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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 16
5' 11" (1.80m)
Working on University
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here is how this works... I look at you, you look at me. Then I message you because you are afraid I won't respond if you message me first, or you think men should start things off. But guess what your inbox is packed and you don't feel like reading through all that crap of boring first messages. So there my message sits for about a month before you come across it after a friday night in, drinking wine and feeling lonely, and finally message me back.

In which case I have deleted my sent message and have no idea what I started off with.

I have realized that the long self-summary is a terrible idea. Not a novel, more short story. Also realized women like lists... so I have interpreted that into... List self-summary...
(IN no particular order)

Sarcasm(emphasis on this).
Basically classic man stuff.

The style of clothing that women are choosing to wear... Jumpsuits they should never have made a comeback. And the rest of the 70s styles that are coming out of the closet.
People who decide that the gym is a social hour.
People who make FB post about everything in their life... I understand you eat but is it really worth talking about what you ate, when you ate, who you ate with. Guess what I eat 3 times a day... Dun dun dun!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently doing...
Work for a construction supply company
Also in the MNNG
Trying to progress and make the most of everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being overly sarcastic and stating the obvious when you know you wanted to say it... but you didn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My very sarcastic positive personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love movies, I consider myself a movie buff but that is just my opinion. Adam Sandler is f***ing awesome, any comedies I will watch, action Boondock Saints/Pulp Fiction, chick flicks failure to launch, scary, if its a film I will see it usually not picky just nothing that will make me dumber by watching. I love all types of music not really picky I will listen to almost anything, currently I am listening to a lot of alternative music. Food I usually try to keep it healthy, figure get into a good eating habit young so I dont have to force myself into one later in life when I addicted to junk food. I dabble in reading, its hard to find a good book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A gym or some sort of workout equipment, my friends, family, my dog(despite the fact that Marley and me brought me to face the fact he wont live forever),movies, and peanut butter.
You should message me if
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You like to workout and stay fit, like to watch movies, and you're around my age. You feel like we could have fun if we hang out and can handle a small amount of sarcasm. And if you're afraid to send me a message for some reason I triple dog dare you to message me. No way out of that one, almost makes it a mandatory thing.