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  • Ages 18-30
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Last online
Oct 29
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on University
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Patrick!
*insert cliché filled self-summary here*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the vape industry, and between my two companies I don't get a tremendous amount of free time. However, when I do get free time, I'm always down for a day trip to random ass places, concerts, and craft beer crawls. Nature shit is fun too; I'm usually running/biking somewhere.

Full disclosure: there might be week-long periods where I'm busy as hell due to work and this whole adult thing. Bear with me (or bare with me, depending on your inclination haha).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If my business cards could say what I wanted them to, it would have my name followed by:

"I sell vapes, motherfucker!"

But seriously though. I'm pretty good with my words and my writing. I'm ok with my music. I suck at relationships. Two out of three ain't bad, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile. Like, a lot. It's kind of weird I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read, although recently the time to do so has eluded me. As far as music's concerned, I'll listen to anything. Music is a pure audible expression of emotion. I have a very eclectic taste in music, haha.

Flux Pavilion, Delta Heavy, Nero, Conspirator, Die Antwoord, Led Zeppelin, Slightly Stoopid, Pantera, Machine Gun Kelly, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime, Johnny Cash, Nina Simone, Adele, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, John Mayer, Atmosphere, Tech N9ne, Rittz, Ces Cru, Macklemore, Brother Ali, Kendrick Lamar, Bob Marley, The Expendables, (old) Red Hot Chili Peppers

American Beauty, American History X, Ip Man, Dazed & Confused, Equilibrium, Degenerate Art, Limitless, Charlie Bartlett, Jesus H. Christ, Warrior, Bunraku, Zombieland, The Man From Earth, Ink, Let the Right One In, Killing Bono (just a few of the movies I've watched on netflix recently, haha)

T.v. Shows
Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, The League, South Park, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Futurama, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Law&Order: SVU, Lie to Me, House, Rescue Me, Monk, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show

"A Song of Ice & Fire" by George R. R. Martin, "Lamb" by Christopher Moore, Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky, "Into the Wild" by Jon Krakauer, "The Outsiders" and "Tex" by S.E. Hinton, "Scar Tissue" by Anthony Kiedis, "First Blood" by David Morrell, the "Ender's Game" series by Orson Scott Card, and a bunch of others I honestly can't remember in my sleep-deprived state haha.

Katt Williams, Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Norton, D.L. Hughley, Daniel Tosh, Russell Brand, Ralphie May, Gabriel Iglesias, Ron White, John Oliver, Jeff Dunham, Zach Galifianakis
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Everythings relative; I've had to start over from square one so many times I've realized most shit really doesn't matter. That being said, I reeeeeally like having a nice pair of running shoes, my vape, a few good books, music, and a cold beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. Where I'm going, where I've been, and why we all do the things we do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually closing down the shop after a cloud comp and then going out for some drinks! Or sleep. Sleep is pretty awesome too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Prison is really just a really bad summer camp.
You should message me if
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You build.
You have tattoos (I'm a sucker for tattoos that match your personality)
You like to just go on random walks in the middle of the night
You're cool with someone who's got a pretty crazy schedule

You have any clue who said this:

"Sunshine, sunshine is fine
I feel it in my skin, warming up my mind
Sometime's you gotta give in to win
I love the days when it shines, oh let it shine"