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NARFINGTON

26 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Are you looking for a guy who's driven, focused, and know's what he wants in life? Well then look elsewhere, you won't find it here!

I'm am the great Lord Narfibald Narfchester von Narfington! At least on the internet. I like fine hats, fine cats, and cheap rum! Oooh, and video games. I really like video games! All kinds, except for sports games and racing games, unless they are of the Mario variety. I would describe the manner in which I play video games as hardcore casual, meaning I play a lot but I could give a crap less what my kill-death ratio is or how good I am. All in all I'm a big nerd (and another brick in the wall).

My other hobbies include history and philosophy. So if you want to hear about how the french were actually not cowards in WW2 or if you want to get in a silly argument about the meaning of life, then I can do that too.

I finally got my own place, but we'll see how long that lasts what with the soaring rent prices and stagnating wages.

Now for the honest bits:

I have the Asperger's syndrome. I wish it were spelled Ass Burgers though. Then people would think I crap Big Macs. But no, its not that awesome. It just means I'm socially awkward, but I make it work with confidence and a touch of creativity. And sometimes it feels like I live in my head and only exist in the real world....if that makes any sense. Also I dropped out of college, but you can contact me if you really want that story.

Now back to the fun bits. I like animals! I have a cat named Misty! She's fun and good natured, but sometimes forgets she has claws. I like dogs too, but they're harder and more expensive to take care of than cats. I also like hats! I have a collection of 14 and looking to add more. You can see some in my pictures! Oh and this might seem a bit weird, but I think its really awesome when a woman can rock a really short hair cut (think Annie Lennox in "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" music video. And thats about it for this part. And hey! I kept the wall of text from getting too high! HIGH FIVE!
What I’m doing with my life
Haha. Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaa. Tell me...do I honestly look like I know what i'm doing with my life?
I’m really good at
Thinking deeply, though sometimes I think that's a sickness. Also have a habit for being inappropriate. Most of the time its funny, but sometimes I screw up and for that I apologize.
The first things people usually notice about me
This is a stupid question. How am I supposed to know? I'm not other people! Silly website.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music- Does it have a repetitive electronic beat and a robot voice telling me to destroy society? Then I'll take it! Specific artists include Armin Van Buuren, Above & Beyond, Oceanlab (they're Above & Beyond + Justine Suissa), Covenant, Assemblage23, Hixxy, S3RL, Recon, Scott Brown, Darude, Ferry Corsten, DJ Neophyte, Daft Punk, and the list goes on. Ooh Rammstein!

Books- Fantasy series are fun. Favs include:

Wheel of Time series
Sword of Truth series
Hobbit + Lord of the Rings
The Shannara books

Also enjoy non fiction sometimes. Mainly history and philosophy.

Movies- I don't really watch many movies. I mean i'm up for them, but, well I don't know, I honestly can't think of any favorites off the top of my head.

Shows-This mainly consists of anime. Yeah I might be part weeaboo:

Cowboy Bebop
Chrono Crusade
Outlaw Star
Gurren Lagan
Fullmetal Alchemist (both original and brotherhood)
Samurai Champloo
Trinity Blood
Tenchi Muyo & Tenchi Universe

Food, really anything. Hate green beans, and I'm not a big fan of sushi.
The six things I could never do without
1. Video Games
2. The internet and access to it
3. My cat Misty(atleast when she's not clawing things she's not supposed to).
4. Hats!
5. Rum. Its fun to drink!
6. Tea. For when I'm not drinking rum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I bother with all this being alive crap. I mean, is it really worth having to deal with all this eating, drinking, breathing and finding fulfillment?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing video games, I need to get out more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You know, I never really know how to answer this one. I mean, I have so many dirty little secrets that I want to tell. On the other hand I don't want to just give away the best stuff. Sooo I think I'll be a bastard and say, "You'll have to ask me!"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know what? Message me for any reason at all. I don't care if you live near me, or half way around the world. Even if you don't think you have anything interesting to say. My only request is that you aren't a spambot who wants to preach to me about the merits of generic viagra. Oh and if you want me to say something interesting, give me something to work with.