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NGkiwi

27 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a huge goofball. I love to laugh (and do so pretty easily), I love to write, and I'm always interested in getting to know new people. I am generally very rational, I don't get angry easily, and I can't hold a grudge against someone for the life of me (nor would I see the point in doing so). I am open and honest and appreciate those qualities in others.

I grew up in Los Angeles and I never intend to live there again.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I started as a writer in Boston. Then, surprise surprise, I realized it's hard to pay the rent with that nonsense and made the brilliant decision to wait tables on the side.

It sucked me in. Spent two years as a singing waitress on boat. Yes. That. Happened.

No, I did not sing the menu.

THEN I moved to San Francisco. So, naturally, the English major with limited tech skills wound up with a job in the tech industry. Duh.
I’m really good at
Randomly busting out ambiguous accents. Making banana bread (Chocolate chip? I gotchu. Nutella swirl? It's happened.) Listening. Talking. Singing. Sarcasm. Hugs. Making people feel comfortable. Quoting entire movies. Singing along to entire musicals. Being a good friend (aww.) No but seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot.

I'm a... I think it has most frequently been called "wise-ass." But, like... in a cute way?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmm...

Books: Unbearable Lightness of Being. My Antonia. Great Gatsby. The Princess Bride. Harry Potter (heh...)

Movies: so many... The Philadelphia Story. All About Eve. Most things by Woody Allen and Mel Brooks. Star Wars. Back to the Future. Airplane. When Harry Met Sally. The Princess Bride. Fast Times at Ridgemont High... there are so many more. Oh, and DISNEY. Duh.

Music: Ben Folds, Esperanza Spalding, Tierney Sutton, Simon and Garfunkel... jazz in general, oldies, musical soundtracks (yes. I'm a nerd.)

TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Summer Heights High, The Office, The Simpsons, New Girl

Food: ohhh, so much... Thai wins the "I could eat this every day" prize. But I loves me a good cheeseburger. ...And also Italian, Indian, Chinese, Japanese... I mean, let's get real. I love food and I'm pretty adventurous, so almost everything is fair game.
The six things I could never do without
My friends.
A sense of humor.
Ice cream.
My journal.
Perspective.

And a solid pair of sweatpants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still giggle when I hear the word "fart."
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got a good head on your shoulders but don't take yourself too seriously. Bonus points if you can quote Eddie Izzard or Monty Python.