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NJMNYC

28 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born and raised in Santa Monica, I have recently returned to LA after 10 years in NYC. Excited to be back with family and friends; looking to make new ones.

Once I did a shot with Tom Waits and John Baldessari; it was the single most awesome moment of my life. At NYU I minored in astrophysics because rockets are awesome and I thought it would be cool; it was. I collect vintage rolexes, loose change and cheesy pick up lines. I would rather talk about useless/random facts than myself (the steel beam on top of the Empire State Building is not an antenna, but was meant for docking Zeppelins). Most importantly, I have never had a cavity and have impeccable grammar.

Instagram is @noithan. Check me out!
What I’m doing with my life
I went into investment banking after college, but left to pursue my passion for food. I am now a chef with some truly amazing Gordon Ramsey like stories and one actual Gordon Ramsey story. It has also let me travel the world working in kitchens in Spain, France and Italy.
I’m really good at
Going on random adventures (especially fond of road trips)
Talking to strangers.
Throwing dinner parties.
Dancing like the ultimate white person.
High fiving.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I really enjoy reading books on social statistics (using statistical models to explain human behavior in society).

Shows: History Channel, Discovery Channel and Arrested Development.

Music: 80s pop and 90s hardcore rap.

Food: Everything but iceberg lettuce.
The six things I could never do without
Head
Shoulders
Knees
Toes
Knees
Toes

...and my NY Rangers season tickets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would Oprah do?

How do I get Rachel Maddow's haircut?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I had a rat tail. (My mom made me do it. She thought it was cute.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You enjoy when Adele says Thank You at award shows ("Fank You").

You always dress up for Halloween.

You think we are the same kind of weird.