I'm am the great Lord Narfibald Narfchester von Narfington! At least on the internet. I like fine hats, fine cats, and cheap rum! Oooh, and video games. I really like video games! All kinds, except for sports games and racing games, unless they are of the Mario variety. I would describe the manner in which I play video games as hardcore casual, meaning I play a lot but I could give a crap less what my kill-death ratio is or how good I am. All in all I'm a big nerd (and another brick in the wall).
My other hobbies include history and philosophy. So if you want to hear about how the french were actually not cowards in WW2 or if you want to get in a silly argument about the meaning of life, then I can do that too.
I finally got my own place, but we'll see how long that lasts what with the soaring rent prices and stagnating wages.
Now for the honest bits:
I have the Asperger's syndrome. I wish it were spelled Ass Burgers though. Then people would think I crap Big Macs. But no, its not that awesome. It just means I'm socially awkward, but I make it work with confidence and a touch of creativity. And sometimes it feels like I live in my head and only exist in the real world....if that makes any sense. Also I dropped out of college, but you can contact me if you really want that story.
Now back to the fun bits. I like animals! I have a cat named Misty! She's fun and good natured, but sometimes forgets she has claws. I like dogs too, but they're harder and more expensive to take care of than cats. I also like hats! I have a collection of 14 and looking to add more. You can see some in my pictures! Oh and this might seem a bit weird, but I think its really awesome when a woman can rock a really short hair cut (think Annie Lennox in "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" music video. And thats about it for this part. And hey! I kept the wall of text from getting too high! HIGH FIVE!