Women judge men for their typos and poor grammar. Well guess what? We judge women for nit picking the details and missing the overall message, the main coarse meat of the story.(Or if your vegan the pressed vegetable puree impersonating meat. If you’re vegetarian stick around you may still be in the running)
I could tell you what a great guy I am, that I'm independently wealthy, have a great home life, I never pass gas in my sleep but when I do it smells like vanilla potpourri. I could to tell you that I look forward to meeting you! However, like most of you am weeding through the multitude of pictures,emails,profiles,stats,…too big/small, Do/don’t want children, do/don’t smoke, do/don’t drink, puts the toilet paper to roll off the top or bottom (which by the way everyone knows it should roll off the top) When it’s all said and done the odds are very good that… I DON’T WANT TO MEET YOU. I want to discover if the one I am looking for is also looking here looking for me, or at least enjoy my quest to discover. (Still slightly intrigued?)
I am an ***hole (or at least I am if the following qualifies me as one),I will forget important dates, I will hold the door open for you but it might be to trip you enough to stumble you and giggle, I will forget my dirty socks on the bedroom floor, not call when I was supposed to, tell I'm you im a better driver... because I am, try to fix something that you just wanted to vent about, sometimes tell you no when all you want to hear is yes, I will debate against you just to hear another angle, I will forget the toilet ring up, I will tell you about that one eyebrow hair you didn’t tweeze, I turn super grumpy when I’m hungry, I will tickle inside your nose with a strand of hair while you’re trying to sleep.
Now moving along: I’ll throw in some key words and phrases that describe what I like to do or in some cases would like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading and contact me. If you don’t, I swear I won’t be upset with you, in fact I will never know anyway.
Travel, camping, music, dancing, biking, last minute plans, sand between toes, star gazing, art displays, thrift shopping, shooting guns, coffee and conversation, going out (but also staying in), listening to a heartbeat, laugh till it hurts, ride a motorcycle in a direction just to see where we end up, see the resemblance of the love of your life in a child, sharing, respect, food that makes your mouth water for it years later, debating without arguing, down to earth(but realize fantasy is very important), laughing at yourself, awareness of life as a whole.
Food: food comes in second only to love. Dine in or dine out makes no difference. Good food makes me happy. I am a fairly good cook, even vegetarian.(see didn’t leave you out).However, you eventually should cook for me occasionally in order for you to stick around. If you don’t know how, I will give you a crash course for your own safety/wellbeing.(Refer to next to last statement of the “I’m an***hole paragraph)
Well you made it this far…
A good meal is not about one or two great ingredients , it’s about a balance of flavor in a variety ingredients… spicy, sweet,bitter, salty, savory. What tastes great to one may be terrible to another. Yet,throughout the world dessert comes last. We all seem to crave the sweet in the end. Similar to the craving for someone who wants to be with us for who we were, are,and will become. Someone who even if they hate how we are at times, chooses to be with us because of who we are together. To meet someone who will stand beside us no matter what, laughter, joy, sadness, tears. We have the potential to hurt each other like no other because we are closer than any other but choose to love and protect each other unconditionally. I would like to share dessert.
For now, shoot me a message, lets have a drink, talk and see where things go.
* I have not completely given up the idea of having another child of my own, if you contact me and that is not a consideration for you I will assume you are looking for nothing serious.
** If it takes quite some time for me to respond it may not mean I'm not interested, I may just be busy with life off this site.
***Don't be apprehensive about contacting me, this site doesn't have a "wink" button. Many of us even have the profile option where it doesn't show that you were looking. Without a message we may never make any kind of contact.
*** Update 01/14 I am unsure how long I will feel this way however, at least until I update this again, I would consider enjoying mutually respectful fun hanging out occasionally but no commitment at the moment.