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NHBPGSR

26 M Chesapeake, VA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), Japanese (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Josh. 26. I graduated with a Bachelors in Business Management. I could never really describe myself fully in a self-summary, there's just too much. But I'm easy to talk to and get to know, so if you want to know anything just ask.

I like driving around randomly for no reason just to find fun roads to drive on and driving around early in the morning when no one is around because it's relaxing. It's basically my equivalent of a long walk.

Apparently I'm an ENFJ.

I enjoy video games, I've had pretty much everything from Atari to PS3 and Xbox360. I'll play anything if it interests me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everything I can to better myself. And waiting for the Zombies to come.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Automotive and electronics, laughing, being rather sarcastic and a smart-ass at times, and a few other various things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm enthusiastic and easy to get to know most likely, you'd have to ask them.

Also I'm built like a damn linebacker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Don Quixote, Dantes Inferno/Purgatory/Paradise, Ayn Rand, Freakanomics, Miyamoto Musashi (The Book of Five Rings), books involving Zombies, Horror stories, anything generally. I'll also read anime/manga on occasion, to be honest I'll read any thing I can get my hands on.

Movies: Supertroopers, Grandma's Boy, Battle Royale 1&2, Sean of the Dead, Zombieland, Hangover, any Monty Python, Horror, Zombie Movies, B-movies, Comedy, Action... It really varies on my mood as to what I want to watch.

I'm a sucker for Horror movies, anything relating to zombies, and bad B-movies. If it has someone getting off'd, brains/organs/limbs eaten, or mauled by a giant sea creature that looks like a retarded shark (They prefer Learning Challenged Sea Faring Carnivorous Vertebrate), I'll watch it.

I also love Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Also, I have a strange weakness for Up and White Oleander. They touch me.

Shows: Really it's the same with shows as movies, if it looks interesting I'll watch it. Though I do like The Walking Dead, Sleepy Hollow, American Horror Story, Top Gear (UK Version, US version can stuff it), Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Storage Wars, 30 Rock, Community, Big Bang Theory, Parks and Rec, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, ATHF/Aqua Teen Patrol Squad 1, anything on the Science, History, or Discovery Channel. Hell, I'll even watch Cartoon Network (Chowder and Adventure Time, hell yeah.)
I also like old Nickelodeon shows (All That, Adventures of Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Kenan & Kel Show, Kablam!, Hey! Arnold, etc etc.)

Music: Anything. Except Bieber and the newer country. Of all the music types, I prefer Drum & Bass/Breakbeat and Dubstep the best. Deadmau5, Skrillex, Nero, Pendulum, really anything within those genres, but I'll listen to almost anything.

Food: I'll try anything. Though I prefer Indian, Mediterranean, Arabic, and Asian food. Having lived overseas I've grown to like them.

Protip: I can actually cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My loved ones, my friends, my car, my tools, humor.

When the zombies come, you can add zombies to that list. Zombies are fun. Though of course not as fun when they are munching on your skull to reach that sweet brain-meat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Why not?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, or socializing with other people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate filling this stuff out? What am I supposed to write? An Essay?

Though I will openly admit I have a weakness for girls with piercings/tattoos.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Just because! I like talking to people. Unless you're a zombie, then no you can not partake in my kidneys.