job up town. Pretty standard stuff. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making stupid jokes and laughing at them.
- Fixing computers.
- Being a computer game geek.
- Sleeping. I like sleeping. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard and/or my ponytail.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- How long before its payday.
- If people think I'm funnier and/or smarter than I actually am.
- My Zombie Apocalypse survival plan.