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27 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Dutch (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a pretty happy easy goin dude who likes pretty happy easy goin ladies...and weirdos. And I just got back to Boston! I'm on here cuz hey, sometimes I just need more opportunities to meet good people.

I'm a little more Ted Mosby than Barney Stinson when it comes to dating. Though, actually both of those guys are lame. Forget I said that. I'm neither of them. I'm more like Achilles...from the movie Troy. Or the Brawny Man, but imagine him, like, playing an electric guitar, during a thunder storm, on a mountain, while raising a pack of wolf puppies who were abandoned by their abusive father, and I shun society but only because of some mysterious past that you don't know yet. And every time you ask, "just who are you anyways!?" I look pensively off into the distance and say, "forget it, kiddo. You don't wanna know" and then I bull whip a nearby branch and swing you over to my tree house mansion.

All that aside, I'm pretty nice n' all. I went to Berklee for music, but I'm not an exhibitionist. I like writing, but I don't smoke cigarettes and gaze out the window pretending to be esoteric. I like getting lost in deep scientific or philosophical discussions but I also like fart jokes. I like to exercise but I don't own any cut off t-shirts. I'm outdoorsy but I don't smell like a hobo. I'm pretty nice to hobos. I'm addicted to travel... that's probably enough spoilers for now.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying childhood development and business management, playing music where I can, writing super nerdy sci-fi stories, philosophizing, teaching children the ukulele, ascending massive trees, hiking/camping, exploring strange new worlds...naps.
I’m really good at
I'm good with kids, handy outdoors, I'm a thinker, and I can compose you a musical on the spot on five different instruments.
The first things people usually notice about me
butt. for sure. eyes up here, ladies. and by up here I mean up at my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fahrenheit 451, Calvin and Hobbes, Into the Wild, Pragmatism and the Meaning of Truth, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy
Movies: The Prestige, Some Like it Hot, The Man From Earth, Eternal Sunshine, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...frozen.
Shows: Firefly, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Bill Nye the Science Guy
Music: infinite
Food: infinite
The six things I could never do without
A guitar, a journal, a frontier, biscuits w/ apple butter, the stars, the yoga pant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Epistemology, cheese, ASMR
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, out playing some music, or off the grid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My two latest hobbies are yoga and swing dancing. I know what you're thinking...those are some feminine hobbies. But I'm also into building structures with my bare hands so...forget regret or life is yours to miss, dude.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Do or do not. There is no if. Also there is no do not. Just do.