Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, well, let's see...I'm probably the most atypical CPA on the
planet. Yes, I spend most days crunching numbers, but I've also
been a college DJ, manual laborer, pro wrestler, restaurant owner,
among other things. I just try to keep things interesting - keep
people on their toes. I'm a little nerdy most of the time (as
evidenced by the pic), and I've got a solid group of friends that
help me maintain my weirdness. Trust me, I know when to be serious,
but it's not my favorite thing in the world. Basically, trying to
find someone that can keep up with my sarcasm, can get my jokes,
and can show me some new things. Wouldn't hurt if they'd work out
with me too (everyone needs a little motivation). I've never been
married and I live alone, so I certainly don't need anyone to take
care of me (not that I'd stop you). Can appreciate a down to earth
woman, someone laid back, and above all, honest. I'm a lot of
things, but I'm not a liar. And I don't think that's too much to
ask in return. So, there it is...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh - I've been making people shoot milk thru their
nose since 2nd grade. Plus, I know why way around a 1040 (yea,
that'll make the ladies come runnin')
I also seem to have the ability to get people to tell me anything -
I've learned way more than I should about people on first
Oh, and I am an unstoppable force of useless knowledge for any and
all trivia contests.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them, but people say I have nice eyes - of
course, I'm online dating, so I'm not sure if anyone is noticing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Basically Stephen King books are my go to.
Movies - classic and new comedies, action, sci-fi, and nerd flicks
- too many to name but you get the idea.
Shows - Very little reality - like Bio/A&E shows, South Park,
American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Walking
Dead, Dexter, Spartacus, Political shows and sports.
Food - pretty easy, but I don't work well with super spicy stuff.
And no mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rat Pack music
the opposite sex (preferably one important one)
pizza rolls, definitely pizza rolls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tax laws and my clients - figuring out a way to upgrade my condo -
what exactly I'm doing here - and writing new jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, home catching up on domestic duties or at
the gym (much less crowded - I imagine because everone else is out)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once went parasailing in Mexico and accidentally exposed myself
upon landing. Watching the guy try to tell me I'm "out" in Spanish
Oh, and I miss my cat. He died in Jan. I had him for almost 19
years. I miss him a lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're fun, low maintenace, not too uptight, and can laugh at
yourself. Or hey, if you're bored, I'll probably answer, so that
should kill a few minutes.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.