Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Simple guy looking for a simple girl. I think life is more fun when
you have someone to spend it with than going at it alone. Looking
for someone with that same belief.
I love my job, exercise near daily, cook constantly and otherwise
live very simply. I've travelled to Hawaii, been on many cruises
and would like to do that again, as well as a trip to Europe some
I'm looking for someone else with the same low-key/simplicity
lifestyle I do. Being a little nerdy or quirky is always a plus, as
I am as well. Think Big Bang Theory or King of the Nerds style.
Also someone who lives within 4 of the 5 boroughs (Manhattan,
Queens, Brooklyn or Staten Island), or in Jersey near a PATH
Interested? Just say hi. I've very open and extremely easy to talk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Construction management, I oversee the construction process of
mid-rise apartment buildings.
I'm the guy yelling at the guy with the jackhammer to work louder.
At 6 am. On a Saturday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The claw machine. It's not rigged. I can prove it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like horror movies and psychological thrillers.
C'mon, am I really supposed to list each and every book, movie,
show, song and food I like? Chances are more than half will match
yours. If you need a conversation starter, there are many more
scattered throughout this webpage. Heck, what happened to the tried
and true: "hi"
Of course I have more interests, but would rather share them and
learn yours through conversation than straight up list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A lint roller. It comes with the territory of pet ownership.
-A spray bottle. It comes with the territory of cat ownership,
allowing me to take back ownership of my territory.
-Band aids to cover the claw marks from spraying a cat with a
bottle. Lesson learned.
-A well stocked kitchen.
-Friends in my apartment to eat what comes out of a well stocked
-A dishwasher to clean the mess caused by friends eating all my
food. This isn't a complaint, I promise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't pay attention to the percentages on the site. If I cared
about a websites percentage formula, I'd go to eharmony.
Do I actually spend a lot of time thinking about this? No. I just
thought this section most appropriate for that statement.
I do wonder why you never see overweight or unsightly people on
online dating tv commercials. Targeted advertising there, media?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday night? Never had one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never had a hangover, no matter how hard I've tried. Never.
It's a blessing and a curse.
I'm also petrified of bees. Childhood trauma, the usual issues.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you could hold your own on King of the Nerds.
You want to say something but don't know what. So tell me a joke.
Or just say hi. I don't bite.
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