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NOGuy12

43 M North Olmsted, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Wow, well, let's see...I'm probably the most atypical CPA on the planet. Yes, I spend most days crunching numbers, but I've also been a college DJ, manual laborer, pro wrestler, restaurant owner, among other things. I just try to keep things interesting - keep people on their toes. I'm a little nerdy most of the time (as evidenced by the pic), and I've got a solid group of friends that help me maintain my weirdness. Trust me, I know when to be serious, but it's not my favorite thing in the world. Basically, trying to find someone that can keep up with my sarcasm, can get my jokes, and can show me some new things. Wouldn't hurt if they'd work out with me too (everyone needs a little motivation). I've never been married and I live alone, so I certainly don't need anyone to take care of me (not that I'd stop you). Can appreciate a down to earth woman, someone laid back, and above all, honest. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. And I don't think that's too much to ask in return. So, there it is...
I’m really good at
making people laugh - I've been making people shoot milk thru their nose since 2nd grade. Plus, I know why way around a 1040 (yea, that'll make the ladies come runnin')

I also seem to have the ability to get people to tell me anything - I've learned way more than I should about people on first dates.

Oh, and I am an unstoppable force of useless knowledge for any and all trivia contests.
The first things people usually notice about me
You'd have to ask them, but people say I have nice eyes - of course, I'm online dating, so I'm not sure if anyone is noticing me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Basically Stephen King books are my go to.
Movies - classic and new comedies, action, sci-fi, and nerd flicks - too many to name but you get the idea.
Shows - Very little reality - like Bio/A&E shows, South Park, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, Dexter, Spartacus, Political shows and sports.
Food - pretty easy, but I don't work well with super spicy stuff. And no mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
laughter
softball
Rat Pack music
omlettes
the opposite sex (preferably one important one)
pizza rolls, definitely pizza rolls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tax laws and my clients - figuring out a way to upgrade my condo - what exactly I'm doing here - and writing new jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends, home catching up on domestic duties or at the gym (much less crowded - I imagine because everone else is out)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went parasailing in Mexico and accidentally exposed myself upon landing. Watching the guy try to tell me I'm "out" in Spanish was hilarious.

Oh, and I miss my cat. He died in Jan. I had him for almost 19 years. I miss him a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're fun, low maintenace, not too uptight, and can laugh at yourself. Or hey, if you're bored, I'll probably answer, so that should kill a few minutes.