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NGkiwi

27 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Here's the short version.

Likes:
Banter. Wit. Sarcasm.
Intelligence. Kindness. Candor.
Rationality. Going with flows. Good grammar.
Thai food. Tony's Pizza. Wine.
Books. Mel Brooks movies. Good lyrics.
Reading. Writing. Singing. Hiking.
Perspective. Self awareness. Flannel pajamas.

Dislikes:
Paper cuts.
What I’m doing with my life
Would you believe me if I said I worked at a tech startup in the city?

You would? Oh wait, that's everyone? Weird.

But seriously. By weekday, working for a pretty sweet travel/adventure startup.

By other times and days - lotta things!

-Still exploring this super sweet city after two years here, so that's an endless source of entertainment
-Cooking meals that are far too complex
-Baking excessive amounts of things
-Hangin' with pals
-Drinking good drinks
-Hiking on the nice weather days
-Singing every so often
-Writing when I can

You know, the works.

Not nearly as exciting as my old job in Boston as a singing waitress on a boat, but hey... can't win 'em all.
I’m really good at
Randomly busting out ambiguous accents. Baking. Listening. Talking. Singing. Sarcasm. Hugs. Making people feel comfortable. Quoting entire movies. Singing along to entire musicals. Being a good friend (aww.) No but seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I assume my winning smile.

And a few minutes in, the fact that I'm a... I think it has most frequently been called "wise-ass." But, like... in a friendly way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmm...

Books: Unbearable Lightness of Being. My Antonia. Great Gatsby. The Princess Bride.

Movies: so many... The Philadelphia Story. The Princess Bride. All About Eve. Most things by Woody Allen and Mel Brooks. Star Wars. Back to the Future. Airplane. When Harry Met Sally.

Music: Ben Folds, Jamie Cullum, Esperanza Spalding, Tierney Sutton, Simon and Garfunkel... jazz, oldies, musicals.

TV: Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Summer Heights High, The Office, The Simpsons, New Girl

Food: All things. Thai (all day errrrday with some green curry), good cheeseburgers, Italian, Indian, Chinese, Japanese... I mean, let's get real. I love food and I'm pretty adventurous, so almost everything is fair game.
The six things I could never do without
A sense of humor.
Peanut sauce.
Friends near and far.
My journal.
Perspective.

And a solid pair of sweatpants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still giggle when I hear the word "fart."
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got a good head on your shoulders but don't take yourself too seriously. Bonus points if you can quote Eddie Izzard or Monty Python.