I'm a geeky, easy going, cider drinking radiator cleverly disguised as a bearded human that laughs a lot.
If you don't like beards you'd better move on. I very rarely don't have at least some kind of facial hair.
When I said above about me being a radiator disguised as a human... I genuinely am. My body temperature is higher than the average human, and its always been that way.
This has its benefits:
- I have warm hands. ;)
- I rarely need a coat/jacket and often end up carrying it around rather than wearing it. Also means it gets offered and loaned out a lot.
- I can warm you and the bed up no matter how cold the weather may be.
- I like cold hands and toes on me. It cools me down, and cooling down is relaxing.
- Snuggle with me and I'll keep you warm. 100% guarantee or your money back. :D