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31 M Saint Petersburg, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I haven't been a lot of places in the world but I've been a lot of places in life. I'm not simple but I don't complicate the lives of others.

These are my adjectives: dauntless, loyal, honest but not cruel, unorthodox, quirky, affectionate and gracious but cynical.
What I’m doing with my life
I exist in the straight-world, doing straight-world things, like going to college and working at jobs. I'm practical like that but I usually end up doing things that really enrich my life and my understanding. But I'm an artist first and foremost, mainly in writing and visual arts these days. It's pretty important to me and I'm making strides in my community.

Currently a double-major at USFSP, working on History and Criminology. I've got ambitions for a doctorate.
The first things people usually notice about me
This guy ran up to me while I was getting a chocolate shake at Dairy Inn and he said "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" and told me I was straight out of the 80s.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Top three favorite fiction books: Exile and the Kingdom by Albert Camus, The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk.


Here are two: Twelve Monkeys and Buffalo 66.


Battlestar Galactica (reboot), Breaking Bad, Mad Men, House, LEXX, Doctor Who, Absolutely Fabulous, House, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret.


Music is super important to me. Here's three songs:

I really like experimental music, darker jazz music, industrial, post-punk and/or goth. I don't have any major prejudices against music except for modern Nashville country music and really materialistic rap.


Pretty much anything except for lettuce, non-caramelized onions, bell peppers, bananas, pineapple, frogs, and octopus. I can't deal with pickles and this complicates my tuna-melt loving life.
The six things I could never do without
Manners and showers.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Propaganda, how to build the perfect Athenian civilization, how to get my writing to read like how I would really say it without making it seem mundane.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't drink a whole lot but I do like to have drinks with friends. Dive bars are where it's at and I've been known to tear it up. Though half the time I'm probably doing something that interests me, alone, and I'm cool with that.

I'm not a very needy person when it comes to others but "loner" would be a bad description. Homebody is a good description. So is "outsider." I still have lots of friends. In any case, what I'm saying is people that are really high-strung are my definition of high-maintenance.

But don't get me wrong, I do like to go out, explore, walk around the city with my partner or a close friend, and occasionally go to a club like The Castle and watch the people do depressing Tai Chi moves. Not gonna lie, I join in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My intellectual interests are pretty outlandish. For instance, I'm something of an expert on occult religious movements of the 20th century.

I mostly listen to classical piano music like Satie, Debussy, and Chopin. That makes me sound dour and smug, smug, smug.

My hair is all thinning and stuff but I don't really care.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm not looking to rush wildly out of control into some psychotic marriage that gets annulled in two months time.

"Good news everyone!" - Hubert Farnsworth

I am, however, looking for that life relationship. I'm ready to invest myself into that. I don't think it's something that falls into your lap but something you have to make happen with the right conditions. The executives at Disney have just deployed an assassin to my location, I'm sure.

Whether that life relationship consists of you and me remains to be seen, of course, but let's at least be on the same page: this is a good thing to be working towards in a proactive way. The words "take it slow" sketch me out because I think "take it the right way" is the emotionally adjusted, "ready for this!" attitude to take.

If you can get down with an artsy outsider with a heart of gold you should go ahead and message me. Extra points if you're affectionate, compassionate, believe in fidelity, and you're intelligent but not horribly sarcastic and prickly to no end.

Please don't be a prude or a bigot.

Last but not least, I don't mean just as in "whips and chains" but I am a strong and dominant personality in general. I don't want someone constantly butting heads with me. I believe in equality, not sameness. I'm self-aware enough to realize where I fit on the traditional gender spectrum of things. I'm a head-of-the-household type of man. I am decidedly not a feminist but I am definitely not a misogynist. If you can get on with that then get in touch.