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27 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:00pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Dutch (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a pretty happy easy goin dude who likes pretty happy easy goin people. I'm on here cuz sometimes ya just need more opportunities to meet good folks.

If you're looking for a little more Ted Mosby than Barney Stinson... though, actually both of those guys are lame. Forget I said that. I'm neither of them. I'm more like Achilles, from the movie Troy. Or the Brawny Man, but imagine him, like, playing an electric guitar, during a thunder storm, on a mountain, while raising a pack of wolf puppies who were abandoned by their abusive father, and I shun society but only because of some mysterious past that you don't know yet. And every time you ask, "just who are you anyways!?" I look pensively off into the distance and say, "forget it, kiddo. You don't wanna know" and then I bull whip a nearby branch and swing you over to my tree house mansion of solitude.

I think I'm pretty nice n' all. I went to Berklee for music, but I'm not an exhibitionist. I write stories and hide them on my computer. I like getting lost in deep scientific or philosophical discussions but I also like poop jokes. I like to exercise but I don't do it because when catch my reflection I cry on the inside. I'm outdoorsy but I don't smell like a hobo. I'm pretty nice to hobos. I'm addicted to travel... I have exciting aspirations and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learnings, playing music, writing super nerdy sci-fi stories, philosophizing, teaching children the meaning of it all through ukulele and dodgeball, ascending massive trees, hiking/camping, exploring strange new worlds...naps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with kids, handy outdoors, I think a lot, and I can compose you a musical on the spot on five different instruments.
The first things people usually notice about me
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butt. for sure. eyes up here, ladies. and by up here I mean up at my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut, Waterson, Walden, Wittgenstein, and Dougy Adams
Movies: The Prestige, Some Like it Hot, The Man From Earth, Eternal Sunshine, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...frozen.
Shows: Firefly, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Bill Nye the Science Guy
Music: infinite
Food: infinite
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar, a journal, a frontier, biscuits w/ apple butter, the stars, positive intriguing people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Epistemology, cheese
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, out playing some music, or off the grid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My two latest hobbies are yoga and swing dancing. I know what you're thinking...those are some feminine hobbies. But I'm also into building structures with my bare hands so...forget regret or life is yours to miss, bro. Cultural androgyny is the new manly and manly is the new gay and gay is the new orange and orange is the new black.
You should message me if
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Look...I'm not expecting a whole lot. I just wanna have interesting experiences with interesting people. Also I'm a lazy messager, so say hello, and let's go do something weird together.