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28 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 11:22am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Strictly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the short version.

Banter. Wit. Sarcasm.
Intelligence. Kindness. Candor.
Rationality. Going with flows. Good grammar.
Thai food. Tony's Pizza. Wine.
Books. Mel Brooks movies. Good lyrics.
Reading. Writing. Singing. Hiking.
Perspective. Self awareness. Flannel pajamas.

Silicon Valley-specific buzzwords. Overcooked pasta. Paper cuts.

(And just gonna head ya off at the pass, here: no, the "kiwi" does not mean I am from New Zealand. I am from California.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Still exploring this city after three years here, so that's an endless source of entertainment. (To that end, I walk to my destinations whenever possible. Usually questionable on whether that was wise.)
-Cooking meals that are far too complex
-Baking excessive amounts of things
-Hangin' with pals
-Drinking good drinks
-Hiking on the nice weather days
-Singing every so often
-Writing when I can


After several years bouncing between various tech companies / start-ups, I finally made the move to a company that's - GASP! - been around for more than a decade. It's been quite the culture shock.

Still not nearly as exciting as my old job in Boston as a singing waitress on a boat, but hey... can't win 'em all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable. Listening. Talking. Singing. Sarcasm. Baking. Hugs. Quoting movies. Singing along to entire musicals. Being a good friend (aww.) No but seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I assume my winning smile.

And a few minutes in, the fact that I'm a... I think it has most frequently been called "wise-ass." But, like... in a friendly way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Unbearable Lightness of Being. My Antonia. Great Gatsby. The Princess Bride. Harry Potter.

Movies: so many... The Philadelphia Story. The Princess Bride. All About Eve. Most things by Woody Allen and Mel Brooks. Star Wars. Back to the Future. Airplane. When Harry Met Sally. The Big Lebowski.

Music: Ben Folds, Jamie Cullum, Esperanza Spalding, Tierney Sutton, Simon and Garfunkel... jazz, oldies, musicals.

TV: Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Summer Heights High, The Office, The Simpsons, New Girl

Food: All things. Thai (all day errrrday with some green curry), good burgers, Italian, Indian, Chinese, Japanese... I love food and I'm pretty adventurous, so almost everything is fair game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor.
Peanut sauce.
Friends near and far.
My journal.

And a solid pair of sweatpants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and pancakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I couldn't say my R's until I was 11.
You should message me if
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You've got a good head on your shoulders but don't take yourself too seriously. Bonus points if you can quote Eddie Izzard or Monty Python.