N1tris
27 London, UK
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My self-summary
Hey.

I'm a geeky, easy going, cider fueled radiator cleverly disguised as a bearded human.

If you don't like beards you'd better move on. I very rarely don't have at least some kind of facial hair.

When I said above about me being a radiator disguised as a human... I really am.
- I'm almost always warm, and prefer cold weather.
- I have warm hands. ;)
- I rarely need a coat/jacket.
- I like cold hands and toes on me. It cools me down.
What I’m doing with my life
I've got a mortgage on a flat in the suburbs and a good job up town. Pretty standard stuff. :)
I’m really good at
- Making stupid jokes and laughing at them.
- Fixing computers.
- Being a computer game geek.
- Sleeping. I like sleeping. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard and/or my ponytail.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How long before its payday.
- If people think I'm funnier and/or smarter than I actually am.
- My Zombie Apocalypse survival plan.
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