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29 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French

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My self-summary
I am... a highly-empathic, ambitious-but-down-to-earth would-be-entrepreneur with a non-negotiable love of polysyllabic-hyphenates.
What I’m doing with my life
I once heard someone say that software is the modern gold rush, except there's actually gold there. I think that person is right.
I’m really good at
Lots of things! Basically anything I set my mind to...

Things like:

Geometry Wars
Remembering funny quotes
Critiquing HBO shows
Losing things
Logic puzzles
Making lists
Crossing things off lists
Making other people smile
Snood. I'm a world champion at Snood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm outgoing and funny, and I try to always have something interesting to say. That, or the fact that I'm extremely very pale.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like high fiction mostly, with the occasional political critique like a Michael Lewis. Science fiction of course - Dune, etc. but generally literature with a message. I just finished White Noise - gotta love those post moderns. And comics!

Movies: I watch a lot of movies. I can talk about them for days. Although I'd have to say my favorite of all time is The Princess Bride, I can appreciate the heights of the medium: Lynch, Polanski, Kubrick, and modern greatness: Aronofsky, Jonze, Whedon.

T.V.: I also have great taste in TV. The obvious ones like Breaking Bad and True Detective, and the hidden gems like Orphan Black and Rick & Morty. Buffy, however, will always have a special place in my heart.

Music: I was classically trained in piano and voice for more than a decade, so I am all over the place when it comes to music. Andrew Bird, Jack White, Rachmaninoff, Sleigh Bells, Pretty Lights, Minus the Bear, YACHT, The Mountain Goats, lots of stuff. Anything that's good.

Food: The spicier, the better. However, I'm on a mission to try out every restaurant in Manhattan. I won't argue if you offer to meet up with me for the first time at Per Se.
The six things I could never do without
Well, the Internet of course. And my PS3. Philosophical discourse. My Chase Preferred Sapphire travel card. Spotify. Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The relative strength of modal claims and how they relate to time travel with regard to its metaphysical possibility, specifically whether the four dimensionalist theory of objects is good enough to satisfy the grandfather paradox. Among other philosophical things... And physics. And what it means to be alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching Netflix. Saturday nights, however, are a different story...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a dark past. As a result I am stronger, happier, and better equipped to deal with adversity than most.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're quirky weird and fun and you love cartoons and the internet but you also *HAVE SOCIAL SKILLS* and are looking for a meaningful connection with an equal human being in this fucked up, crazy world.

You noticed that in the above sentence I failed to use an Oxford comma. It irks you privately, but you accept and admire my stylistic choice.

You're really, really smart and like talking about things that normal people don't like talking about for fear of stepping on someone's toes.

You're not looking for someone to watch animal porn with you and your girlfriend who's cool with it.