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NJDevil81

33 Towaco, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just your average 30 something year old that is constantly planning to take over the world (wait, skip that part).

I was also the kid that used to run with scissors in school.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preparing critical thinkers for adulthood. I'm a Special Education Language Arts teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding a cure to awkward silences, finding opportunities to quote The State, avoiding speeding tickets on major roadways, making smoothies, creating a killer cardio work out, kickboxing, lesson plans, and Cards Against Humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
According to Buzz Feed, my name is associated with having an exquisite heiney. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors:
Four writers who I'd have a drink with: Hunter S. Thompson, John Irving, Joesph Heller, and Phillip Roth.

Movies:
It's a mix. I like classic 80's horror, comedies like Caddyshack or Hot Rod. Anything involving Tarantino and my favorite action movie of all time is Point Break

TV:
There are two shows I will watch religiously since I don't have time for that much TV. They are Californication and Sons of Anarchy. I also got into Silicon Valley and still watch old Seinfeld.

Music: I'll listen to EDM like Afrojack, Frankie Knuckles, Krewella, or Knife Party, to stuff like Bruce Springsteen, Jets To Brazil, Led Zeppelin, Deftones Thursday, Saves The Day, and Gaslight Anthem. I enjoy concerts, whether it's a local bar or a bigger venue. My iPod can be quite spazzy.

Food: moo. I enjoy a good burger, steak, or anything involving bacon. I recently bought a ninja, so I can blend you an awesome smoothie (best so far is my Nutella, peanut butter, almond milk smoothie).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends
Devils Hockey
The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast
Gym or CKO
music
GPS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What will really happen if I tear the tags off of pillows?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at my second job, hanging out with friends, grading papers, or going to bed early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still play old school Nintendo.

I dressed for Halloween as Roger Rabbit once. It was epic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the air speed velocity of a swallow and are up for a game of Cards Against Humanity