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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a pretty happy easy goin dude who likes pretty happy easy goin people. I'm on here cuz sometimes ya just need more opportunities to meet good folks.

I guess you could say I'm like Achilles, from the movie Troy. Just jean-busting handsome and recklessly violent purely for the sake of accumulating historical glory. Or maybe I'm more like the Brawny Man; soft, secure, bearded, but imagine him also like, playing an electric guitar, during a thunder storm, on a mountain, while raising a pack of wolf puppies who were abandoned by their abusive father, and I shun society but only because of some mysterious past that you don't know yet. And every time you ask, "just who are you anyways!?" I look pensively off into the distance and say, "forget it, kiddo. You don't wanna know" and then I bull whip a nearby branch and swing you over to my tree house mansion that I built with my hands, my man hands. And we make spicy salmon rolls together from fresh ingredients and drink red wine and discuss whether it's better bask in the light of a sunrise or try and correctly label it as an earthturn, until we give into our lusts and suck face for like three hours.
What I’m doing with my life
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Ever aspiring to love it more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This thing that I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Butt. For sure. I'm always like, "HEY! eyes up here, ladies", and by up here I mean up at my butt. Look at it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut, Waterson, Walden, Wittgenstein, Dougy Adams
Movies: The Prestige, Some Like it Hot, The Man From Earth, Eternal Sunshine, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...tangled.
Shows: Firefly, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Bill Nye the Science Guy
Music: just all of it
Food: yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar, a journal, a frontier, biscuits w/ apple butter, the stars, positive intriguing people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Epistemology, cheese
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, out playing some music, or off the grid.
You should message me if
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I just wanna have genuine and interesting experiences with genuine and interesting people. Also I'm a lazy messager, so say hello, and let's go do something weird together.